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Spiderman23JII 03/08/21 8:29:57 PM #1:	(topic) --- I like the dick with a lil bit of curve! -ReggieBush09 <cite>Spiderman23JII posted [p:951498809] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>(topic) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Target 03/08/21 8:30:15 PM #2:	does Batman have time to plan --- https://imgur.com/JXxiPHm https://imgur.com/JXxiPHm <cite>Blue_Target posted [p:951498820] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>does Batman have time to plan </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Devstacular 03/09/21 7:07:37 PM #3:	It might be closer than you think. Cap doesn't have a kryptonite, but Bats took out an Amazo no sweat one time. And really, I would definitely bet on Amazo against Cap. <cite>Devstacular posted [p:951533845] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>It might be closer than you think. Cap doesn't have a kryptonite, but Bats took out an Amazo no sweat one time. And really, I would definitely bet on Amazo against Cap. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wii_Shaker 03/09/21 7:09:11 PM #4:	Captain America is kind of an idiot compared to Batman. I don't really know if he could. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM 1970-2020 (G.O.A.T.) <cite>Wii_Shaker posted [p:951533903] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>Captain America is kind of an idiot compared to Batman. I don't really know if he could. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
monkmith 03/09/21 7:09:24 PM #5:	they both have ungodly amounts of plot armor, and if cap got the drop on him it would be his win. but... Blue_Target posted... does Batman have time to plan this is an important question... --- Taarsidath-an halsaam. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola <cite>monkmith posted [p:951533907] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>they both have ungodly amounts of plot armor, and if cap got the drop on him it would be his win. but... Blue_Target posted... </cite> <quote>does Batman have time to plan</quote>this is an important question... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 03/09/21 7:09:32 PM #6:	on Death Battle, they said it would be a close fight, but that Batman would win due to his knowledge of pressure points --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:951533913] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>on Death Battle, they said it would be a close fight, but that Batman would win due to his knowledge of pressure points </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 03/09/21 7:20:05 PM #7:	g0ldie posted... on Death Battle, they said it would be a close fight, but that Batman would win due to his knowledge of pressure points Assuming they would even be applicable on a subject of experimental testing. --- If you protest, it's because you feel your voice isn't being heard. If you riot, it's because you feel your voice is being ignored. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:951534294] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>g0ldie posted... </cite> <quote>on Death Battle, they said it would be a close fight, but that Batman would win due to his knowledge of pressure points</quote>Assuming they would even be applicable on a subject of experimental testing. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 03/09/21 7:21:00 PM #8:	fair point --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:951534334] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>fair point </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SquirtleSkwad 03/09/21 7:21:29 PM #9:	No he wouldn't and you fucking know it. Steve is a certified moron in lots of areas. --- "If you cannot explain it simply, you do not understand it well enough."-Albert Einstein <cite>SquirtleSkwad posted [p:951534348] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>No he wouldn't and you fucking know it. Steve is a certified moron in lots of areas. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_SilverX 03/09/21 7:22:05 PM #10:	With Batman's time to plan, Captain America becomes Captain Afghanistan within seconds. --- Rather a Zoom Thanksgiving than an ICU Christmas. don't compare games to feces -- if you've an opinion worth mentioning, do so civilly <cite>Dark_SilverX posted [p:951534371] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>With Batman's time to plan, Captain America becomes Captain Afghanistan within seconds. