Current Events > Pizza man acquitted of child porn after porn star herself flew in to testify

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A New York City man dodged the threat of a 20-year kiddie-porn prison sentence all thanks to the kindness of a porn star.
Carlos Simon-Timmerman, a pizza-delivery guy from Brooklyn, was put on trial in Puerto Rico for allegedly transporting child pornography after US Customs agents found a dirty DVD called Little Lupe the Innocent in his bags as he passed through San Juan Airport security on his way back to the city.
The agents said the actress in the video, porn star Lupe Fuentes, was underage, and they cuffed him.
But Simon-Timmerman was sprung earlier this month after Fuentes flew to Puerto Rico and proved in court that she was 19 at the time the film was made.
Im thankful to her, his mom, Eff Simon, told The Post yesterday. It was a big relief.
Simon said her son had been visiting his sister last year in Venezuela when he bought the DVD in a flea market, believing it was nothing more than legal smut.
When Simon-Timmerman arrived in San Juan last Aug. 11, customs agents found porn videos, including Little Lupe the Innocent Do Not Be Fooled By Her Baby Face.
Apparently, the agents were fooled they arrested him for kiddie porn.
At his trial this month, the feds put a pediatrician on the stand who insisted Lupe was underage.
But that was before Simon-Timmerman was able to put Little Lupe a Spanish native whose real name is Zuleydy Piedrahita on the stand, where she produced her passport and photo ID.
His attorney, Hector Ramos-Vega, said he tracked her down through her Web site and persuaded her to appear in court. She asked for no money and was enthusiastic about helping, Ramos-Vega said.
US marshals paid for her trip because the lawyer had served her with a subpoena.
Ramos-Vega said Lupes testimony bashed the credibility of the doctor and federal agents.
She didnt have to do that, but it was crucial for our case, Ramos-Vega said. I know Carlos was very grateful it was like he was born again.

lol wtf this pediatrician. Almost gave someone 20 years prison due to speculation. Fuentes flying in to testify for free to help him though. What a sis.
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/lialuc/til_that_a_pizza_delivery_man_was_arrested_on_the/
https://nypost.com/2010/04/24/a-trial-star-is-porn/


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Oh god little lupe

This is old af

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Im glad she was of age

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Nobody:

Nobody at all:

CE: Pedophiles.

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Damn. Hero porn star

Irony posted...

This is old af

I just saw it on TIL.

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This story is so bizarre. Who flies with a fucking porno dvd? Who even buys/owns a porno DVD, much less actually travel around with it?

And how oddly heroic of the porn girl to not only know of the case but help the guy? I'm so confused she sounds really cool

This is something that has always made me kind of uncomfortable with barely legal porn. It's very clear they do everything they can to make the girls look underage and it's kind of gross.

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xyphilia posted...

This story is so bizarre. Who flies with a fucking porno dvd? Who even buys/owns a porno DVD, much less actually travel around with it?

And how oddly heroic of the porn girl to not only know of the case but help the guy? I'm so confused she sounds really cool

Porn star was from another country too.

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xyphilia posted...

This story is so bizarre. Who flies with a fucking porno dvd? Who even buys/owns a porno DVD, much less actually travel around with it?

And how oddly heroic of the porn girl to not only know of the case but help the guy? I'm so confused she sounds really cool

He picked it up at a flea market

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That's pretty cool of her
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xyphilia posted...

And how oddly heroic of the porn girl to not only know of the case but help the guy? I'm so confused she sounds really cool

The dude's lawyer tracked her down and asked her to testify, so knowing of the case wasn't something she did herself. It does sound like she was more-than-willing to help out freely, tho.

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Tyranthraxus posted...

This is something that has always made me kind of uncomfortable with barely legal porn. It's very clear they do everything they can to make the girls look underage and it's kind of gross.

gross but millions of men get turned on by it

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Tyranthraxus posted...

This is something that has always made me kind of uncomfortable with barely legal porn. It's very clear they do everything they can to make the girls look underage and it's kind of gross.

This, its a turnoff for me. Especially when they have braces.. I'm like wtf seriously? nope

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AzurexNightmare posted...

Nobody:

Nobody at all:

CE: Pedophiles.

not true she was over 18, a pedophile is someone that is attracted to preteens

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AlCalavicci posted...

This, its a turnoff for me. Especially when they have braces.. I'm like wtf seriously? nope

yeah cuz adults cant wear braces

Why did she have to fly in for that? Shouldn't that be easily researched?

