Current Events > If there were an actual civil war, wouldn't the red states dominate?

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SrRd_RacinG
04/03/21 1:00:02 PM
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All those guns and whatnot?

Then again, there's a lot more people in California and New York combined than in Texas.

Which side would win?

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The Trent
04/03/21 1:01:21 PM
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i dunno, the CHAZ or CHOP or whatever was pretty lit i think the blues states are down for a bit of the old ultraviolence after all

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s0nicfan
04/03/21 1:02:49 PM
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It more or less just comes down to which side the Air Force takes. Complete air dominance in a land war is going to be a pretty one-sided fight.

Of course, the dirty little secret of civil wars is that rarely does anybody win unless a wealthy third power heavily backs one of the sides and provides material and personnel support.

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ledbowman
04/03/21 1:04:32 PM
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hell ya. we own

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The Trent
04/03/21 1:05:15 PM
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metallica846 posted...
We wont know till it pops off. The red states do have more guns but you can only shoot one at a time.

dude we have two hands in the south just like you do in the wherever

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sondast
04/03/21 1:06:13 PM
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We did this once before. The blue states won.

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The Trent
04/03/21 1:06:40 PM
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sondast posted...
We did this once before. The blue states won.

lol

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The Trent
04/03/21 1:07:02 PM
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metallica846 posted...
You know I live in Texas!

then buy a second gun already jeez

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Phantom36
04/03/21 1:07:55 PM
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I think you underestimate how many Democrats are actually pro- Second Amendment though.

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The Trent
04/03/21 1:08:39 PM
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CrimsonRage posted...
aren't you all fat

no only the fat ones are fat

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Slayer_22
04/03/21 1:10:25 PM
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Phantom36 posted...
I think you underestimate how many Democrats are actually pro- Second Amendment though.

Yup. I know quite a few that have guns. Liberals too.

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Southernfatman
04/03/21 1:10:35 PM
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Most Americans are too lazy and/or apathetic to fight. It wouldn't be a civil war, but more of a guerilla quasi war between different groups akin to The Troubles.

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LincolnDuncan
04/03/21 1:10:47 PM
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We got guns in blue states too. I live in Vermont, and almost everyone has a gun.

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JBaLLEN66
04/03/21 1:11:30 PM
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No because humans are pretty adaptable creatures and the blue states have much more people and manufacturing capacities. In addition, Yes Texas is technically a red state, buttt it also has large major cities so are we talking about red states like Wyoming?

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Flauros
04/03/21 1:12:27 PM
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The Trent posted...
i dunno, the CHAZ or CHOP or whatever was pretty lit i think the blues states are down for a bit of the old ultraviolence after all
The only people CHOP killed was their own people. Hell the in fighting in most major blue cities shows how well they would get along in a real conflict.


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The Trent
04/03/21 1:13:16 PM
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Flauros posted...
The only people CHOP killed was their own people. Hell the in fighting in most major blue cities shows how well they would get along in a real conflict.

okay but it was lit and showed a proclivity towards a bit of the old ultraviolence, so they're down to fuck shit up
whether they're going to fuck up the right shit is up for discussion i guess

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SPE
04/03/21 1:14:23 PM
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Lets clarify things: is this hypothetical strict civilians or would the armed forces and police take sides?

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Flauros
04/03/21 1:15:15 PM
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The Trent posted...
okay but it was lit and showed a proclivity towards a bit of the old ultraviolence, so they're down to fuck shit up
whether they're going to fuck up the right shit is up for discussion i guess
I guess you are right. Its like Will Smith said, "Hes a little confused. But he got the spirit". Maybe if they figured out a way to channel that rage and devastation against the enemy and not local storefronts, they could do some damage.

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ledbowman
04/03/21 1:16:24 PM
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CrimsonRage posted...
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AmericaTheBrave
04/03/21 1:17:24 PM
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Red states are probably where most of the civil war would be fought since the big cities are liberal and the rural/suburban areas are conservative. Blue states are a bit more uniform, plus lack of gun ownership means the blue states can enforce martial law easier.

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Strider102
04/03/21 1:18:28 PM
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All we gotta do is tell them a bunch of conspiracy theories and they'll lay down their guns and post them on their safe spaces.

Then while their guard is down we gain the upper hand. That's when we introduce our secret weapon, gorilla glue and masks. While they collapse screaming about their freedoms we will cheer.