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedJackson 03/09/21 7:22:11 PM #11:	That's Americas ass y'know >_> --- https://imgur.com/e6aBSof - Pus_N_Pecans original! https://imgur.com/bve6U7T - Error1335 original! <cite>RedJackson posted [p:951534374] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>That's Americas ass y'know >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cobra1010 03/09/21 7:23:10 PM #12:	g0ldie posted... on Death Battle, they said it would be a close fight, but that Batman would win due to his knowledge of pressure points hahahhaa. fuck off --- Now is the hour! Riders of Rohan! Oaths you have taken, now fulfill them all, to lord and land! <cite>Cobra1010 posted [p:951534414] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>g0ldie posted... </cite> <quote>on Death Battle, they said it would be a close fight, but that Batman would win due to his knowledge of pressure points</quote> hahahhaa. fuck off </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Makeveli_lives 03/09/21 7:23:13 PM #13:	g0ldie posted... on Death Battle, they said it would be a close fight, but that Batman would win due to his knowledge of pressure points Except captain has unlimited stamina, meaning he doesn't get tired. They fought in a comic once, batman recognized this and gave up. Edit :Found it https://images.app.goo.gl/ameSJBTajMwniEhS6 --- Switch FC: SW-3917-4425-6106 PSN: PiKappaPhi769 <cite>Makeveli_lives posted [p:951534418] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>g0ldie posted... </cite> <quote>on Death Battle, they said it would be a close fight, but that Batman would win due to his knowledge of pressure points</quote>Except captain has unlimited stamina, meaning he doesn't get tired. They fought in a comic once, batman recognized this and gave up. Edit :Found it https://images.app.goo.gl/ameSJBTajMwniEhS6 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 03/09/21 7:23:39 PM #14:	Captain America is my captain <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:951534437] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>Captain America is my captain </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
s0nicfan 03/09/21 7:25:38 PM #15:	but my childhood arcade cabinets told me winners don't do drugs.... --- "History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz <cite>s0nicfan posted [p:951534510] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>but my childhood arcade cabinets told me winners don't do drugs.... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheoryzC 03/09/21 7:25:53 PM #16:	--- This is where my sigs suppose to be. <cite>TheoryzC posted [p:951534521] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Devstacular 03/09/21 7:55:36 PM #17:	Makeveli_lives posted... Except captain has unlimited stamina, meaning he doesn't get tired. They fought in a comic once, batman recognized this and gave up. Edit :Found it https://images.app.goo.gl/ameSJBTajMwniEhS6 To me, it has always come across as if they were pretty evenly matched, but DC/Marvel crossovers are always BS so it hardly matters. <cite>Devstacular posted [p:951535590] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>Makeveli_lives posted... </cite> <quote>Except captain has unlimited stamina, meaning he doesn't get tired. They fought in a comic once, batman recognized this and gave up. Edit :Found it https://images.app.goo.gl/ameSJBTajMwniEhS6</quote>To me, it has always come across as if they were pretty evenly matched, but DC/Marvel crossovers are always BS so it hardly matters. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EmbraceOfDeath 03/09/21 7:59:11 PM #18:	America's ass vs. Batman's ass. --- PSN/GT: BigDaffej <cite>EmbraceOfDeath posted [p:951535732] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>America's ass vs. Batman's ass. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
meralonne 03/09/21 8:02:28 PM #19:	Dark_SilverX posted... With Batman's time to plan, Captain America becomes Captain Afghanistan within seconds. So, it becomes like trying to win a war in Afghanistan for Batman. Good point. "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." --- "Sigs are for dorks."-- my wife <cite>meralonne posted [p:951535879] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>Dark_SilverX posted... </cite> <quote>With Batman's time to plan, Captain America becomes Captain Afghanistan within seconds.</quote> So, it becomes like trying to win a war in Afghanistan for Batman. Good point. "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chewtarch 03/09/21 8:03:28 PM #20:	Batman vs Cap should go down like Batman vs Deathstroke badly. for batman. --- Aiways / Hairistotle <cite>Chewtarch posted [p:951535914] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>Batman vs Cap should go down like Batman vs Deathstroke badly. for batman. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kuwab0 03/09/21 8:03:59 PM #21:	Which Captain America --- https://imgur.com/QfpP05s https://imgur.com/vdnZ1o6 https://imgur.com/zTgf822 <cite>kuwab0 posted [p:951535932] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>Which Captain America </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cthulhu_Fhtagn 03/09/21 8:05:16 PM #22:	Chewtarch posted... Batman vs Cap should go down like Batman vs Deathstroke badly. for batman. This. Meme nonsense aside. This. --- Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn <cite>Cthulhu_Fhtagn posted [p:951535972] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>Chewtarch posted... </cite> <quote>Batman vs Cap should go down like Batman vs Deathstroke badly. for batman.</quote> This. Meme nonsense aside. This. