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NeonOctopus
04/04/21 5:25:13 PM
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and you were like "AW YEAH! Gonna play GTA all day, eat ice cream for lunch, and deed in any room I want!"

I miss having such simple pleasures in life >_> Nah mean?

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BloodMoon7
04/04/21 5:26:10 PM
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I was never this.

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
04/04/21 5:26:42 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
deed
With the speakers on blast
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masticatingman
04/04/21 5:27:05 PM
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After I was around 7-8 it was kinda funny to me my mom was still stay at home. She obviously didnt wanna return to the work grind. My time to myself as a kid was basically nonexistent because of that.

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VandorLee
04/04/21 5:30:28 PM
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Now its just in your parents basement.....

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Irony
04/04/21 5:31:07 PM
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VandorLee posted...
Now its just in your parents basement.....
No it's your parent's bedroom

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VandorLee
04/04/21 5:35:46 PM
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Irony posted...
No it's your parent's bedroom

Did you think this through?


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Kitt
04/04/21 5:38:42 PM
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Back when I was in middle school -- when my mom had to work super late, me and my siblings basically had the place to ourselves. On weekends, she says we could do whatever we want as long as we don't open the front door.

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Irony
04/04/21 5:42:13 PM
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VandorLee posted...
Did you think this through?
No I post on CE

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El Mexicano Texano
04/04/21 5:43:20 PM
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VandorLee posted...
Did you think this through?

He's implying that he's banging your mom

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Irony
04/04/21 5:45:32 PM
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El Mexicano Texano posted...
He's implying that he's banging your mom
Can't it be both

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El Mexicano Texano
04/04/21 5:48:40 PM
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Irony posted...
Can't it be both

Yes it can but let's not be greedy now


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joe40001
04/04/21 5:50:13 PM
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I miss being happy

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BloodMoon7
04/04/21 5:51:15 PM
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Imagine knowing what happiness is. Couldn't be me.

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NeonOctopus
04/05/21 5:07:45 PM
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Guide
04/05/21 9:13:38 PM
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fap in living room with the Wii web browser

awww yeahhh

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Turbam
04/05/21 9:37:20 PM
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Oh man, that was back when I jerked it to real women.

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Kajagogo
04/05/21 9:37:36 PM
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When I was a kid, I went out side to play.

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Nukazie
04/05/21 9:38:26 PM
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hell yeah, no virus to worry about then

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yunalenne10
04/05/21 9:39:27 PM
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Not much of a difference. I could walk around the house naked before, I can still do so today.

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NeonOctopus
04/06/21 7:40:36 AM
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yunalenne10 posted...
Not much of a difference. I could walk around the house naked before, I can still do so today.
Yeah, but there's no excitement when it's your house by yourself >_> You can still jack it in the foyer or the water heater room, but it's not the same when you were a teen and had to do it in the bedroom/bathroom while your folks were home

Nah mean?

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Alexanaxela
04/06/21 7:45:00 AM
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it was a good time, it was a simple time
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googs19
04/06/21 8:22:39 AM
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I've got 3 kids and a wife, it is still pretty exciting if I can manage to get the house to myself for the day.
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AzNDarkSamurai
04/06/21 8:29:33 AM
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googs19 posted...
I've got 3 kids and a wife, it is still pretty exciting if I can manage to get the house to myself for the day.

This

God youd be amazed at how rare time to yourself is when youre married and have kids

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The_Korey
04/06/21 8:33:11 AM
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bigtiggie23
04/06/21 8:39:39 AM
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I remember when I first had the house to myself. I was 15, my parents and brothers went to Missouri for the weekend. I had money for some pizzas, a case of Hawaiian Punch, and I rented a bunch of SNES games. That's all I needed, aside from a few magazines and videotapes.
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TheoryzC
04/06/21 8:39:46 AM
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Kids today will never know the thrill of the parents leaving you home alone to go shopping and you having a set amount of time to find your dad's vhs stash, watching said tapes and rewinding them back to part your dad left them off at

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yunalenne10
04/06/21 12:10:24 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Yeah, but there's no excitement when it's your house by yourself >_> You can still jack it in the foyer or the water heater room, but it's not the same when you were a teen and had to do it in the bedroom/bathroom while your folks were home

Nah mean?

Who said I live alone?

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littlebro07
04/06/21 12:17:19 PM
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TheoryzC posted...
Kids today will never know the thrill of the parents leaving you home alone to go shopping and you having a set amount of time to find your dad's vhs stash, watching said tapes and rewinding them back to part your dad left them off at

lmfao I remember doing this


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NeonOctopus
04/06/21 12:38:44 PM
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TheoryzC posted...
Kids today will never know the thrill of the parents leaving you home alone to go shopping and you having a set amount of time to find your dad's vhs stash, watching said tapes and rewinding them back to part your dad left them off at
I did that with Shannon Elizabeth's nude scene in American Pie. Rewinding scenes in VHS sucks >_> I'm so glad digital .mp4s are a thing now

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Alexanaxela
04/06/21 4:06:53 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
TheoryzC posted...
Kids today will never know the thrill of the parents leaving you home alone to go shopping and you having a set amount of time to find your dad's vhs stash, watching said tapes and rewinding them back to part your dad left them off at

lmfao I remember doing this


xfd me as well i think he caught on to me once because i forgot to rewind
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rexcrk
04/06/21 5:14:24 PM
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Well, Im in my mid-30s now, and I live alone, and thats how I feel every week on my day off

I wonder if Ill ever grow out of that.

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