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AzurexNightmare 03/14/21 2:22:03 PM #1: |
So it was a regular night and usually during this particular week in the past (couple years back) I'd be calling this girl on the phone while I had a couple of beers.
We made it clear that we can flirt but that we like other people so basically just friends with drunk flirting. Anyway, this night I decided to go to a cheap ass hole in the wall bar nearby. Just to see who's there. I ended up seeing this crazy clown makeup woman who is like 47 and she was alone so I felt bad for her. So me being an idiot I tell this woman that she can chill with me but that I'm gonna be on the phone all night. We decide to go to her house (the 47 year old crazy woman) and then my friend on the phone says "damn I wish I could go." And since it wasn't pay day for the next day or so, I told her "I have enough to get you here. But not enough to get you back." Long story short she came over and we hung out. We drank, we did other stuff that gamefaqs won't allow me to talk about (nothing horrible, just normal party shit. Nothing hard) and the crazy woman was all fucked up after like two beers and this dumb bitch kept showing us the same picture of her daughter like 20 times. And whenever she'd talk she'd say the same sentence again and again. The same exact sentence, for no reason. Stupid crazy bitch. Only reason I went was because it was cold out and not only that but also since I had my friend coming so we could have a couch and stuff. This crazy bitch didn't even have cups. Anyway after she repeats herself like a fucking idiot enough times, me and the girl decide to leave. We walk to the park and I tell her "look this is where I would call you." We party there after hours and it's about 2am. We have an amazing time. We hug, kiss, hold eachother, listen to music. Then all of a sudden it gets fucking cold. I can't go home because I can't have company over. Reasons. But she knew this before she came. We have to party in a Porta potty for warmth. We party in there for hours. Biggest porta potty I've seen in my life. It basically had a table and we used our phones for light. We got creative. She even says we can watch Coraline if we want (the movie) but I just wanted to party. This was straight up for survival. It was too cold outside. We didn't have a choice and everything else was too far. Nothing was open. So anyway her mom is supposed to pick her up at 8am but once it becomes 6am we are tired as fuck. She calls her mom to come early.... And not only can the mom not come, but she can't even come at 8 either. The bitch can't come until TEN. Oh my fucking God. The sun came up, we left the potty, it was still cold. We had to go behind the park and start a fire like a bunch of meth addicts. And then when it's like 9am she tells me she has to take a shit and she goes in the trees. I'm like great... I've reached every low point imaginable tonight. Lol. Wow.... So yeah. Shit got ghetto. And now that I wrote this I feel like deleting it. But this took forever so I'll post it. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Chewtarch 03/14/21 2:24:59 PM #3: |
That's nothing TC, listen to this
So it was a regular night and usually during this particular week in the past (couple years back) I'd be calling this girl on the phone while I had a couple of beers. We made it clear that we can flirt but that we like other people so basically just friends with drunk flirting. Anyway, this night I decided to go to a cheap ass hole in the wall bar nearby. Just to see who's there. I ended up seeing this crazy clown makeup woman who is like 47 and she was alone so I felt bad for her. So me being an idiot I tell this woman that she can chill with me but that I'm gonna be on the phone all night. We decide to go to her house (the 47 year old crazy woman) and then my friend on the phone says "damn I wish I could go." And since it wasn't pay day for the next day or so, I told her "I have enough to get you here. But not enough to get you back." Long story short she came over and we hung out. We drank, we did other stuff that gamefaqs won't allow me to talk about (nothing horrible, just normal party shit. Nothing hard) and the crazy woman was all fucked up after like two beers and this dumb bitch kept showing us the same picture of her daughter like 20 times. And whenever she'd talk she'd say the same sentence again and again. The same exact sentence, for no reason. Stupid crazy bitch. Only reason I went was because it was cold out and not only that but also since I had my friend coming so we could have a couch and stuff. This crazy bitch didn't even have cups. Anyway after she repeats herself like a fucking idiot enough times, me and the girl decide to leave. We walk to the park and I tell her "look this is where I would call you." We party there after hours and it's about 2am. We have an amazing time. We hug, kiss, hold eachother, listen to music. Then all of a sudden it gets fucking cold. I can't go home because I can't have company over. Reasons. But she knew this before she came. We have to party in a Porta potty for warmth. We party in there for hours. Biggest porta potty I've seen in my life. It basically had a table and we used our phones for light. We got creative. She even says we can watch Coraline if we want (the movie) but I just wanted to party. This was straight up for survival. It was too cold outside. We didn't have a choice and everything else was too far. Nothing was open. So anyway her mom is supposed to pick her up at 8am but once it becomes 6am we are tired as fuck. She calls her mom to come early.... And not only can the mom not come, but she can't even come at 8 either. The bitch can't come until TEN. Oh my fucking God. The sun came up, we left the potty, it was still cold. We had to go behind the park and start a fire like a bunch of meth addicts. And then when it's like 9am she tells me she has to take a shit and she goes in the trees. I'm like great... I've reached every low point imaginable tonight. Lol. Wow.... So yeah. Shit got ghetto. And now that I wrote this I feel like deleting it. But this took forever so I'll post it. --- Aiways / Hairistotle ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ToadallyAwesome 03/14/21 2:25:07 PM #4: |
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Flockaveli 03/14/21 2:26:01 PM #5: |
Nice.