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jpenny2 03/09/21 8:07:55 PM #23:	Cap outclasses Batman physically. To win, Batman would have to rely heavily on the environment and his gadgets. I like Batman better, but I think he would lose in a straight-up fight. --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 \|\| IGN: Penny \|\| TSV: 3067 \|\| Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. \| Permanently banned <cite>jpenny2 posted [p:951536072] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>Cap outclasses Batman physically. To win, Batman would have to rely heavily on the environment and his gadgets. I like Batman better, but I think he would lose in a straight-up fight. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Devstacular 03/09/21 8:17:27 PM #24:	jpenny2 posted... Cap outclasses Batman physically. To win, Batman would have to rely heavily on the environment and his gadgets. I like Batman better, but I think he would lose in a straight-up fight. Yeah but also a straight-up fistfight isn't the way Batman operates. Unless the plot demands it for specific reasons. It's kinda like putting Batman against Green Lantern and specifying neither can use power rings. <cite>Devstacular posted [p:951536453] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>jpenny2 posted... </cite> <quote>Cap outclasses Batman physically. To win, Batman would have to rely heavily on the environment and his gadgets. I like Batman better, but I think he would lose in a straight-up fight.</quote>Yeah but also a straight-up fistfight isn't the way Batman operates. Unless the plot demands it for specific reasons. It's kinda like putting Batman against Green Lantern and specifying neither can use power rings. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chewtarch 03/09/21 8:18:14 PM #25:	Devstacular posted... Yeah but also a straight-up fistfight isn't the way Batman operates. Unless the plot demands it for specific reasons. It's kinda like putting Naan against Green Lantern and specifying neither can use power rings. Batman would lose to Captain America in all things resembling a fight, unless Batman starts getting clear handicaps prior to the match --- Aiways / Hairistotle <cite>Chewtarch posted [p:951536482] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>Devstacular posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah but also a straight-up fistfight isn't the way Batman operates. Unless the plot demands it for specific reasons. It's kinda like putting Naan against Green Lantern and specifying neither can use power rings.</quote>Batman would lose to Captain America in all things resembling a fight, unless Batman starts getting clear handicaps prior to the match </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chewtarch 03/09/21 8:18:25 PM #26:	Wait are you devsbro --- Aiways / Hairistotle <cite>Chewtarch posted [p:951536487] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>Wait are you devsbro </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoundGarden 03/09/21 8:35:51 PM #27:	g0ldie posted... on Death Battle, they said it would be a close fight, but that Batman would win due to his knowledge of pressure points They need to lrn2Cap then because so does he. Steve also knows several different forms of martial arts but prefers boxing as his main. And as someone else said, he doesn't get tired and I'm not entirely convinced pressure points would be as effective on him as, say, the 130 lb meth heads Batman regularly beats half to death becaude he's a stat padder lol. Cap regularly fights guys who can bench a Chrysler, Batman mostly just wails on thugs and the criminally insane (yes I know he gassed the Hulk and shot Darkseid) --- "You go. I'm just going to stare at the lake and think about how I almost just killed a baby." <cite>PoundGarden posted [p:951537123] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>g0ldie posted... </cite> <quote>on Death Battle, they said it would be a close fight, but that Batman would win due to his knowledge of pressure points</quote> They need to lrn2Cap then because so does he. Steve also knows several different forms of martial arts but prefers boxing as his main. And as someone else said, he doesn't get tired and I'm not entirely convinced pressure points would be as effective on him as, say, the 130 lb meth heads Batman regularly beats half to death becaude he's a stat padder lol. Cap regularly fights guys who can bench a Chrysler, Batman mostly just wails on thugs and the criminally insane (yes I know he gassed the Hulk and shot Darkseid) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Devstacular 03/09/21 8:41:19 PM #28:	Chewtarch posted... Wait are you devsbro Not anymore. <cite>Devstacular posted [p:951537314] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>Chewtarch posted... </cite> <quote>Wait are you devsbro</quote>Not anymore. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedJackson 03/09/21 8:44:57 PM #29:	EmbraceOfDeath posted... America's ass vs. Batman's ass. :o --- https://imgur.com/e6aBSof - Pus_N_Pecans original! https://imgur.com/bve6U7T - Error1335 original! <cite>RedJackson posted [p:951537441] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>EmbraceOfDeath posted... </cite> <quote>America's ass vs. Batman's ass.