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fhqwhgads
02/16/21 1:59:33 AM
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Cringe

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Accolon
02/16/21 2:01:04 AM
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I'm cringing so hard

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jon1012
02/16/21 2:01:37 AM
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Yikes

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Smashingpmkns
02/16/21 2:03:32 AM
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Thinking healthy athletic dudes are all meatheads is an coping mechanism artifact from grade school. It takes like 4-5 hours a week+a decent diet to stay in relatively good shape. People like that are just lazy.
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cjsdowg
02/16/21 2:06:24 AM
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Before I became a fat slob. I use to write music and play the sax. Now I am fat and do nothing but work and hide from covid .

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shironinja
02/16/21 2:06:38 AM
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I 'unno I'm above-average in terms of fitness and generally street thugs leave me alone. I get hit on by lots of gay and trans people. Girls never approach me but if I approach them it usually works out OK and we bang.

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TheoryzC
02/16/21 2:07:39 AM
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gamer167
02/16/21 2:11:59 AM
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Id rather be boring than be a virgin.
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BakonBitz
02/16/21 2:31:13 AM
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I saw someone absolutely thrashing this comic apart on Twitter.

There's apparently three more panels to the comic that basically says "don't be judgmental", so either the first four panels are satire or the comic writer is HORRIBLY not self-aware.
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vigorm0rtis
02/16/21 2:36:24 AM
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shironinja posted...
I 'unno I'm above-average in terms of fitness and generally street thugs leave me alone.

And now I'm cringing twice.

Nobody cares how fit you are if they want your money. A dude tried to take my money when I was in the best shape I was ever in and walking a 120-pound rottweiler.

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fhqwhgads
02/16/21 3:24:57 AM
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BakonBitz posted...
I saw someone absolutely thrashing this comic apart on Twitter.

There's apparently three more panels to the comic that basically says "don't be judgmental", so either the first four panels are satire or the comic writer is HORRIBLY not self-aware.
Ahhh

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Ranlom
02/16/21 3:31:19 AM
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Accolon posted...
I'm cringing so hard

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008Zulu
02/16/21 3:35:14 AM
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Reads like it was penned by an insecure bodybuilder.

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teep_
02/16/21 3:38:37 AM
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SerperiorThanU posted...
It'd be fine if it was just the first 2 panels. After that the author is clearly bitter.

Yeah, I was gonna say something similar
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Thompson
02/16/21 3:44:25 AM
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You know, one can be muscular and also a nerd.

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Delirious_Beard
02/16/21 3:55:10 AM
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literally "while you were _____, i was studying the blade"

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viewmaster_pi
02/16/21 4:00:46 AM
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tfw to intelligent

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AlisLandale
02/16/21 4:34:38 AM
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BakonBitz posted...
I saw someone absolutely thrashing this comic apart on Twitter.

There's apparently three more panels to the comic that basically says "don't be judgmental", so either the first four panels are satire or the comic writer is HORRIBLY not self-aware.

you got a link to the whole thing? >_>


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LinkFanatic
02/16/21 4:40:27 AM
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I don't get what's so cringey about this?

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DB_Insider
02/16/21 4:41:09 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
Before I became a fat slob. I use to write music and play the sax. Now I am fat and do nothing but work and hide from covid .
Safe sax or raw sax?
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SolidShadow3
02/16/21 4:59:34 AM
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nfearurspecimn
02/16/21 5:05:31 AM
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I don't even go to the gym and mega cringe here.

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Flauros
02/16/21 5:05:44 AM
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It gets even more cringe


Im guessing this is written by some blimp that is jealous of people who work out.

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NatsuSama
02/16/21 5:08:56 AM
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008Zulu posted...
Reads like it was penned by an insecure bodybuilder.
This.

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ModLogic
02/16/21 5:11:22 AM
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Thompson posted...
You know, one can be muscular and also a nerd.
nope you cant build both ways. there isnt enough stat points.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
02/16/21 5:13:52 AM
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I'm guessing they figure that they beat up robbers, cops, military guys, gang members and bikers.

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LinkDaLunatic
02/16/21 5:25:50 AM
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this guy has it wrong. what they really think is "omg look at that body, i wanna ride him hard"

physical attraction is an instant icebreaker and while you're striking out twice before even getting to first base, this guy's hitting that grand slam home run with no effort and getting to home base on the first date

girls aren't as different from guys as misogynist creeps like the comic artist think, they have a brain down there too and physical attraction matters, sorry about your winning personality comic artist but nobody cares and sure eventually somebody gonna settle for you but only after they done having real fun lol
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monday nitro
02/16/21 5:34:45 AM
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it reminds me of this



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Smackems
02/16/21 6:04:11 AM
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Lol that's good shit

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UnholyMudcrab
02/16/21 6:10:31 AM
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It wasn't too bad until the bottom half, but then I cringed off the face of the planet
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AlisLandale
02/16/21 6:12:51 AM
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ClockworkHare
02/16/21 6:13:16 AM
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One of the smartest health investments long term is routine exercise, which could include weight training and other fitness regimens.

When people are young and in their prime, the aesthetic bonuses to being physically fit seem to be the primary reason to keep it up. However, that changes at different stages of life. And one of the primary reasons to bother with fitness training after 60 is to greatly improve your odds of maintaining your physical independence for the rest of your life. At that age, looking fit is small potatoes. Feeling fit and still being able to function with minimal assistance becomes the true reward. It's a large part of why physical therapy is a booming practice in the medical industry.

