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AzurexNightmare
03/14/21 2:22:03 PM
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So it was a regular night and usually during this particular week in the past (couple years back) I'd be calling this girl on the phone while I had a couple of beers.

We made it clear that we can flirt but that we like other people so basically just friends with drunk flirting. Anyway, this night I decided to go to a cheap ass hole in the wall bar nearby. Just to see who's there. I ended up seeing this crazy clown makeup woman who is like 47 and she was alone so I felt bad for her. So me being an idiot I tell this woman that she can chill with me but that I'm gonna be on the phone all night.

We decide to go to her house (the 47 year old crazy woman) and then my friend on the phone says "damn I wish I could go."

And since it wasn't pay day for the next day or so, I told her "I have enough to get you here. But not enough to get you back."

Long story short she came over and we hung out. We drank, we did other stuff that gamefaqs won't allow me to talk about (nothing horrible, just normal party shit. Nothing hard) and the crazy woman was all fucked up after like two beers and this dumb bitch kept showing us the same picture of her daughter like 20 times. And whenever she'd talk she'd say the same sentence again and again. The same exact sentence, for no reason. Stupid crazy bitch. Only reason I went was because it was cold out and not only that but also since I had my friend coming so we could have a couch and stuff. This crazy bitch didn't even have cups.

Anyway after she repeats herself like a fucking idiot enough times, me and the girl decide to leave. We walk to the park and I tell her "look this is where I would call you." We party there after hours and it's about 2am.

We have an amazing time. We hug, kiss, hold eachother, listen to music.

Then all of a sudden it gets fucking cold. I can't go home because I can't have company over. Reasons. But she knew this before she came. We have to party in a Porta potty for warmth. We party in there for hours. Biggest porta potty I've seen in my life. It basically had a table and we used our phones for light. We got creative. She even says we can watch Coraline if we want (the movie) but I just wanted to party.

This was straight up for survival. It was too cold outside. We didn't have a choice and everything else was too far. Nothing was open.

So anyway her mom is supposed to pick her up at 8am but once it becomes 6am we are tired as fuck. She calls her mom to come early.... And not only can the mom not come, but she can't even come at 8 either. The bitch can't come until TEN. Oh my fucking God.

The sun came up, we left the potty, it was still cold. We had to go behind the park and start a fire like a bunch of meth addicts. And then when it's like 9am she tells me she has to take a shit and she goes in the trees.

I'm like great... I've reached every low point imaginable tonight. Lol. Wow....

So yeah. Shit got ghetto. And now that I wrote this I feel like deleting it. But this took forever so I'll post it.

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Chewtarch
03/14/21 2:24:59 PM
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That's nothing TC, listen to this

So it was a regular night and usually during this particular week in the past (couple years back) I'd be calling this girl on the phone while I had a couple of beers.

We made it clear that we can flirt but that we like other people so basically just friends with drunk flirting. Anyway, this night I decided to go to a cheap ass hole in the wall bar nearby. Just to see who's there. I ended up seeing this crazy clown makeup woman who is like 47 and she was alone so I felt bad for her. So me being an idiot I tell this woman that she can chill with me but that I'm gonna be on the phone all night.

We decide to go to her house (the 47 year old crazy woman) and then my friend on the phone says "damn I wish I could go."

And since it wasn't pay day for the next day or so, I told her "I have enough to get you here. But not enough to get you back."

Long story short she came over and we hung out. We drank, we did other stuff that gamefaqs won't allow me to talk about (nothing horrible, just normal party shit. Nothing hard) and the crazy woman was all fucked up after like two beers and this dumb bitch kept showing us the same picture of her daughter like 20 times. And whenever she'd talk she'd say the same sentence again and again. The same exact sentence, for no reason. Stupid crazy bitch. Only reason I went was because it was cold out and not only that but also since I had my friend coming so we could have a couch and stuff. This crazy bitch didn't even have cups.

Anyway after she repeats herself like a fucking idiot enough times, me and the girl decide to leave. We walk to the park and I tell her "look this is where I would call you." We party there after hours and it's about 2am.

We have an amazing time. We hug, kiss, hold eachother, listen to music.

Then all of a sudden it gets fucking cold. I can't go home because I can't have company over. Reasons. But she knew this before she came. We have to party in a Porta potty for warmth. We party in there for hours. Biggest porta potty I've seen in my life. It basically had a table and we used our phones for light. We got creative. She even says we can watch Coraline if we want (the movie) but I just wanted to party.

This was straight up for survival. It was too cold outside. We didn't have a choice and everything else was too far. Nothing was open.

So anyway her mom is supposed to pick her up at 8am but once it becomes 6am we are tired as fuck. She calls her mom to come early.... And not only can the mom not come, but she can't even come at 8 either. The bitch can't come until TEN. Oh my fucking God.