</quote> :o </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Devstacular 03/09/21 8:46:09 PM #30:	PoundGarden posted... yes I know he gassed the Hulk This is exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about when I say crossovers are always BS. Not only did he has him; he had to knock the wind out of him to get him to inhale enough, which is downright stupid. The Hulk is the kind of guy Batman stands no chance of beating conventionally, so he arranges for him to get launched into the sun or some nonsense. <cite>Devstacular posted [p:951537494] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>PoundGarden posted... </cite> <quote>yes I know he gassed the Hulk</quote>This is exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about when I say crossovers are always BS. Not only did he has him; he had to knock the wind out of him to get him to inhale enough, which is downright stupid. The Hulk is the kind of guy Batman stands no chance of beating conventionally, so he arranges for him to get launched into the sun or some nonsense. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Frosted_Midna 03/09/21 8:46:59 PM #31:	Captain America needs drugs to even be strong. --- It's more than good, it's alive! Warning: May contain stone hat pieces https://imgur.com/N6v5qZx <cite>Frosted_Midna posted [p:951537524] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>Captain America needs drugs to even be strong. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 03/09/21 9:11:26 PM #32:	Frosted_Midna posted... Captain America needs drugs to even be strong. Depends on your definition of strong <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:951538468] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>Frosted_Midna posted... </cite> <quote>Captain America needs drugs to even be strong.</quote>Depends on your definition of strong </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blighboy 03/09/21 9:13:31 PM #33:	Batman would beat up Cap in some major crossover comic and then get hit in the head with a chair by some goon in his next issue --- I have no idea whether or not he's a racist, but apparently there are recordings of him using racial slurs so it's a distinct possibility. <cite>Blighboy posted [p:951538537] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>Batman would beat up Cap in some major crossover comic and then get hit in the head with a chair by some goon in his next issue </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 03/10/21 12:23:54 AM #34:	PoundGarden posted... They need to lrn2Cap then because so does he. Steve also knows several different forms of martial arts but prefers boxing as his main. And as someone else said, he doesn't get tired and I'm not entirely convinced pressure points would be as effective on him as, say, the 130 lb meth heads Batman regularly beats half to death becaude he's a stat padder lol. Cap regularly fights guys who can bench a Chrysler, Batman mostly just wails on thugs and the criminally insane (yes I know he gassed the Hulk and shot Darkseid) it's been a while since I've seen the video, but I think I was wrong, and instead they said he would win because of his more adept knowledge of pressure points, different fighting styles, being able to stealth around, plus his gadgets. I think you can get their conclusion within the last two to three minutes, if you don't want to watch the whole thing https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mIyB6B0uYHg --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 <cite>g0ldie posted [p:951544546] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>PoundGarden posted... </cite> <quote>They need to lrn2Cap then because so does he. Steve also knows several different forms of martial arts but prefers boxing as his main. And as someone else said, he doesn't get tired and I'm not entirely convinced pressure points would be as effective on him as, say, the 130 lb meth heads Batman regularly beats half to death becaude he's a stat padder lol. Cap regularly fights guys who can bench a Chrysler, Batman mostly just wails on thugs and the criminally insane (yes I know he gassed the Hulk and shot Darkseid)</quote>it's been a while since I've seen the video, but I think I was wrong, and instead they said he would win because of his more adept knowledge of pressure points, different fighting styles, being able to stealth around, plus his gadgets. I think you can get their conclusion within the last two to three minutes, if you don't want to watch the whole thing https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mIyB6B0uYHg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OffTempo 03/10/21 12:25:02 AM #35:	Cap takes this 100% --- Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer." Blade: "Don't do that" <cite>OffTempo posted [p:951544587] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>Cap takes this 100% </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 03/10/21 12:31:17 AM #36:	OffTempo posted... Cap takes this 100% Agreed. Batman's 'time to plan' meme is seriously shit tier writing designed to cater to his biggest fanboys that demand Batman be the best, even when he shouldn't be. