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NeonOctopus
03/08/21 6:38:55 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAsrRXzQ6-4

I need to go to Asia when I want to get check ups! >_>

Doc: "So it looks like your mild stomach ache is caused by acid reflux"
Me: "Okay, but I think we should get a semen sample just to make sure all the options are explored"

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wackyteen
03/08/21 6:39:40 AM
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Rip tc

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RedJackson
03/08/21 6:39:43 AM
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Didnt you already have an appointment yesterday?

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AlisLandale
03/08/21 6:42:19 AM
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Imagine being the tech that has to clean that

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NeonOctopus
03/08/21 6:42:24 AM
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Imagine hitting your climax and it milks you while an entire room of doctors and nurses just watch

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wackyteen
03/08/21 6:42:51 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Imagine hitting your climax and it milks you while an entire room of doctors and nurses just watch
What a chad session

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Aki_Sora
03/08/21 6:44:06 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Imagine hitting your climax and it milks you while an entire room of doctors and nurses just watch

Ahh YES!
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Lonestar2000
03/08/21 6:50:25 AM
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wackyteen posted...
Rip tc


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Dark_SilverX
03/08/21 6:50:45 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Imagine hitting your climax and it milks you while an entire room of doctors and nurses just watch
this is the dream right here

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Demon1050
03/08/21 6:57:07 AM
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imagine it being within sight of the waiting room. If I hadn't done it for a while and was in the mood I'd mount that bitch in a second it looks fun! They need to make one that perfectly replicates the exact feeling of sex and is advertised as such. It would reduce sex-workers & abuse, rape, and would help many guys that get little or no sex at least know what the real thing feels like.
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NeonOctopus
03/08/21 1:19:59 PM
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NeonOctopus
03/08/21 7:08:12 PM
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samurai bandit
03/08/21 7:14:12 PM
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WTF, hope they come in XXL size. for people that need it

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J03can
03/08/21 7:15:40 PM
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wackyteen posted...
What a chad session
Lol'd

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pegusus123456
03/08/21 7:19:02 PM
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We're one step closer to that weird milking trope you see in erotic fanfiction.
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fohstick
03/08/21 7:21:36 PM
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LivingLegend posted...
Watch the doctors pimp these machines out illegally to make side racket income.
lmao
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SPE
03/08/21 7:22:14 PM
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That pink sleeve better be disposable

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
03/08/21 7:22:35 PM
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Where da female squirt collector at
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NeonOctopus
03/08/21 7:22:43 PM
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SPE posted...
That pink sleeve better be disposable
They put 2 plastic liners inside before you go to town and then clean everything afterwards

Supposedly >_>

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Dakimakura
03/08/21 7:23:58 PM
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Things like this make me realize how far behind America has fallen.
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ALongTimeAgo
03/08/21 7:28:38 PM
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can you catch STDs from this thing?
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treewojima
03/08/21 7:29:03 PM
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ALongTimeAgo posted...
can you catch STDs from this thing?

Only one way to find out
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tremain07
03/08/21 7:30:35 PM
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Communal Fleshlight


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NeonOctopus
03/08/21 7:31:01 PM
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ALongTimeAgo posted...
can you catch STDs from this thing?
No cuz they clean it. Trust modern medicine and shove your dick in it

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thronedfire2
03/08/21 7:31:59 PM
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they could at least make it look like a hot nurse

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NeonOctopus
03/08/21 7:32:58 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
they could at least make it look like a hot nurse
Or you can just stare at the hottest nurse in the room while you use it

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Bad_Mojo
03/08/21 7:34:23 PM
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I wouldn't be able to finish with that. I've tried sex toys before, but it can't bust a nut. It's too weird for me. It's the same when I have sex IRL, the few times that I have, I couldn't finish.

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meralonne
03/08/21 7:34:44 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Imagine hitting your climax and it milks you while an entire room of doctors and nurses just watch

Time to strike that Superman pose.

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Alteres
03/08/21 7:34:57 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Or you can just stare at the hottest nurse in the room while you use it
Wait, you use it?

Wtf is the point then.

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Giant_Aspirin
03/08/21 7:55:55 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Imagine hitting your climax and it milks you while an entire room of doctors and nurses just watch

the weirdest part about this whole thing, to me, is that there's absolutely no privacy. like, at all. it even looks like there's a whole row of these machines at the beginning of the video like what

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Bad_Mojo
03/08/21 8:02:11 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
the weirdest part about this whole thing, to me, is that there's absolutely no privacy. like, at all. it even looks like there's a whole row of these machines at the beginning of the video like what

I think that was a medical display showing investors of whatever the new tech

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Giant_Aspirin
03/08/21 8:04:56 PM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
I think that was a medical display showing investors of whatever the new tech

that makes a lot more sense than a row of dudes all standing there ... donating.

derp

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NeonOctopus
03/08/21 8:30:50 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
the weirdest part about this whole thing, to me, is that there's absolutely no privacy. like, at all. it even looks like there's a whole row of these machines at the beginning of the video like what
I'm pretty sure they're on display at a convention for investors lol

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NeonOctopus
03/09/21 7:29:27 AM
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Lvaneede
03/09/21 7:41:11 AM
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Im sure that video has been floating around for years

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NeonOctopus
03/09/21 7:43:17 AM
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Lvaneede posted...
Im sure that video has been floating around for years
upload date 2012

hmmmmm are you sure? >_>

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Master Kazuya
03/09/21 7:45:21 AM
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They should put these in employee break rooms

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NeonOctopus
03/09/21 10:55:24 AM
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PatrickMahomes
03/09/21 10:56:51 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
upload date 2012
imagine how far the technology has advanced

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wackyteen
03/10/21 4:56:00 AM
#43:


PatrickMahomes posted...
imagine how far the technology has advanced
They just connect a few diodes to your genitals, give you a quick shock, you immediately climax into a cup and then go about your day

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NeonOctopus
03/10/21 7:08:45 AM
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wackyteen posted...
They just connect a few diodes to your genitals, give you a quick shock, you immediately climax into a cup and then go about your day
That sounds so.... sterile. Where's the passion in getting a semen sample? >_>

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SPE
03/10/21 8:35:12 AM
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wackyteen posted...
They just connect a few diodes to your genitals, give you a quick shock, you immediately climax into a cup and then go about your day

this actually happens. No, for real.

but the diodes go... in your back door. Its a stick thing that stimulates the prostate with a shock

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ZevLoveDOOM
03/10/21 8:36:49 AM
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shit looks scary. i dont wanna risk getting my dick ripped off... lol
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wackyteen
03/10/21 8:47:43 AM
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SPE posted...
this actually happens. No, for real.

but the diodes go... in your back door. Its a stick thing that stimulates the prostate with a shock

That'd never catch on in America

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masterpug53
03/10/21 9:47:06 AM
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Damn, imagine an entire continent sharing a single fleshlight.

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Returning_CEmen
03/10/21 8:45:04 PM
#49:


what if those end up replacing office water coolers?
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rexcrk
03/10/21 8:49:53 PM
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( )

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