Anyone taking that shortsighted comic as gospel will likely spend the last 20 years of their life obese, diabetic, lethargic, incontinent, miserable, and highly dependent. In reality, quite a few senior citizens who took a wiser path and valued fitness DON'T end up heavily disabled and majorly dependent until they're practically near death. Dipsticks who are allergic to exercising do 20-30 years before their time...

The OP comic also overlooks a very simple fact: people with fitness routines can still squeeze in time for intellectual interests. Some intellectuals have big muscles. They just put in more work into life than that comic creator.

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Smackems
02/16/21 6:15:02 AM
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ClockworkHare posted...
One of the smartest health investments long term is routine exercise, which could include weight training and other fitness regimens.

When people are young and in their prime, the aesthetic bonuses to being physically fit seem to be the primary reason to keep it up. However, that changes at different stages of life. And one of the primary reasons to bother with fitness training after 60 is to greatly improve your odds of maintaining your physical independence for the rest of your life. At that age, looking fit is small potatoes. Feeling fit and still being able to function with minimal assistance becomes the true reward. It's a large part of why physical therapy is a booming practice in the medical industry.

Anyone taking that shortsighted comic as gospel will likely spend the last 20 years of their life obese, diabetic, lethargic, incontinent, miserable, and highly dependent. In reality, quite a few senior citizens who took a wiser path and valued fitness DON'T end up heavily disabled and majorly dependent until they're practically near death. Dipsticks who are allergic to exercising do 20-30 years before their time...
Preach

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Another_Voice
02/16/21 6:53:03 AM
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This comic is stupid. I'm going to let you all in on a little something: Women want to be savagely dominated. It is what it is. I've had sex with over 40 women at this point, and every single one, all of them, wanted to do some weird mock r*** play and get utterly destroyed/humiliated sexually. l've put them on a leash and collar and walked them naked around the house, made them piss outside like a dog, then done them rough on the hardwood floor, and they were in a state of blissful elation that lasted for days. For some reason, treating them this way made them worship the ground I walked on. Treating them nicely got me drama and petty vindictive bullshit.

Contrary to popular belief, they weren't made this way by society, or corrupted/perverted media or influence. This is what they've always been, it's that simple. Drop the nice guy stuff and just embrace what they are. Or, continue to be miserable, it's your choice.
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Turtlebread
02/16/21 6:58:39 AM
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Another_Voice posted...
This comic is stupid. I'm going to let you all in on a little something: Women want to be savagely dominated. It is what it is. I've had sex with over 40 women at this point, and every single one, all of them, wanted to do some weird mock r*** play and get utterly destroyed/humiliated sexually. l've put them on a leash and collar and walked them naked around the house, made them piss outside like a dog, then done them rough on the hardwood floor, and they were in a state of blissful elation that lasted for days. For some reason, treating them this way made them worship the ground I walked on. Treating them nicely got me drama and petty vindictive bullshit.

Contrary to popular belief, they weren't made this way by society, or corrupted/perverted media or influence. This is what they've always been, it's that simple. Drop the nice guy stuff and just embrace what they are. Or, continue to be miserable, it's your choice.


the comic is cringe but this is worse

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Number090684
02/16/21 7:01:47 AM
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BakonBitz posted...
I saw someone absolutely thrashing this comic apart on Twitter.

There's apparently three more panels to the comic that basically says "don't be judgmental", so either the first four panels are satire or the comic writer is HORRIBLY not self-aware.

Not defending the guy, but a lot of people aren't aware, forget, or just don't give a shit when it comes to them being hypocritical until someone points it out or calls them out on their bullshit, especially on social media, in which the backpedaling will begin if they have a shred of morality whatsoever.
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Number090684
02/16/21 7:02:53 AM
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FratMilkyHolme posted...
lmao first time seeing the two comics combined

lmao So does this mean guys who are in between are the best of both worlds?
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HANGtheDJ_86
02/16/21 7:05:07 AM
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Thompson posted...
You know, one can be muscular and also a nerd.
The term "casual" comes to mind...

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BloodMoon7
02/16/21 7:16:09 AM
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I find big muscles gross. I mean those guys with really huge veiny arms and their necks are like a chub. It's even more disconcerting when their legs are small because they focused on the upper body.

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Collat
02/16/21 7:20:10 AM
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If you are shitting on people who take care of their bodies, it's 100% jealousy.

Guess people can be arrogant about it, but the same applies to anything.

I like how he lists talking to friends as a hobby. Yeah. I bet nobody who goes to the gym does that.
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The_Creep_2020
02/16/21 7:24:17 AM
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One of the smartest guys at work is built. Like. A. Freaking. Tank.

Collat posted...
If you are shitting on people who take care of their bodies, it's 100% jealousy.

Guess people can be arrogant about it, but the same applies to anything.

I like how he lists talking to friends as a hobby. Yeah. I bet nobody who goes to the gym does that.

Yeah, I dont go to the gym, but I definitely dont get all judgemental about the people who do. Same way I dont get all judgemental about people who dont touch alcohol or caffeine. Its their lifestyle choice, and it aint hurting me.

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KainFourteh
02/16/21 8:03:19 AM
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Hahaha
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fhqwhgads
02/16/21 1:13:53 PM
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Delirious_Beard posted...
literally "while you were _____, i was studying the blade"
Lol good point

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ThyCorndog
02/16/21 1:21:07 PM
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whoever drew that is major coping

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fan357
02/16/21 1:57:56 PM
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They dont know I studied the blade.

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BakonBitz
02/16/21 2:10:45 PM
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Okay, found the full comic. It's a lot more than what I found on Twitter, so make of it what you will.

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/the-wireless/372488/the-pencilsword-revenge-of-the-beach-bod
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