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CouldBeAnAlt
04/24/21 2:20:16 PM
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Would you trust Bowser to watch your children?


You need a sitter at last minute and only Bowser is available. He'll bring his son to hang out with your children.

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Heartomaton
04/24/21 2:20:43 PM
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Sure.

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The Trent
04/24/21 2:21:05 PM
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No I don't let adult males of any species just hang out with my daughters alone

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Turbam
04/24/21 2:21:15 PM
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Only if he puts on the Super Crown and let's me have nasty koopa sex with him

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ElatedVenusaur
04/24/21 2:23:52 PM
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I would be shocked he was available at all, with all the work he does, but he seems to be a good dad with a lot of talents who could keep the kids entertained.
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IShall_Run_Amok
04/24/21 2:39:39 PM
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Better him than Mario. You can tell that Mario is that sort of guy who doesn't really like being around kids, but Bowser would probably light up at all the attention he gets, and spend the entire evening giving them rides and using his fire breath to cook frozen pizzas.

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Insanititious
04/24/21 4:09:32 PM
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Turbam posted...
Only if he puts on the Super Crown and let's me have nasty koopa sex with him

this

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CouldBeAnAlt
04/24/21 9:58:14 PM
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He'll bring his clown car

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KiwiTerraRizing
04/24/21 9:59:16 PM
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Insanititious posted...
this

Look at that tongue, you want him eating ass without the crown

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AlisLandale
04/24/21 9:59:48 PM
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Guy raises like, eight kids as a single dad all while performing his responsibilities as king of the koopas.

If Bowser can't be trusted, then who can?

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Irony
04/24/21 10:00:44 PM
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I'll need to see some references

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Ryuko_Chan
04/24/21 10:09:41 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
Guy raises like, eight kids as a single dad all while performing his responsibilities as king of the koopas.

If Bowser can't be trusted, then who can?


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MorganTJ
04/24/21 10:17:28 PM
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Shotgunnova
04/24/21 10:26:04 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
Guy raises like, eight kids as a single dad all while performing his responsibilities as king of the koopas. If Bowser can't be trusted, then who can?
This.

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yunalenne10
04/24/21 10:28:46 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bE3PCRHq-A

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Questionmarktarius
04/24/21 10:31:55 PM
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MorganTJ posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03bAayBtcb0

Bowser's a great parent.
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