Current Events > Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man how to fish, he eats for life

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coh
04/03/21 12:11:00 PM
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that saying is a perfect allegory for liberals and conservatives.

Liberals want to give you more fish, but conservatives actually want you to be self sufficient
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YourLovelyTina
04/03/21 12:17:07 PM
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But the fish is full of heavy metals and the man dies.

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ShotgunSilencer
04/03/21 12:18:26 PM
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I don't like fish. I like hamburgers. Teach me how to catch a cow instead.
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DravenRainrix
04/03/21 12:19:02 PM
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I hate fishing.
Can't I be given 1million? That should feed me better than a fishing rod.

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Irony
04/03/21 12:20:36 PM
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ShotgunSilencer posted...
I don't like fish. I like hamburgers. Teach me how to catch a cow instead.
Watch Heavyweights

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VipaGTS
04/03/21 12:21:47 PM
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No. Conservatives want to teach you how to get a sardine while they hoard all the fish in billion dollar corporations then try and convince you that the only reason your fish isnt bigger is because other people with sardines are hurting you.

Liberals also have sardines and they want to come together with conservatives and pool their sardines and take some from the billionaires so they can be bigger than the fish the corporations have and all together they can have a bigger feast. Unfortunately conservatives are too dumb to see that.

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YourLovelyTina
04/03/21 12:22:27 PM
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Bananana posted...
i think its more like, liberals want everyone to have access to fish, conservatives want to keep fish away from non-white people

I feel the issue is conservatives don't want to actually teach people how to fish, so giving fish is the only option

"I love the poorly educated!"

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AlisLandale
04/03/21 12:22:50 PM
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Conservatives see a person starving to death in the desert and try to sell them a fishing pole.

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Paragon21XX
04/03/21 12:23:10 PM
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Liberal's opinion on the conservative plan: Conservatives want you to starve to death!
Conservative's opinion on the liberal plan: Liberals want you to stay dependent on the government teat for life!

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MSCMC
04/03/21 12:23:40 PM
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Give a man an account, he shitposts for a day.
Teach a man how to make alts, he shitposts for life

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Doe
04/03/21 12:24:55 PM
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Both conservatives and liberals are content with 95% of the value of the fish being forcibly taken and sent to the man who supplied the fishing gear

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COVxy
04/03/21 12:25:05 PM
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Unfortunately, people are naive enough to believe this.

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Ivynn
04/03/21 12:25:08 PM
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MSCMC posted...
Give a man an account, he shitposts for a day.
Teach a man how to make alts, he shitposts for life

lol

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GrandConjuraton
04/03/21 12:32:09 PM
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VipaGTS posted...
No. Conservatives want to teach you how to get a sardine while they hoard all the fish in billion dollar corporations then try and convince you that the only reason your fish isnt bigger is because other people with sardines are hurting you.

Liberals also have sardines and they want to come together with conservatives and pool their sardines and take some from the billionaires so they can be bigger than the fish the corporations have and all together they can have a bigger feast. Unfortunately conservatives are too dumb to see that.


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VipaGTS
04/03/21 2:24:42 PM
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Ex-Kefiroth posted...
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a night.

Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
They say when you catch on fire people often feel cold despite being charred.

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hockeybub89
04/03/21 2:41:35 PM
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Conservatives don't want to teach you to fish. They shrug their shoulders and remind you that you should have learned how to fish on your own if you didn't want to starve to death.

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Lost_All_Senses
04/03/21 2:45:14 PM
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Give TC a shitpost and he'll ignorantly annoy someone for a day. However, teach TC to shitpost and he'll be an annoyance to society for life.

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RustyFerret
04/03/21 2:45:26 PM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Liberal's opinion on the conservative plan: Conservatives want you to starve to death!
Conservative's opinion on the liberal plan: Liberals want you to stay dependent on the government teat for life!
Pretty much.
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WashYourHands
04/03/21 3:06:58 PM
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2 extremes dont make a right

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Smackems
04/03/21 3:15:41 PM
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Slap a man with a fish and that's a paddlin

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Raikuro
04/03/21 3:17:41 PM
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Conservatives are actively against education tho
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Redfeather
04/03/21 3:18:23 PM
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I love the video of the newscaster who can't finish the quote because he thinks it's very bad.
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Turbam
04/03/21 3:19:30 PM
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Fuck that, just gimmie the fish

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CouldBeAnAlt
04/03/21 3:21:47 PM
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If you build a man a fire he's warm for a night if you light a man on fire he's warm for the rest of his life

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GrandConjuraton
04/03/21 3:23:59 PM
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CouldBeAnAlt posted...
If you build a man a fire he's warm for a night if you light a man on fire he's warm for the rest of his life
Already been said, >.<

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CouldBeAnAlt
04/03/21 3:24:53 PM
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GrandConjuraton posted...
Already been said, >.<
They shouldn't have copied me

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AtelierRyza3462
04/03/21 6:01:07 PM
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True topic

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