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RedJackson 03/14/21 2:26:27 PM #6: |
What the actual ****, her brain seems fried g lol
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Suikoden420 03/14/21 2:26:53 PM #7: |
Porta party all night long!
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Suikoden420 03/14/21 2:28:46 PM #8: |
Why didn't she shit in the porta potty?
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OffTempo 03/14/21 2:29:51 PM #9: |
Why not just get a hotel room instead of the port potty <_<
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Blue_Inigo 03/14/21 2:31:34 PM #10: |
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ApherosyLove 03/14/21 2:31:54 PM #11: |
Is two people hanging out in a portapotty really a party?
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CE_gonna_CE 03/14/21 2:33:56 PM #12: |
All this shit is crazy, but I have an even crazier story. Pretty ashamed of it, but here goes.
So it was a regular night and usually during this particular week in the past (couple years back) I'd be calling this girl on the phone while I had a couple of beers. We made it clear that we can flirt but that we like other people so basically just friends with drunk flirting. Anyway, this night I decided to go to a cheap ass hole in the wall bar nearby. Just to see who's there. I ended up seeing this crazy clown makeup woman who is like 47 and she was alone so I felt bad for her. So me being an idiot I tell this woman that she can chill with me but that I'm gonna be on the phone all night. We decide to go to her house (the 47 year old crazy woman) and then my friend on the phone says "damn I wish I could go." And since it wasn't pay day for the next day or so, I told her "I have enough to get you here. But not enough to get you back." Long story short she came over and we hung out. We drank, we did other stuff that gamefaqs won't allow me to talk about (nothing horrible, just normal party shit. Nothing hard) and the crazy woman was all fucked up after like two beers and this dumb bitch kept showing us the same picture of her daughter like 20 times. And whenever she'd talk she'd say the same sentence again and again. The same exact sentence, for no reason. Stupid crazy bitch. Only reason I went was because it was cold out and not only that but also since I had my friend coming so we could have a couch and stuff. This crazy bitch didn't even have cups. Anyway after she repeats herself like a fucking idiot enough times, me and the girl decide to leave. We walk to the park and I tell her "look this is where I would call you." We party there after hours and it's about 2am. We have an amazing time. We hug, kiss, hold eachother, listen to music. Then all of a sudden it gets fucking cold. I can't go home because I can't have company over. Reasons. But she knew this before she came. We have to party in a Porta potty for warmth. We party in there for hours. Biggest porta potty I've seen in my life. It basically had a table and we used our phones for light. We got creative. She even says we can watch Coraline if we want (the movie) but I just wanted to party. This was straight up for survival. It was too cold outside. We didn't have a choice and everything else was too far. Nothing was open. So anyway her mom is supposed to pick her up at 8am but once it becomes 6am we are tired as fuck. She calls her mom to come early.... And not only can the mom not come, but she can't even come at 8 either. The bitch can't come until TEN. Oh my fucking God. The sun came up, we left the potty, it was still cold. We had to go behind the park and start a fire like a bunch of meth addicts. And then when it's like 9am she tells me she has to take a shit and she goes in the trees. I'm like great... I've reached every low point imaginable tonight. Lol. Wow.... So yeah. Shit got ghetto. And now that I wrote this I feel like deleting it. But this took forever so I'll post it. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlCalavicci 03/14/21 2:34:13 PM #13: |
ApherosyLove posted...
Is two people hanging out in a portapotty really a party? I think TC is using "party" and "drug use" as interchangeable --- http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111123223446/simpsons/images/9/99/K.png I didn't even give you my coat! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AzurexNightmare 03/14/21 2:34:14 PM #14: |
Suikoden420 posted...
Why didn't she shit in the porta potty?Because we looked drunk and families already showed up to the park to play baseball. There's a desert behind the park and that's where she took a dump. She was even saying "yeah I gotta take a shit... I was trying to hold it but yeah. I'll be back. Don't turn around." No shit lol like why do I wanna see that... --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DespondentDeity 03/14/21 2:34:40 PM #15: |
OffTempo posted...
Why not just get a hotel room instead of the port potty <_< he said in the story it wasnt payday yet --- The web of destiny carries your blood and soul back to the Genesis of my life form. I never be, I never see, I never know ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AzurexNightmare 03/14/21 2:35:12 PM #16: |
OffTempo posted...