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Slayer_22
04/03/21 1:18:33 PM
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SPE posted...
Lets clarify things: is this hypothetical strict civilians or would the armed forces and police take sides?

Let's just say hypothetically, big ass battlefield(say all of Texas, Arizona, Nevada, and California, maybe a few other states here or there), split between two sides, who wins the war?

Edit: no army or police.
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ScazarMeltex
04/03/21 1:22:56 PM
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The Trent posted...
lol
You lol but the battle your state is famous for was one you didn't need to fight at all, in a broken down mission that you tried to turn into a fort, and lost to a shitty Mexican army.

Any real war plays out the exact same way the first one did. The manufacturing capability and population difference alone eventually crushes red states. Not to mention red states are mostly at the bottom in terms of education and at the top when it comes to obesity. I'm not overly frightened of a fat redneck who has spent his life drinking in honky tonks and smoking three packs a day. They make up half my co-workers.

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Choco
04/03/21 1:23:05 PM
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CrimsonRage posted...
aren't you all fat
which is why bullets won't work against them

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pure_temper
04/03/21 1:24:33 PM
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There would never be another civil war. Maybe just pockets of extremists trying to take power like in CHAZ or the Bible Belt, but theyd be opposed by normal people in the north and also in the south.

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nothanks1
04/03/21 1:25:32 PM
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Ironically no
The southern states would most likely fucking execute the traitors if they started a civil war
look at how few turned out to Master Trump's civil war attempt
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DoctorPiranha3
04/03/21 1:25:43 PM
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Don't blue states make like 70% of the wealth? I think money would prevail
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SPE
04/03/21 1:25:53 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Let's just say hypothetically, big ass battlefield(say all of Texas, Arizona, Nevada, and California, maybe a few other states here or there), split between two sides, who wins the war?

Edit: no army or police.

i say the red states would win. Why?

they have some key disadvantages: the blue states have smarter and more educated people (its not an insult, look at the % of people with college and advanced degrees in red and blue states, or look at where the Ivy leagues, MIT, etc are) and more people in general, so you would think the blue states would win... however the red states have a lot of people with paramilitary experience and former law enforcement experience


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ScazarMeltex
04/03/21 1:28:36 PM
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SPE posted...
i say the red states would win. Why?

they have some key disadvantages: the blue states have smarter and more educated people (its not an insult, look at the % of people with college and advanced degrees in red and blue states, or look at where the Ivy leagues, MIT, etc are) and more people in general, so you would think the blue states would win... however the red states have a lot of people with paramilitary experience and former law enforcement experience
That's literally no different than the previous civil war. It didn't matter then, it won't matter now. If anything Southern states inability to feed themselves has gotten worse than it was during the 1800s.

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ledbowman
04/03/21 1:30:00 PM
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fuck around in north georgia lol

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Returning_CEmen
04/03/21 1:30:14 PM
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Blue states would win before lunchtime.
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Cerealmilk
04/03/21 1:33:30 PM
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Phantom36 posted...
I think you underestimate how many Democrats are actually pro- Second Amendment though.

Yeah they have a 9mm handgun totally gonna win a war with that
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SPE
04/03/21 1:35:49 PM
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Cerealmilk posted...
Yeah they have a 9mm handgun totally gonna win a war with that

because bubba with his oxygen tank, scooter and shotgun is more mobile or better suited for combat?

take a stroll at the average Cracker Barrel or Golden Corral and see those fatasses that smoke all the time: they each have 5+ guns but they have the stamina and agility of a slug.

Id take an agile parkour liberal with a 9 mm anytime

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Slayer_22
04/03/21 1:39:13 PM
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SPE posted...


because bubba with his oxygen tank, scooter and shotgun is more mobile or better suited for combat?

take a stroll at the average Cracker Barrel or Golden Corral and see those fatasses that smoke all the time: they each have 5+ guns but they have the stamina and agility of a slug.

Id take an agile parkour liberal with a 9 mm anytime

Imagine Bubba gets outfitted with some DR2 level customized scooter with assault Rifles and armor.

Bubba bout to be the one dude that actually pwns the libs.
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Cerealmilk
04/03/21 1:39:38 PM
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SPE posted...
because bubba with his oxygen tank, scooter and shotgun is more mobile or better suited for combat?

take a stroll at the average Cracker Barrel or Golden Corral and see those fatasses that smoke all the time: they each have 5+ guns but they have the stamina and agility of a slug.