The sun came up, we left the potty, it was still cold. We had to go behind the park and start a fire like a bunch of meth addicts. And then when it's like 9am she tells me she has to take a shit and she goes in the trees.

I'm like great... I've reached every low point imaginable tonight. Lol. Wow....

So yeah. Shit got ghetto. And now that I wrote this I feel like deleting it. But this took forever so I'll post it.


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ToadallyAwesome
03/14/21 2:25:07 PM
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Bro what the fuck

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Flockaveli
03/14/21 2:26:01 PM
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Nice.

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RedJackson
03/14/21 2:26:27 PM
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What the actual ****, her brain seems fried g lol

seems like err.. fun adventures?


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Suikoden420
03/14/21 2:26:53 PM
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Porta party all night long!

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Suikoden420
03/14/21 2:28:46 PM
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Why didn't she shit in the porta potty?

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OffTempo
03/14/21 2:29:51 PM
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Why not just get a hotel room instead of the port potty <_<

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Blue_Inigo
03/14/21 2:31:34 PM
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You partied in a toilet? Ok I believe you

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ApherosyLove
03/14/21 2:31:54 PM
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Is two people hanging out in a portapotty really a party?

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CE_gonna_CE
03/14/21 2:33:56 PM
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All this shit is crazy, but I have an even crazier story. Pretty ashamed of it, but here goes.

So it was a regular night and usually during this particular week in the past (couple years back) I'd be calling this girl on the phone while I had a couple of beers.

We made it clear that we can flirt but that we like other people so basically just friends with drunk flirting. Anyway, this night I decided to go to a cheap ass hole in the wall bar nearby. Just to see who's there. I ended up seeing this crazy clown makeup woman who is like 47 and she was alone so I felt bad for her. So me being an idiot I tell this woman that she can chill with me but that I'm gonna be on the phone all night.

We decide to go to her house (the 47 year old crazy woman) and then my friend on the phone says "damn I wish I could go."

And since it wasn't pay day for the next day or so, I told her "I have enough to get you here. But not enough to get you back."

Long story short she came over and we hung out. We drank, we did other stuff that gamefaqs won't allow me to talk about (nothing horrible, just normal party shit. Nothing hard) and the crazy woman was all fucked up after like two beers and this dumb bitch kept showing us the same picture of her daughter like 20 times. And whenever she'd talk she'd say the same sentence again and again. The same exact sentence, for no reason. Stupid crazy bitch. Only reason I went was because it was cold out and not only that but also since I had my friend coming so we could have a couch and stuff. This crazy bitch didn't even have cups.

Anyway after she repeats herself like a fucking idiot enough times, me and the girl decide to leave. We walk to the park and I tell her "look this is where I would call you." We party there after hours and it's about 2am.

We have an amazing time. We hug, kiss, hold eachother, listen to music.

Then all of a sudden it gets fucking cold. I can't go home because I can't have company over. Reasons. But she knew this before she came. We have to party in a Porta potty for warmth. We party in there for hours. Biggest porta potty I've seen in my life. It basically had a table and we used our phones for light. We got creative. She even says we can watch Coraline if we want (the movie) but I just wanted to party.

This was straight up for survival. It was too cold outside. We didn't have a choice and everything else was too far. Nothing was open.

So anyway her mom is supposed to pick her up at 8am but once it becomes 6am we are tired as fuck. She calls her mom to come early.... And not only can the mom not come, but she can't even come at 8 either. The bitch can't come until TEN. Oh my fucking God.

The sun came up, we left the potty, it was still cold. We had to go behind the park and start a fire like a bunch of meth addicts. And then when it's like 9am she tells me she has to take a shit and she goes in the trees.

I'm like great... I've reached every low point imaginable tonight. Lol. Wow....

So yeah. Shit got ghetto. And now that I wrote this I feel like deleting it. But this took forever so I'll post it.

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AlCalavicci
03/14/21 2:34:13 PM
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ApherosyLove posted...
Is two people hanging out in a portapotty really a party?

I think TC is using "party" and "drug use" as interchangeable

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AzurexNightmare
03/14/21 2:34:14 PM
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Suikoden420 posted...
Why didn't she shit in the porta potty?
Because we looked drunk and families already showed up to the park to play baseball. There's a desert behind the park and that's where she took a dump.

She was even saying "yeah I gotta take a shit... I was trying to hold it but yeah. I'll be back. Don't turn around."

No shit lol like why do I wanna see that...

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DespondentDeity
03/14/21 2:34:40 PM
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OffTempo posted...
Why not just get a hotel room instead of the port potty <_<

he said in the story it wasnt payday yet

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AzurexNightmare
03/14/21 2:35:12 PM
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OffTempo posted...
Why not just get a hotel room instead of the port potty <_<
I was broke. It wasn't supposed to get that cold. Especially not in Texas. Must have been a cold front.

