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coh 04/03/21 12:11:00 PM #1: |
that saying is a perfect allegory for liberals and conservatives.
Liberals want to give you more fish, but conservatives actually want you to be self sufficient ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YourLovelyTina 04/03/21 12:17:07 PM #2: |
But the fish is full of heavy metals and the man dies.
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ShotgunSilencer 04/03/21 12:18:26 PM #3: |
I don't like fish. I like hamburgers. Teach me how to catch a cow instead.
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DravenRainrix 04/03/21 12:19:02 PM #4: |
I hate fishing.
Can't I be given 1million? That should feed me better than a fishing rod. --- Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... Diddly do diddly do diddly do... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 04/03/21 12:20:36 PM #5: |
ShotgunSilencer posted...
I don't like fish. I like hamburgers. Teach me how to catch a cow instead.Watch Heavyweights --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VipaGTS 04/03/21 12:21:47 PM #7: |
No. Conservatives want to teach you how to get a sardine while they hoard all the fish in billion dollar corporations then try and convince you that the only reason your fish isnt bigger is because other people with sardines are hurting you.
Liberals also have sardines and they want to come together with conservatives and pool their sardines and take some from the billionaires so they can be bigger than the fish the corporations have and all together they can have a bigger feast. Unfortunately conservatives are too dumb to see that. --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YourLovelyTina 04/03/21 12:22:27 PM #8: |
Bananana posted...
i think its more like, liberals want everyone to have access to fish, conservatives want to keep fish away from non-white people I feel the issue is conservatives don't want to actually teach people how to fish, so giving fish is the only option "I love the poorly educated!" --- CONGRATULATIONS! You have saved your lovely Tina. Yattane Takahashi! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlisLandale 04/03/21 12:22:50 PM #9: |
Conservatives see a person starving to death in the desert and try to sell them a fishing pole.
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Paragon21XX 04/03/21 12:23:10 PM #10: |
Liberal's opinion on the conservative plan: Conservatives want you to starve to death!
Conservative's opinion on the liberal plan: Liberals want you to stay dependent on the government teat for life! --- Hmm... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MSCMC 04/03/21 12:23:40 PM #11: |
Give a man an account, he shitposts for a day.
Teach a man how to make alts, he shitposts for life --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doe 04/03/21 12:24:55 PM #12: |
Both conservatives and liberals are content with 95% of the value of the fish being forcibly taken and sent to the man who supplied the fishing gear
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COVxy 04/03/21 12:25:05 PM #13: |
Unfortunately, people are naive enough to believe this.
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Ivynn 04/03/21 12:25:08 PM #14: |
MSCMC posted...
Give a man an account, he shitposts for a day. lol --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GrandConjuraton 04/03/21 12:32:09 PM #15: |
VipaGTS posted...
No. Conservatives want to teach you how to get a sardine while they hoard all the fish in billion dollar corporations then try and convince you that the only reason your fish isnt bigger is because other people with sardines are hurting you. --- Poisonous flowers grow and prosper https://imgur.com/WXUtvXj ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VipaGTS 04/03/21 2:24:42 PM #17: |
Ex-Kefiroth posted...
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a night.They say when you catch on fire people often feel cold despite being charred. --- "I devour urine just like my Portland Trailblazers, with piss poor defense." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hockeybub89 04/03/21 2:41:35 PM #18: |
Conservatives don't want to teach you to fish. They shrug their shoulders and remind you that you should have learned how to fish on your own if you didn't want to starve to death.
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Lost_All_Senses 04/03/21 2:45:14 PM #19: |
Give TC a shitpost and he'll ignorantly annoy someone for a day. However, teach TC to shitpost and he'll be an annoyance to society for life.
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RustyFerret 04/03/21 2:45:26 PM #20: |
Paragon21XX posted...
Liberal's opinion on the conservative plan: Conservatives want you to starve to death!Pretty much. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WashYourHands 04/03/21 3:06:58 PM #21: |
2 extremes dont make a right
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Smackems 04/03/21 3:15:41 PM #22: |
Slap a man with a fish and that's a paddlin
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Raikuro 04/03/21 3:17:41 PM #23: |
Conservatives are actively against education tho
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Redfeather 04/03/21 3:18:23 PM #24: |
I love the video of the newscaster who can't finish the quote because he thinks it's very bad.
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Turbam 04/03/21 3:19:30 PM #25: |
Fuck that, just gimmie the fish
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CouldBeAnAlt 04/03/21 3:21:47 PM #26: |
If you build a man a fire he's warm for a night if you light a man on fire he's warm for the rest of his life
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GrandConjuraton 04/03/21 3:23:59 PM #27: |
CouldBeAnAlt posted...
If you build a man a fire he's warm for a night if you light a man on fire he's warm for the rest of his lifeAlready been said, >.< --- Poisonous flowers grow and prosper https://imgur.com/WXUtvXj ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CouldBeAnAlt 04/03/21 3:24:53 PM #28: |
GrandConjuraton posted...
Already been said, >.<They shouldn't have copied me --- Fithos lusec wecos vinosec she/her ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AtelierRyza3462 04/03/21 6:01:07 PM #29: |
True topic
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