Id take an agile parkour liberal with a 9 mm anytime

Lol you don't need to be agile when you're throwing 5.56

Remember that liberal journalist who got PTSD from firing an AR? That's who we're fighting?
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SPE
04/03/21 1:45:21 PM
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Slayer_22 posted...
Imagine Bubba gets outfitted with some DR2 level customized scooter with assault Rifles and armor.

Bubba bout to be the one dude that actually pwns the libs.

r-bub-d2

Cerealmilk posted...
Lol you don't need to be agile when you're throwing 5.56

Remember that liberal journalist who got PTSD from firing an AR? That's who we're fighting?

we, I see youre taking sides. Most Boxers and MMA fighters, aside from the losers like Colby are liberals. Those are legit tough people


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Antifar
04/03/21 1:47:56 PM
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Very stupid to assume such a war would be fought along state lines

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ScazarMeltex
04/03/21 1:48:24 PM
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Cerealmilk posted...
Lol you don't need to be agile when you're throwing 5.56

Remember that liberal journalist who got PTSD from firing an AR? That's who we're fighting?
No it's not. That dude won't be fighting at all. Instead what you'll be fighting is people who grew up hard in the ruins of a city like Detroit, or some migrant from a middle eastern country that US foreign policy destroyed and has probably already done some fighting, people who grew up on the south side of Chicago where gun violence is a daily occurence. Someone like me who grew up in Saint Louis and hates the rednecks who live in the rest of the state but had plenty of family members to teach them how to shoot. Your liberal strawman doesn't really exist in this scenario because that pussy isn't going to be the one that fights.

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lemondrop7
04/03/21 1:49:20 PM
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i think the demographics are not as even as people are believing. i dont know how many adults are in america offhand i know last election it was about 80 million to 70 million but for the sake of argument id say lets assume 300 million adults so only half of them voted

  1. 18-30 year olds are the least likely to vote and usually vote blue
  2. independents generally align more with blue than red
  3. non-voters generally are blue but think its all a waste of time
  4. retired voters / old people generally vote red
  5. obesity rates are all highest in the reddest states


so taking all that into account id bet like 180 million would go blue compared to like 120 million for red. then from that, like half of those red arent going to be able to fight whereas only 1/4 of the blue wouldnt be able to

so id guess its more like 135 million blue vs 60 million red

itd be a landslide victory

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SPE
04/03/21 1:51:27 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
No it's not. That dude won't be fighting at all. Instead what you'll be fighting is people who grew up hard in the ruins of a city like Detroit, or some migrant from a middle eastern that US foreign policy destroyed and has probably already done some fighting, people who grew up, or someone like me who grew up in Saint Louis and hates the rednecks who live in the rest of the state but had plenty of family members to teach them how to shoot. Your liberal strawman doesn't really exist in this scenario because that pussy isn't going to be the one that fights.

the conservatives have this weird contraction, lets call it shrodingers liberal.

when it comes to conversations like this they tell us liberals are limp wristed weak people who get PTSD from firing a gun or need trigger warnings for bathroom signs.

but then in other conversations they will tell us liberals are this violent, blood thirsty mob that burns cities to the ground and overwhelms police forces.


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Guide
04/03/21 1:52:10 PM
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By population, production, logistics, and sheer cash to buy from third parties, blue states can't possibly lose. It's the civil war all over again: Just throw bodies at the problem til it goes away.

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bubbascal
04/03/21 1:57:17 PM
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Phantom36 posted...
I think you underestimate how many Democrats are actually pro- Second Amendment though.

Yeah, they just want "reasonable restrictions like semi-auto guns banned", right?

They know nothing about guns, so I doubt it.

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bubbascal
04/03/21 1:58:06 PM
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Guide posted...
By population, production, logistics, and sheer cash to buy from third parties, blue states can't possibly lose. It's the civil war all over again: Just throw bodies at the problem til it goes away.

We had that war with Britain a long time ago. Guess which side won despite being the underdog in everything?

Britain had all of that and they had to declare it being a waste of time.

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Slayer_22
04/03/21 1:59:03 PM
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Bubba gonna solo the whole war, you guys. Stop counting out Bubba and his scooter tank.
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The Trent
04/03/21 1:59:16 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
You lol

i sure as fuck do!
like, as often as possible

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