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ApherosyLove
03/14/21 2:35:18 PM
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AlCalavicci posted...
I think TC is using "party" and "drug use" as interchangeable
AHHHH fascinating

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Monolith1676
03/14/21 2:35:19 PM
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Long story short, TC lives with his parents.

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AzurexNightmare
03/14/21 2:38:57 PM
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Monolith1676 posted...
Long story short, TC lives with his parents.
This was a story in the past you imbecile lol. I did at the time yes.

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34_ShaqRule_34
03/14/21 2:40:12 PM
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Please don't use the term ghetto to describe shit
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Monolith1676
03/14/21 2:41:09 PM
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AzurexNightmare posted...
This was a story in the past you imbecile lol. I did at the time yes.

Yes, last night was in the past.

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AzurexNightmare
03/14/21 3:28:10 PM
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Bump

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Chicken
03/14/21 3:36:13 PM
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Youre not allowed to have guests over because youre the kind of person who would enjoy spending the night inside a fucking porta potty.

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EndOfZangoose
03/14/21 3:40:49 PM
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Monolith1676 posted...
Long story short, TC lives with his parents.
This explains so much. Lmao.
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_MorningStar
03/14/21 3:41:25 PM
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This was a wild ass ride lmfao

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HANGtheDJ_86
03/15/21 9:25:24 AM
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Monolith1676 posted...
Long story short, TC lives with his parents.
They are nice people.

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R1masher
03/15/21 9:29:03 AM
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Portaparty

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LeadPipeCinche
03/15/21 9:33:04 AM
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HANGtheDJ_86 posted...
They are nice people.


And they pay for his drugs apparently.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
03/15/21 9:34:56 AM
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This was just a sad and pathetic story.

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Turbam
03/15/21 9:36:41 AM
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Phenomenal topic

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Tom Clark
03/15/21 11:20:16 AM
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Excellent topic right here.

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AzurexNightmare
03/15/21 11:21:22 AM
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I left out details I might release the special edition of this topic if my tax return hits today :p

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YourDrunkFather
03/15/21 11:21:25 AM
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AzurexNightmare the porta potty playboy

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ArchNemo
03/15/21 11:23:43 AM
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Chicken posted...
Youre not allowed to have guests over because youre the kind of person who would enjoy spending the night inside a fucking porta potty.

lol

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Tom Clark
03/15/21 11:25:41 AM
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AzurexNightmare posted...
I left out details I might release the special edition of this topic if my tax return hits today :p

Snyder Cut this shit.

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TheGoldenEel
03/15/21 11:25:56 AM
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If this was like a one time thing it sounds like a fun crazy night

but i get the impression this is a regular thing for you

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AzurexNightmare
03/15/21 11:29:09 AM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
If this was like a one time thing it sounds like a fun crazy night

but i get the impression this is a regular thing for you
The park? Yes. The park at night is awesome. The potty was because of the random cold front. If we slept outside we would have died and everything was too far. My only other option would have been to beg neighbors to let us in so we don't freeze. My home was also too far even if I opted to just go.

The only two businesses nearby were 711 which was closed and McDonald's, which was also closed.

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Smashingpmkns
03/15/21 11:32:36 AM
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You guys spent a whole night in a porta potty and she shit outside lmao
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Ruvan22
03/15/21 12:03:07 PM
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AlCalavicci posted...
I think TC is using "party" and "drug use" as interchangeable
Thank you, this clarifies it (somewhat)
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Ilishe
03/15/21 12:05:38 PM
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Is this a pasta

It has to be

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Drpooplol
03/15/21 12:10:14 PM
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Tc, why can't you have company?

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Fazeo13
03/15/21 12:11:37 PM
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An then he opened the door
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get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur!! Or something about being the prince of porta potty air?
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AzurexNightmare
03/15/21 12:15:22 PM
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Fazeo13 posted...
An then he opened the door
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get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur!! Or something about being the prince of porta potty air?
I'm blocking you because that song sucks ass

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AzurexNightmare
03/15/21 12:16:16 PM
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Ilishe posted...
Is this a pasta

It has to be


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Buzz Killjoy
03/15/21 12:17:23 PM
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Obviously you wouldn't do drugs, but hypothetically, what kind of drugs do people use in the parks in your area?

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AzurexNightmare
03/15/21 12:19:20 PM
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Buzz Killjoy posted...
Obviously you wouldn't do drugs, but hypothetically, what kind of drugs do people use in the parks in your area?
Ice cream strain weed

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WrestlinFan
03/15/21 12:20:52 PM
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Did you bang. How do you party in a huge porta potty for hours and not get bored.

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