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WilliamPorygon
04/04/21 11:05:24 PM
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What's your opinion about bikini armor?







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The Trent
04/04/21 11:06:20 PM
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lol

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OpenlyGator
04/04/21 11:06:55 PM
#3:


Solution B is just everyone being a barbarian class.

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Bad_Mojo
04/04/21 11:07:50 PM
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I have zero issue with either. Know your audience, and that is what it seems they're asking.

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Vyrulisse
04/04/21 11:11:17 PM
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I see no problem. No amount of armor is gonna protect you from a dragon stepping on you (some people may even be into that). Funny how no one complains about Barbarian Males running around in loincloths, seems realism only matters when it's Females.

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coh
04/04/21 11:12:42 PM
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Theres nothing wrong with the first panel. I dont understand the need to make male and female identical
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Bad_Mojo
04/04/21 11:13:06 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
I see no problem. No amount of armor is gonna protect you from a dragon stepping on you (some people may even be into that). Funny how no one complains about Barbarian Males running around in loincloths, seems realism only matters when it's Females.

It's the same when it comes to pro wrestling. The men wear practically nothing and nobody has any issue with that.

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Smackems
04/04/21 11:13:09 PM
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I think it's stupid lookin

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Bad_Mojo
04/04/21 11:14:12 PM
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coh posted...
Theres nothing wrong with the first panel. I dont understand the need to make male and female identical

The Alleged problem

Says it right there

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ClockworkHare
04/04/21 11:18:56 PM
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The elephant in the room is the surprising amount of female gamers who actually prefer the problem panel despite Solution A being available.

Some players want to look savagely badass while they smash stuff in games.
Some want to look like a beauty pageant contestant while killing things.

Just standardize the options to do both...

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Flauros
04/04/21 11:19:50 PM
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RedJackson
04/04/21 11:23:03 PM
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The initial isn't really a problem if you can write a backstory where a person dresses up that way cause they're just so good that they have no such need to be decked out in armor

but they don't really do that so I guess I'll go with solution A >_>


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NeonOctopus
04/04/21 11:23:22 PM
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Guide
04/04/21 11:24:40 PM
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Vyrulisse posted...
I see no problem. No amount of armor is gonna protect you from a dragon stepping on you (some people may even be into that). Funny how no one complains about Barbarian Males running around in loincloths, seems realism only matters when it's Females.

How often do you see loincloth barbarians and fully-armored women be standard in the same setting?

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GrandConjuraton
04/04/21 11:25:22 PM
#15:


Solution A is the only correct answer.

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pastaman44
04/04/21 11:30:38 PM
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Bikini armor is stupid, and the male version in panel 3 is also stupid. Make some practical armor, or don't wear armor at all and explain it as dexterity/speed and not getting hit. Then you can dress however you want, sexy or not, and it will look less silly than random little metal bits that are probably uncomfortable for no benefit. Just dress your character like this, it's fine and not much more dressed.

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/60/31/35/603135c1d92c78d3939c16871a2c5812.jpg

Alternatively, have magical armor whose benefits are not tied to the actual strength of the material, and then you can also have skimpy costumes for any gender and it's fine. If your witch is dressed in a slinky dress with a high slit and a plunging neckline her ability to shrug off swords or emerge from walls of fire unscathed is expected and fine.

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NeonOctopus
04/04/21 11:36:46 PM
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I don't get people who want realism in a game where literally nothing is even close to realism otherwise.

It's a video game >_> Who cares lol

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Prestoff
04/04/21 11:38:08 PM
#18:


Guide posted...
How often do you see loincloth barbarians and fully-armored women be standard in the same setting?

This, like I don't really get what vy was trying to say there.

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AlisLandale
04/04/21 11:42:32 PM
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As long as they look cool I dont care if theyre wearing a chain-mail G-string or an iron-plated nun robe.

its all fake it doesnt matter.

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IfGodCouldDie
04/05/21 12:00:31 AM
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I voted B because everyone should be allowed to have eye candy, but a combination of both would be best. You can decide to be a scantily clad anything or you can choose to be fully clothed.

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cjsdowg
04/05/21 12:03:31 AM
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I said I see no issue with it.Because besides like WOW this almost never happens. I don't understand how it is a trope.

Also Star Wars had people complaining about them because a female had a breast plate that you could fit lady parts in.

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KainWind
04/05/21 12:08:30 AM
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Hard to trust a female tank not wearing a bikini.

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KnightofShikari
04/05/21 12:08:53 AM
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i think solution B happens in FFXIV, where skimpy armor on girls is skimpy armor on boys

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DocileOrangeCup
04/05/21 12:10:19 AM
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Guide
04/05/21 12:10:37 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
I said I see no issue with it.Because besides like WOW this almost never happens. I don't understand how it is a trope.

