Poll of the Day > bad news, my roomba rosie drove herself into a puddle and drowned, ok?

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ClarkDuke
02/17/21 2:00:01 AM
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while she did her job admirably over the years, i think the pandemic was simply to much for her, ok?

i am simply devastated, and she will be sorely missed, ok? let's all share moments with the ones we've lost, she would've wanted it this way.

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MICHALECOLE
02/17/21 2:06:30 AM
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Why did you have a puddle in your house? Do you live in squalor?
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ClarkDuke
02/17/21 2:15:08 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Why did you have a puddle in your house? Do you live in squalor?
a flowerpot was tipped over by my friends son, ok?

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MICHALECOLE
02/17/21 4:52:35 AM
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well tell little Gregory to be more careful or get the fuck out of your house with his clumsiness
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Final Fantasy2389
02/17/21 5:40:52 AM
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I'm sorry you lost such a faithful companion.

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wolfy42
02/17/21 5:47:27 AM
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Just got the coroners report in, Rosie was pregnant!!

Dun, dun dun!!!

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hockey7318
02/17/21 6:24:16 AM
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My Roomba, Veronica, must have a choking kink because she's sucking up one rug until she gags and passes out.
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Arcturusisnow
02/17/21 1:08:38 PM
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hockey7318 posted...
My Roomba, Veronica, must have a choking kink because she's sucking up one rug until she gags and passes out.
Veronica? Her name is Carol or Cheryl.
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Fierce_Deity_08
02/17/21 1:27:43 PM
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My robot vacuum, Bob, goes on strike when we ask him to clean. This house isnt really friendly to vacuum cleaners of any kind.

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TheOkHornedRat
02/17/21 1:39:09 PM
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were you naming her after rosey from the jetsons? because that is hilarious, but you misspelled it.

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SunWuKung420
02/17/21 1:56:27 PM
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She took the first opportunity to get away from you.

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ClarkDuke
02/17/21 7:14:48 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
well tell little Gregory to be more careful or get the fuck out of your house with his clumsiness
i did, but kids will be kids, ok?

Final Fantasy2389 posted...
I'm sorry you lost such a faithful companion.
thank you, she did her job well everyday so she will be sorely missed, ok?

wolfy42 posted...
Just got the coroners report in, Rosie was pregnant!!

Dun, dun dun!!!
was it her dock or the downstairs mop robot?

hockey7318 posted...
My Roomba, Veronica, must have a choking kink because she's sucking up one rug until she gags and passes out.
it isn't efficient, but i won't kink shame, ok?

Fierce_Deity_08 posted...
My robot vacuum, Bob, goes on strike when we ask him to clean. This house isnt really friendly to vacuum cleaners of any kind.
is the problem children?

TheOkHornedRat posted...
were you naming her after rosey from the jetsons? because that is hilarious, but you misspelled it.
it was one of the reasons behind her name, but the misspelling was intentional as she was missing the maids hat, ok?

SunWuKung420 posted...
She took the first opportunity to get away from you.
why must you always say hurtful things in topics of loss or pain of others, i worry someone hurt you, ok?

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ClarkDuke
02/21/21 5:24:21 PM
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it's been difficult these last few days, not hearing her clean up in the mornings, ok?

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Rotpar
02/21/21 5:55:48 PM
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Suicidal AIs know that drowning can kill them, saw it once years ago in Dwarf Fortress.

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ClarkDuke
02/21/21 6:02:09 PM
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Rotpar posted...
Suicidal AIs know that drowning can kill them, saw it once years ago in Dwarf Fortress.
is this just inevitable with machines, i can't fathom loosing another, ok?

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AWinterJ
02/22/21 3:36:03 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
She took the first opportunity to get away from you.
That's not very zen Sunny.

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ClarkDuke
02/23/21 4:21:57 PM
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AWinterJ posted...
That's not very zen Sunny.
hes forced to project onto others, its really sad he acts like this in his 50s, ok?

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Cacciato
02/23/21 4:40:00 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
She took the first opportunity to get away from you.
explains why you went all Eminem-Dr Dre on Marie and locked her in your basement.
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ClarkDuke
02/23/21 4:40:56 PM
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Cacciato posted...
explains why you went all Eminem-Dr Dre on Marie and locked her in your basement.
oh no, share what mightve happened, ok?

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