Why not just get a hotel room instead of the port potty <_<I was broke. It wasn't supposed to get that cold. Especially not in Texas. Must have been a cold front. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ApherosyLove 03/14/21 2:35:18 PM #17: |
AlCalavicci posted...
I think TC is using "party" and "drug use" as interchangeableAHHHH fascinating --- I, Apherosy, Goddess of Love. https://imgur.com/YTIL81T ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Monolith1676 03/14/21 2:35:19 PM #18: |
Long story short, TC lives with his parents.
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AzurexNightmare 03/14/21 2:38:57 PM #19: |
Monolith1676 posted...
Long story short, TC lives with his parents.This was a story in the past you imbecile lol. I did at the time yes. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII ... Copied to Clipboard!
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34_ShaqRule_34 03/14/21 2:40:12 PM #20: |
Please don't use the term ghetto to describe shit
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Monolith1676 03/14/21 2:41:09 PM #21: |
AzurexNightmare posted...
This was a story in the past you imbecile lol. I did at the time yes. Yes, last night was in the past. --- Gears of War 1 Assassination Legend ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AzurexNightmare 03/14/21 3:28:10 PM #23: |
Bump
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Chicken 03/14/21 3:36:13 PM #24: |
Youre not allowed to have guests over because youre the kind of person who would enjoy spending the night inside a fucking porta potty.
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EndOfZangoose 03/14/21 3:40:49 PM #25: |
Monolith1676 posted...
Long story short, TC lives with his parents.This explains so much. Lmao. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HANGtheDJ_86 03/15/21 9:25:24 AM #28: |
Monolith1676 posted...
Long story short, TC lives with his parents.They are nice people. --- Green is the Color ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 03/15/21 9:29:03 AM #29: |
Portaparty
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LeadPipeCinche 03/15/21 9:33:04 AM #30: |
HANGtheDJ_86 posted...
They are nice people. And they pay for his drugs apparently. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY 03/15/21 9:34:56 AM #31: |
This was just a sad and pathetic story.
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Turbam 03/15/21 9:36:41 AM #32: |
Phenomenal topic
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Tom Clark 03/15/21 11:20:16 AM #33: |
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AzurexNightmare 03/15/21 11:21:22 AM #34: |
I left out details I might release the special edition of this topic if my tax return hits today :p
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YourDrunkFather 03/15/21 11:21:25 AM #35: |
AzurexNightmare the porta potty playboy
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ArchNemo 03/15/21 11:23:43 AM #36: |
Chicken posted...
Youre not allowed to have guests over because youre the kind of person who would enjoy spending the night inside a fucking porta potty. lol --- Down with the Signess. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom Clark 03/15/21 11:25:41 AM #37: |
AzurexNightmare posted...
I left out details I might release the special edition of this topic if my tax return hits today :p Snyder Cut this shit. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheGoldenEel 03/15/21 11:25:56 AM #38: |
If this was like a one time thing it sounds like a fun crazy night
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AzurexNightmare 03/15/21 11:29:09 AM #39: |
TheGoldenEel posted...
If this was like a one time thing it sounds like a fun crazy nightThe park? Yes. The park at night is awesome. The potty was because of the random cold front. If we slept outside we would have died and everything was too far. My only other option would have been to beg neighbors to let us in so we don't freeze. My home was also too far even if I opted to just go. The only two businesses nearby were 711 which was closed and McDonald's, which was also closed. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smashingpmkns 03/15/21 11:32:36 AM #40: |
You guys spent a whole night in a porta potty and she shit outside lmao
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Ruvan22 03/15/21 12:03:07 PM #41: |
AlCalavicci posted...
I think TC is using "party" and "drug use" as interchangeableThank you, this clarifies it (somewhat) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ilishe 03/15/21 12:05:38 PM #42: |
Is this a pasta
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Drpooplol 03/15/21 12:10:14 PM #44: |
Tc, why can't you have company?
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Fazeo13 03/15/21 12:11:37 PM #45: |
An then he opened the door
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AzurexNightmare 03/15/21 12:15:22 PM #46: |
Fazeo13 posted...
An then he opened the doorI'm blocking you because that song sucks ass --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AzurexNightmare 03/15/21 12:16:16 PM #47: |
Ilishe posted...
Is this a pasta --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Buzz Killjoy 03/15/21 12:17:23 PM #48: |
Obviously you wouldn't do drugs, but hypothetically, what kind of drugs do people use in the parks in your area?
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AzurexNightmare 03/15/21 12:19:20 PM #49: |
Buzz Killjoy posted...
Obviously you wouldn't do drugs, but hypothetically, what kind of drugs do people use in the parks in your area?Ice cream strain weed --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WrestlinFan 03/15/21 12:20:52 PM #50: |
Did you bang. How do you party in a huge porta potty for hours and not get bored.
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