Also Star Wars had people complaining about them because a female had a breast plate that you could fit lady parts in.

Do you not read that Naruto crap?

Actually, Naruto was good about this, but it's extremely common in anime and vidya.

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChainmailBikini

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saspa
04/07/21 5:01:21 AM
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Every time this issue is brought up:

https://www.shortpacked.com/comics/2011-12-02-sexy.png

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Naturally I don't care about any of this but what I find interesting about "Solution A" is that the armor is still quite feminine with her wearing a skirt on top of the knight armor.

I personally find that sexier, I always like seeing girls wearing a sort of skirt with long leggings and such. Looks cool imo, as seen in Maria from Star Ocean 3 if anyone remembers that old game.
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IHeartRadiation
04/07/21 5:05:25 AM
#27:


Solution A with battle damage.

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Turbam
04/07/21 5:07:34 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
I see no problem. No amount of armor is gonna protect you from a dragon stepping on you (some people may even be into that). Funny how no one complains about Barbarian Males running around in loincloths, seems realism only matters when it's Females.

It's like when the alt costume for Zero Suit Samus that was booty shorts and a sports bra got revealed and everyone went apeshit about how offensive it was; and then Shulk got an alt costume that was him wearing swim trunks and nobody said a word

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KnightofShikari
04/07/21 5:09:00 AM
#29:


i like bikini armor



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spikethedevil
04/07/21 5:12:43 AM
#31:


Always found bikini armour to be so stupid.

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Gruntling
04/07/21 5:13:11 AM
#32:


Solution B

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UnfairRepresent
04/07/21 5:15:09 AM
#33:


spikethedevil posted...
Always found bikini armour to be so stupid.
This

Just wear armor or don't . it looks awful and gives "I'm not masturbating to this but I know that someone is right now and that makes me uncomfortable " vibes

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spikethedevil
04/07/21 5:16:30 AM
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My other pet peeve is when costumes have boob socks.

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au_gold
04/07/21 5:16:58 AM
#35:


I liked the armor Sofia Vergara wore in Machete Kills.

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The_Korey
04/07/21 5:18:10 AM
#36:


Both. Bikini armor is fitting for a number of characters/klasses so I'd be against shunning it all together. It's only problematic when random armor is full-body for a man, but for some reason revealing when reequiped on a woman. Either single out the bikinis as female-exclusive equipment, or make it turn into something roughly as sexy/revealing when on a man.

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DrizztLink
04/07/21 5:18:35 AM
#37:


spikethedevil posted...
My other pet peeve is when costumes have boob socks.
Leave Taki alone



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IfGodCouldDie
04/07/21 4:06:07 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
This

Just wear armor or don't . it looks awful and gives "I'm not masturbating to this but I know that someone is right now and that makes me uncomfortable " vibes
Imagine having thoughts of other people masterbating infest your mind for any reason.

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spikethedevil
04/07/21 4:50:37 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Leave Taki alone


It looks so fucking stupid. Boobs do not work like that.

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SolidShadow3
04/07/21 5:11:17 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
It looks so fucking stupid. Boobs do not work like that.
pshhh says you

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philsov
04/07/21 5:17:54 PM
#41:


Both are fine

full plate is heavy (50+ lbs, on top of weapons) and screws with your range of motion. It's literally not for everyone.
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DrizztLink
04/07/21 5:19:00 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
It looks so fucking stupid. Boobs do not work like that.
I invite you to picture how little 12 year old DrizztLink cared.

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KeeperOfShadows
04/07/21 5:30:09 PM
#43:


I see no problem. Unless the game is actually trying to come off realistic there's no need to force realism. At the very most, include both types of armor designs so people can go with their preference.

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Questionmarktarius
04/08/21 11:50:57 AM
#45:


What purpose does the "butt cape" serve?
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Ruvan22
04/08/21 11:54:04 AM
#46:


Th3Truth posted...
The thing about this is that there are plenty of women who do find sexy outfits to be a power fantasy as well as can be seen by the amount of female cosplayers.
A) What percent of the female population do you feel is made up of female cosplayers in sexy outfits?
B) Do you see a distinction between someone choosing to wear something versus someone being forced to wear something?
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Questionmarktarius
04/08/21 11:56:55 AM
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saspa posted...
https://www.shortpacked.com/comics/2011-12-02-sexy.png
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AlisLandale
04/08/21 12:00:47 PM
#48:


Questionmarktarius posted...
What purpose does the "butt cape" serve?

Keeps your tuchus warm when you sit on a metal bench

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BeyondWalls
04/08/21 12:02:13 PM
#49:


He-Man solved this problem in 1982.

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MrMegaPhoenix
04/08/21 12:04:40 PM
#50:


this webcomic looks bad

but option a.

you dont need comics or movies or games to jerk off. go find some hentai or porn if you are that desperate
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