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:951544765] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>OffTempo posted...</cite> <quote>Cap takes this 100%</quote> Agreed. Batman's 'time to plan' meme is seriously shit tier writing designed to cater to his biggest fanboys that demand Batman be the best, even when he shouldn't be.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 03/10/21 12:35:58 AM #37:	Devstacular posted... To me, it has always come across as if they were pretty evenly matched, but DC/Marvel crossovers are always BS so it hardly matters. Every fight in this comic was settled by audience vote with the winner winning proportionally to how much they won the vote by. That's why Punisher was beaten up by Batman off panel. Captain America and Batman had basically a tie in the voting contest so they tied in the comic. Batman fights and wins against people stronger than Captain America so his super soldier advantage is just an advantage and not some kind of automatic win. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:951544870] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>Devstacular posted... </cite> <quote>To me, it has always come across as if they were pretty evenly matched, but DC/Marvel crossovers are always BS so it hardly matters.</quote>Every fight in this comic was settled by audience vote with the winner winning proportionally to how much they won the vote by. That's why Punisher was beaten up by Batman off panel. Captain America and Batman had basically a tie in the voting contest so they tied in the comic. Batman fights and wins against people stronger than Captain America so his super soldier advantage is just an advantage and not some kind of automatic win. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shadowplay 03/10/21 12:39:47 AM #38:	Tyranthraxus posted... Every fight in this comic was settled by audience vote with the winner winning proportionally to how much they won the vote by. That's why Punisher was beaten up by Batman off panel. Captain America and Batman had basically a tie in the voting contest so they tied in the comic. Batman fights and wins against people stronger than Captain America so his super soldier advantage is just an advantage and not some kind of automatic win. Could this be the rare person that actually reads comics in a topic about superheroes? --- I make a topic in Final Fantasy 12 to ask if Tifa! They said no Tifa. Hardness gone!-gandob <cite>Shadowplay posted [p:951544987] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>Every fight in this comic was settled by audience vote with the winner winning proportionally to how much they won the vote by. That's why Punisher was beaten up by Batman off panel. Captain America and Batman had basically a tie in the voting contest so they tied in the comic. Batman fights and wins against people stronger than Captain America so his super soldier advantage is just an advantage and not some kind of automatic win.</quote>Could this be the rare person that actually reads comics in a topic about superheroes? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GodardOnGodard 03/10/21 12:45:34 AM #39:	SquirtleSkwad posted... No he wouldn't and you fucking know it. Steve is a certified moron in lots of areas. which areas are those? also you might be talking about yourself here @SquirtleSkwad --- http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/8015/joelrapie9.gif <cite>GodardOnGodard posted [p:951545130] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>SquirtleSkwad posted... </cite> <quote>No he wouldn't and you fucking know it. Steve is a certified moron in lots of areas.</quote> which areas are those? also you might be talking about yourself here @SquirtleSkwad </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pure_temper 03/10/21 12:50:24 AM #41:	This is a bad take. Captain America would save Snyder's dark and jaded version of Batman, and together they'd work on improving the conditions of all people. --- proudclad LAYIN DOWN THE SMACK - Error1355 Christian Marxism actually makes sense. (Islamic, Buddhist, Hindu, etc too!) <cite>pure_temper posted [p:951545232] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>This is a bad take. Captain America would save Snyder's dark and jaded version of Batman, and together they'd work on improving the conditions of all people. