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cjs28
03/21/21 8:54:29 PM
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Link definitely got some WAP


I like how Zelda literally has a boob vs. ass debate with a Zora dichotomy >_>

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ZeroX91
03/21/21 8:56:14 PM
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Mipha she cares about you so much she can bring you back from the dead once every 15 minutes

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cjs28
03/21/21 9:25:34 PM
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But fish titties tho

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OffTempo
03/21/21 9:28:21 PM
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Mipha

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Reis
03/21/21 9:28:25 PM
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imagine the stench
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K181
03/21/21 9:29:08 PM
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ArianaGrandSlam posted...
The one that isnt underage for most of the time you spend with her

This.

Though BotW still had to have a fucking side mission where you hook up an adult Hylian with a damn loli Zora because of course they did, damn it Japan.

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cjs28
03/21/21 9:29:34 PM
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Reis posted...
imagine the stench
Smells like fresh vagina in here

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ZeroX91
03/21/21 9:32:21 PM
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K181 posted...
This.

Though BotW still had to have a fucking side mission where you hook up an adult Hylian with a damn loli Zora because of course they did, damn it Japan.
They have elf aging the adult zora in BotW played with Link as a kid pre links 100 year cryo sleep. That loli is robbin the cradle...was pretty Creepy tho...

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Irony
03/21/21 9:32:59 PM
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SPE
03/21/21 9:34:57 PM
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ZeroX91 posted...
Mipha she cares about you so much she can bring you back from the dead once every 15 minutes


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nfearurspecimn
03/21/21 9:37:16 PM
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Mipha tbh

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YourLovelyTina
03/21/21 9:38:54 PM
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Lulu

and since you have a Zora form, "doing it" is not an issue

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Laserion
03/21/21 9:39:10 PM
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Irony posted...


Is that actually Larry Butz dressed as Link?
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AlisLandale
03/21/21 9:39:45 PM
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Ruto/HoT is almost a ChiChi/Goku situation. She keeps lusting after him but Link doesnt even understand what shes talking about lol.


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cjs28
03/21/21 9:39:50 PM
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YourLovelyTina posted...
Lulu
Lulu is just Ruto but depressed and wears clothes. That makes her automatically worse

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YourLovelyTina
03/21/21 9:40:07 PM
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Laserion posted...
Is that actually Larry Butz dressed as Link?

I don't know why, but all my favorite fan versions of Link give him a goatee

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K181
03/21/21 9:40:49 PM
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ZeroX91 posted...
They have elf aging the adult zora in BotW played with Link as a kid pre links 100 year cryo sleep. That loli is robbin the cradle...was pretty Creepy tho...

They know what they're doing when they pull the 8000 year old sorceress that looks 8 thing meme. It's always creepy.

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Hop103
03/21/21 9:41:01 PM
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Mipha is cuter and less danger prone.
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YourLovelyTina
03/21/21 9:41:03 PM
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cjs28 posted...
Lulu is just Ruto but depressed

I guess that means Rutela is out, too
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Turbam
03/21/21 9:42:16 PM
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One day, you wake up and realize that Ruto was the best girl in OOT all along

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Irony
03/21/21 9:43:00 PM
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Hop103 posted...
less danger prone.
She's dead

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YourLovelyTina
03/21/21 9:43:59 PM
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Turbam posted...
One day, you wake up and realize that Ruto was the best girl in OOT all along

you could even throw her at enemies

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Spidey5
03/21/21 9:54:33 PM
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YourLovelyTina posted...


you could even throw her at enemies

I would always throw her to activate the switches on the ceilings
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YourLovelyTina
03/21/21 9:58:11 PM
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the best part is she doesn't seem to mind being tossed head-first into electrified jellyfish or stingrays

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jumi
03/21/21 10:06:15 PM
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K181 posted...
This.

Though BotW still had to have a fucking side mission where you hook up an adult Hylian with a damn loli Zora because of course they did, damn it Japan.

What?! I don't remember that mission. I just remember hooking up the guy that built a town with that Gerudo chick.

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cjs28
03/21/21 10:08:05 PM
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jumi posted...
What?! I don't remember that mission. I just remember hooking up the guy that built a town with that Gerudo chick.
It's a mission where you gotta help this little Zora guide a love letter in a barrel down stream to her pen pal. When you complete it, the guy and the Zora hook up and plow every night.

The Zora says she's 40 years old or something, because Zora's live a lot longer, but she literally looks like a child and her head is basically level with the guy's pelvis <_______________<

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YourLovelyTina
03/21/21 10:08:51 PM
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jumi posted...
What?! I don't remember that mission. I just remember hooking up the guy that built a town with that Gerudo chick.

I think he means the guy who finds the Zora girl's letter that she sends downstream, and then Link hooks them up

I totally forgot about that until just now

EDIT: ninja'd

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K181
03/21/21 10:09:38 PM
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jumi posted...
What?! I don't remember that mission. I just remember hooking up the guy that built a town with that Gerudo chick.

https://www.zeldadungeon.net/wiki/Special_Delivery

https://www.zeldadungeon.net/wiki/Finley

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jumi
03/21/21 10:12:57 PM
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K181 posted...
https://www.zeldadungeon.net/wiki/Special_Delivery

https://www.zeldadungeon.net/wiki/Finley

Hm, I must have missed that one.

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K181
03/21/21 10:13:33 PM
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jumi posted...
Hm, I must have missed that one.

You only missed feeling gross.

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viewmaster_pi
03/21/21 10:18:17 PM
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where the fuck is the exaggerated fanart

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cjsdowg
03/21/21 10:18:36 PM
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cjs28 posted...
It's a mission where you gotta help this little Zora guide a love letter in a barrel down stream to her pen pal. When you complete it, the guy and the Zora hook up and plow every night...

I don't remember that at all. I wonder if I missed it or wiped it out of my mind. After the mission can you find them?


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cjs28
03/21/21 10:27:53 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
I don't remember that at all. I wonder if I missed it or wiped it out of my mind. After the mission can you find them?
Yeah, they hang out together in Zora's domain after that.

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cjsdowg
03/21/21 10:33:40 PM
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cjs28 posted...
Yeah, they hang out together in Zora's domain after that.

Thanks CJ I am going to cut on my switch for the first time in a long time to see this abomination.

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cjs28
03/21/21 10:34:16 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
Thanks CJ I am going to cut on my switch for the first time in a long time to see this abomination.
Thanks no prob CJ >_>

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NeonOctopus
03/22/21 4:13:49 PM
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Kisai
03/22/21 4:14:57 PM
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You mean MIPHA?

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cjsdowg
03/22/21 5:25:54 PM
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I cut back on the switch after a while of not playing...Wow I didn't find the odd couple so I could not judge it. But I haven't played that game since 2018 and I never beat it. But Link was wearing his barbarian outfit and I was like what the hell is going on.



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GeneralKenobi85
03/22/21 5:29:43 PM
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I like Mipha more as a character, but Ruto is pretty cool too.

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YourLovelyTina
03/22/21 5:35:18 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
Wow I didn't find the odd couple so I could not judge it. But I haven't played that game since 2018 and I never beat it. But Link was wearing his barbarian outfit and I was like what the hell is going on.

Be sure to dye it maroon like a real man

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LinkDaLunatic
03/22/21 5:38:32 PM
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cjs28 posted...
Lulu is just Ruto but depressed and wears clothes. That makes her automatically worse
but she a milf. ruto ain't no milf.

anyway, mipha got some thick cake in the back so she got my vote
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monkmith
03/22/21 5:42:47 PM
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i want to say mipha, but she's a pedophile so...

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