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Fam_Fam posted...

yeah cuz adults cant wear braces

They obviously can, but braces are traditionally worn by underage teens during adolescence, and implies teen/underage to me and is an instant turnoff.

@jon1012 i can see nips, might want to delete

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I dont think you can post that pic here Jon >_>

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Didnt see the nips

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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...

Why did she have to fly in for that? Shouldn't that be easily researched?

Guess they believed the quack pediatrician over it and needed her to actually give her passport and ID in person.

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AlCalavicci posted...

They obviously can, but braces are traditionally worn by underage teens during adolescence, and implies teen/underage to me and is an instant turnoff.

@jon1012 i can see nips, might want to delete

I think braces are sexy but not underage girls

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How long does the pediatrician get put away ?

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Thought I knew that name from somewhere. She's jaz hoyts wife. Aka evan Seinfeld.

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Good on Lupe for putting in all that effort to clear this guys name.

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This just confirms once again that she is one of the GOATs.

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Pretty mental that you could be locked up for 20 years because a doctor squinted at a photo and went "yep, she's underage"

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WesternMedia posted...

Zuleydy Piedrahita

remember this hero

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I legit have some Lupe content saved on my laptop

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WesternMedia posted...

Im thankful to her, his mom, Eff Simon, told The Post yesterday.

Gosh. Imagine explaining to your mom that you got arrested for the porn you keep with you.


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CanuckCowboy posted...

She's jaz hoyts wife.

I also enjoy Oz. Top 5 show imo.

Fam_Fam posted...

yeah cuz adults cant wear braces

I was about to pop in and say I JUST got braces at 24 so I hope women don't suddenly view me as a 14 year old

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Seems like it should have been simple enough to verify it as legal porn without ever going to trial and wasting all these peoples' time.

That said, Little Lupe's stuff from before the boob job absolutely and unapologetically tried to create the illusion of her being underage

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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...

Why did she have to fly in for that? Shouldn't that be easily researched?

This.
The case shouldn't have even gone to trial, but instead dismissed soon after attorney discovery.

FFS...

Before clicking this, I instantly knew who the Pornstar was....

Ugh...

It's legit crazy of her genetics. I think she still looks young rn yet she's in her 30's by now ( I think)

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eston posted...

That said, Little Lupe's stuff from before the boob job absolutely and unapologetically tried to create the illusion of her being underage

We need to finally decide if it's really about preventing child exploitation, or because guys who jack it to women built like a popsicle stick are just icky.

Questionmarktarius posted...

We need to finally decide if it's really about preventing child exploitation, or because guys who jack it to women built like a popsicle stick are just icky.

I've always felt that that was shaky logic tbqh. Watching porn doesn't make me want to fuck women less, so I really don't see how watching simulated child porn would have that effect on pedos

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eston posted...

I've always felt that that was shaky logic tbqh. Watching porn doesn't make me want to fuck women less, so I really don't see how watching simulated child porn would have that effect on pedos

You have to be careful of wandering into Jack Thomson logic, or at the very least not misunderstanding the causality.

Its scary that this dude almost went to prison for doing absolutely nothing wrong.

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This is why Australia has some sort of minimum-boob-size law for porn, or something like that.

eston posted...

Seems like it should have been simple enough to verify it as legal porn without ever going to trial and wasting all these peoples' time.

That said, Little Lupe's stuff from before the boob job absolutely and unapologetically tried to create the illusion of her being underage

After seeing the results of her boob job, her plastic surgeon should be the one on trial.

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mybbqrules posted...

After seeing the results of her boob job, her plastic surgeon should be the one on trial.

Is it as bad as Leanna Heart's bolt-ons?

BeyondWalls posted...

Its scary that this dude almost went to prison for doing absolutely nothing wrong.

now think of all the people who actually went to prison for doing nothing wrong

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BeyondWalls posted...

Its scary that this dude almost went to prison for doing absolutely nothing wrong.

merica

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Who are they trying to kid? The agents weren't fooled, they were probably racist, saw a minority and thought they were better than him as he was a "filthy foreigner" coming into their territory and thus wanted to ruin his life and get him locked up by making him out to be a filthy pedo rapist by using the fetish porn in his belongings to try and damn him. God bless that pornstar for coming through for him, even flying out to the case to help the defendant. Absolute saint.

Questionmarktarius posted...

Is it as bad as Leanna Heart's bolt-ons?

Her nips look like googly eyes.

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