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 03/10/21 1:00:25 AM #42:	People who genuinely think Batman with time to plan is anything but a meme need to reread Tower of Babel to see A) how shit those plans are B) the plans didnt even win, as the entire point of the story was overcoming them >_> and then after that, realize Batman has all the tech sense of a boomer since his plans keep getting hacked and stolen. Bet Alfred had to wrestle that dumbass away from more than one Nigerian Prince scam <_< --- https://imgur.com/mptS9Qj <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:951545420] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>People who genuinely think Batman with time to plan is anything but a meme need to reread Tower of Babel to see A) how shit those plans are B) the plans didnt even win, as the entire point of the story was overcoming them >_> and then after that, realize Batman has all the tech sense of a boomer since his plans keep getting hacked and stolen. Bet Alfred had to wrestle that dumbass away from more than one Nigerian Prince scam <_< </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jon1012 03/10/21 1:06:38 AM #43:	AlisLandale posted... People who genuinely think Batman with time to plan is anything but a meme need to reread Tower of Babel to see A) how shit those plans are B) the plans didnt even win, as the entire point of the story was overcoming them >_> and then after that, realize Batman has all the tech sense of a boomer since his plans keep getting hacked and stolen. Bet Alfred had to wrestle that dumbass away from more than one Nigerian Prince scam <_< He obviously didn't have enough time to plan. --- We are Borg. <cite>jon1012 posted [p:951545545] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>AlisLandale posted... </cite> <quote>People who genuinely think Batman with time to plan is anything but a meme need to reread Tower of Babel to see A) how shit those plans are B) the plans didnt even win, as the entire point of the story was overcoming them >_> and then after that, realize Batman has all the tech sense of a boomer since his plans keep getting hacked and stolen. Bet Alfred had to wrestle that dumbass away from more than one Nigerian Prince scam <_<</quote> He obviously didn't have enough time to plan. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Doe 03/10/21 1:07:35 AM #44:	Batman would talk Cap into losing faith in America --- https://imgur.com/u5kY6Yt https://imgur.com/V6HBhkR <cite>Doe posted [p:951545569] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>Batman would talk Cap into losing faith in America </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheShadowViper 03/10/21 1:12:02 AM #45:	Batman with time to plan wins easily. Batman beat Superman with time to plan, the idea that he would not take down Captain America is laughable. Captain America is also extremely susceptible to the aptly titled "Batman gambit". https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BatmanGambit Batman would read him like a book. <cite>TheShadowViper posted [p:951545674] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>Batman with time to plan wins easily. Batman beat Superman with time to plan, the idea that he would not take down Captain America is laughable. Captain America is also extremely susceptible to the aptly titled "Batman gambit". https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BatmanGambit Batman would read him like a book. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GodardOnGodard 03/10/21 1:23:34 AM #46:	TheShadowViper posted... Batman with time to plan wins easily. Batman beat Superman with time to plan, the idea that he would not take down Captain America is laughable. Captain America is also extremely susceptible to the aptly titled "Batman gambit". https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BatmanGambit Batman would read him like a book. "Batman with time to plan" "Batman beat Superman" lmao. one of those clowns @AlisLandale was talking about @TheShadowViper --- http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/8015/joelrapie9.gif <cite>GodardOnGodard posted [p:951545887] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>TheShadowViper posted... </cite> <quote>Batman with time to plan wins easily. Batman beat Superman with time to plan, the idea that he would not take down Captain America is laughable. Captain America is also extremely susceptible to the aptly titled "Batman gambit". https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BatmanGambit Batman would read him like a book.</quote> "Batman with time to plan" "Batman beat Superman" lmao. one of those clowns @AlisLandale was talking about @TheShadowViper </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OffTempo 03/10/21 1:27:57 AM #47:	pfh1001 posted... Agreed. Batman's 'time to plan' meme is seriously shit tier writing designed to cater to his biggest fanboys that demand Batman be the best, even when he shouldn't be. My rationale for Cap taking the fight is obviously the super serum first and foremost but combat experience and martial arts skills. Batman is obviously a skilled martial artist and if Cap didn't have super serum juice I'd say its closer. But. Cap has taken on Task Master and won before, stalemated him without his shield and while Task had his weapons. Task Master, the guy who can copy and learn any fighting instantaneously and can predict your moves. Cap should have Bats beaten in the hand to hand aspect as well. --- Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer." Blade: "Don't do that" <cite>OffTempo posted [p:951545959] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>pfh1001 posted... </cite> <quote>Agreed. Batman's 'time to plan' meme is seriously shit tier writing designed to cater to his biggest fanboys that demand Batman be the best, even when he shouldn't be.