Current Events > I don't think my girlfriend realized I get digital receipts

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Her sister dreamt she was pregnant and freaked her out. I'm not worried, she was on her period last week.

Also the smokes are for me but I bet it looked great buying trulys and camels with that pregnancy test.

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And I'm fully prepared for the "who's the father" jokes so please, by all means.

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It's positive. I don't know if it's conclusive. I bought some of the digital ones and we're going to try again in the morning.

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You drink trulys

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JTilly posted...

You drink trulys

She does. I drink PBR mostly

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MrResetti posted...

It's positive. I don't know if it's conclusive. I bought some of the digital ones and we're going to try again in the morning.

Bruh you gonna have an Indian baby

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Walgreens gang! Fuck CVS! Donate to Red Nose Day!

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I still think it is weird pharmacies sell tobacco

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Flockaveli posted...

Walgreens gang! Fuck CVS! Donate to Red Nose Day!

I work at a Specialty location. Got my name @ walgreens.com and everything

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cuh posted...

Is she white

its the white cheddar cheez itz and the truly spiked berry variety box for me

Oui. Very basic.

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The digital test this morning said not pregnant.

They need to abolish the old two line bullshit. It's like there's always a faint second line

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MrResetti posted...

The digital test this morning said not pregnant.

They need to abolish the old two line bullshit. It's like there's always a faint second line

If one OTC test says yes and one says no, it might be time to get a "proper" test done by a doctor or whatever.

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congrats you're gonna be a dad
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You want the first response early result test bro

furb posted...

I still think it is weird pharmacies sell tobacco

I think it's a weird holdover thing from when cigarettes were marketed as a healthy product. Now it's more of a "our customers want this, and we make a lot of money from it." Although CVS made quite a big deal about discontinuing their cigarette sales

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Trumble posted...

If one OTC test says yes and one says no, it might be time to get a "proper" test done by a doctor or whatever.

this.

my wife had a test where the first was no then a second had a faint line that they say means yes. Went to doctors for a blood test and it was a yes.

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From what I was told, there might be some false negatives, but there are almost always no false positives.

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Damn man, Im jealous of how cheap those smokes were.

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Go to a doctor and see what the truth it, do you want to be a parent or is this a nightmare for you ?

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I'm ignorant as fuck on pregnancy tests. How many should she use before you have an understanding either way?

Also, is she on the pill or another form of contraception?

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Legato-and-Vash posted...

From what I was told, there might be some false negatives, but there are almost always no false positives.

this

take another one or have a doctor do it.

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RetsuZaiZen posted...

I'm ignorant as fuck on pregnancy tests. How many should she use before you have an understanding either way?

Also, is she on the pill or another form of contraception?

usually just one.

if you get a yes, chances are youre pregnant and you should see your doctor to confirm.

if its no, and youre still not satisfied you take another a couple days later or see your doctor.

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Is didn't think the test looked like a yes to start with but I mean I'd going to see her OB is the right call then we'll talk about it. I've got one more digital read test she can take.

Being a dad doesn't scare me but the timing isn't really how we imagined it so the no was more of a relief for both of us.

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marthsheretoo posted...

Bruh you gonna have an Indian baby

this.

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