Poll of the Day > Man charged for masturbating with Elmo doll during home inspection

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BUMPED2002
04/11/21 9:23:00 PM
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Geez what is wrong with people in this country I just hope this guy isn't a pedophile.

https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/michigan-man-accused-indecent-exposure-with-elmo-doll-during-home-inspection/ZWZYQXZ5JRGUDLLEJNJ4Z63N6Y/

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Metalsonic66
04/11/21 9:23:39 PM
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Hehehe that tickles!

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BlackScythe0
04/11/21 10:41:36 PM
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Dude goes to a nursery room to masturbate to a young childs toy. You can hope, but I hope you aren't hoping to hard.
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Judgmenl
04/11/21 10:47:47 PM
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Big yikes from me.

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Zareth
04/11/21 11:13:23 PM
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At first I thought it was the homeowner doing it and I was like "dude can you wait until the inspection is done please?"

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Cacciato
04/11/21 11:16:15 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Hehehe that tickles!
lmfao
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JoseAAV
04/12/21 12:45:36 AM
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this is nasty and the fact he tried to lie his way out of it is even more disgusting
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SKARDAVNELNATE
04/12/21 12:55:53 AM
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Zareth posted...
At first I thought it was the homeowner doing it and I was like "dude can you wait until the inspection is done please?"
This is what I was thinking. The healine is rather vague

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Metalsonic66
04/12/21 2:52:11 AM
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Man why not go in the bathroom if you're that horny jeeeez

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BUMPED2002
04/12/21 6:07:10 AM
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Zareth posted...
At first I thought it was the homeowner doing it and I was like "dude can you wait until the inspection is done please?"
No idea what type of inspection he was doing but it was all wrong.

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FatalAccident
04/12/21 7:08:47 AM
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Wait holup thats a long ass article

is someone having his home inspected and he gets caught hypnoxing with a toy in his own house?

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Blightzkrieg
04/12/21 7:17:49 AM
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FatalAccident posted...
Wait holup thats a long ass article

is someone having his home inspected and he gets caught hypnoxing with a toy in his own house?
The inspector jerked on the toy of a child who lived in the house

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LinkPizza
04/12/21 7:35:40 AM
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SKARDAVNELNATE posted...
Zareth posted...
At first I thought it was the homeowner doing it and I was like "dude can you wait until the inspection is done please?"

This is what I was thinking. The headline is rather vague

I was actually thinking the same thing...
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SunWuKung420
04/12/21 8:15:55 AM
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That's some perverted stuff. What is wrong with people?

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FatalAccident
04/12/21 9:21:30 AM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
The inspector jerked on the toy of a child who lived in the house
Oh lmao

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FatalAccident
04/12/21 9:22:55 AM
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Also is it indecent exposure if theres nobody in the room? Lol

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hockey7318
04/12/21 9:58:26 AM
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Pure Michigan.
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Metalsonic66
04/12/21 12:17:42 PM
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FatalAccident posted...
Also is it indecent exposure if theres nobody in the room? Lol
Someone caught him, didn't they?

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Blightzkrieg
04/12/21 12:44:58 PM
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Elmo was in the room

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Blightzkrieg
04/12/21 12:45:59 PM
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If I put a hidden camera in the teddy bear in my room mate's room, and then her boyfriend comes in and secretly jerks on the teddy bear, what legal avenues do I have for compensation.

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BlackScythe0
04/12/21 12:49:49 PM
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FatalAccident posted...
Also is it indecent exposure if theres nobody in the room? Lol
Yea because he had no business exposing himself there and proof it happened exists.
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deadpigs101
04/13/21 3:45:26 PM
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Blightzkrieg posted...
If I put a hidden camera in the teddy bear in my room mate's room, and then her boyfriend comes in and secretly jerks on the teddy bear, what legal avenues do I have for compensation.
I think the issue is the guy was wrestling with Elmo while "working".

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Nade Duck
04/13/21 4:48:05 PM
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maybe elmo was asking for it

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Zareth
04/13/21 5:18:53 PM
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Nade Duck posted...
maybe elmo was asking for it
Did you see the way he was dressed?

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Nade Duck
04/13/21 9:46:37 PM
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Zareth posted...
Did you see the way he was dressed?
more like not dressed, really.

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Joe_Biden
04/13/21 9:54:21 PM
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i can't imagine the urge to do something like this

"i'm just so fuckin horny i have to masturbate RIGHT NOW no matter WHAT"

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Metalsonic66
04/14/21 12:13:16 AM
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Maybe he was just using the doll to wipe up his mess

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