</quote>My rationale for Cap taking the fight is obviously the super serum first and foremost but combat experience and martial arts skills. Batman is obviously a skilled martial artist and if Cap didn't have super serum juice I'd say its closer. But. Cap has taken on Task Master and won before, stalemated him without his shield and while Task had his weapons. Task Master, the guy who can copy and learn any fighting instantaneously and can predict your moves. Cap should have Bats beaten in the hand to hand aspect as well. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 03/10/21 2:20:12 AM #48:	OffTempo posted... My rationale for Cap taking the fight is obviously the super serum first and foremost but combat experience and martial arts skills. Batman is obviously a skilled martial artist and if Cap didn't have super serum juice I'd say its closer. But. Cap has taken on Task Master and won before, stalemated him without his shield and while Task had his weapons. Task Master, the guy who can copy and learn any fighting instantaneously and can predict your moves. Cap should have Bats beaten in the hand to hand aspect as well. Bruce & Steve are both comics universes respective #1 best in human HTH Martial Arts. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:951546896] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>OffTempo posted... </cite> <quote>My rationale for Cap taking the fight is obviously the super serum first and foremost but combat experience and martial arts skills. Batman is obviously a skilled martial artist and if Cap didn't have super serum juice I'd say its closer. But. Cap has taken on Task Master and won before, stalemated him without his shield and while Task had his weapons. Task Master, the guy who can copy and learn any fighting instantaneously and can predict your moves. Cap should have Bats beaten in the hand to hand aspect as well.</quote>Bruce & Steve are both comics universes respective #1 best in human HTH Martial Arts. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
project_night 03/10/21 2:27:52 AM #49:	Tyranthraxus posted... Bruce & Steve are both comics universes respective #1 best in human HTH Martial Arts. I'm no expert, but I thought Shang-Chi and Iron Fist were the best fighters in Marvel and Cassandra Cain and Shiva were better than Bruce. I think one of the Batman writers has Nightwing, Dick Grayson, sightly above Batman in pure fighting skill too, but most people disagree with that. <cite>project_night posted [p:951547014] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>Bruce & Steve are both comics universes respective #1 best in human HTH Martial Arts.</quote> I'm no expert, but I thought Shang-Chi and Iron Fist were the best fighters in Marvel and Cassandra Cain and Shiva were better than Bruce. I think one of the Batman writers has Nightwing, Dick Grayson, sightly above Batman in pure fighting skill too, but most people disagree with that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 03/10/21 2:38:20 AM #50:	Don't Shang Chi and Iron Fist both use a bunch of handwavy chi nonsense to do a lot of the shit they do? I don't recall anything about Cassandra Cain being better but I think there's an issue somewhere wherein Bruce admits to someone else that Dick has surpassed him but I can't remember where I read that. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:951547171] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>Don't Shang Chi and Iron Fist both use a bunch of handwavy chi nonsense to do a lot of the shit they do? I don't recall anything about Cassandra Cain being better but I think there's an issue somewhere wherein Bruce admits to someone else that Dick has surpassed him but I can't remember where I read that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
project_night 03/10/21 2:47:55 AM #51:	Tyranthraxus posted... Don't Shang Chi and Iron Fist both use a bunch of handwavy chi nonsense to do a lot of the shit they do? I don't recall anything about Cassandra Cain being better but I think there's an issue somewhere wherein Bruce admits to someone else that Dick has surpassed him but I can't remember where I read that. Cap isn't exactly normal human either, lol. Bruce said that he and none of the Robins could beat Cassandra in a straight fight. Comics get retcon all the time though, so I don't know if that is still the case. <cite>project_night posted [p:951547319] in Captain Am... [t:79338304]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>Don't Shang Chi and Iron Fist both use a bunch of handwavy chi nonsense to do a lot of the shit they do? I don't recall anything about Cassandra Cain being better but I think there's an issue somewhere wherein Bruce admits to someone else that Dick has surpassed him but I can't remember where I read that.</quote> Cap isn't exactly normal human either, lol. Bruce said that he and none of the Robins could beat Cassandra in a straight fight. Comics get retcon all the time though, so I don't know if that is still the case. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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