Current Events > Woman is HORRIFIED and needs a MAN after finding TEN of these in her CLOSET!!

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Full Throttle
01/31/21 10:59:39 PM
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Would you still live in this house if you found 10 of these living in there?


A woman was horrified to find TEN of these in her closet as many are calling for her to BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!!

She reached her breaking point when she saw not one but ten of them in there as there is likely now a nest of them

She says she needs a great "pest man" to come save her and spray her apartment asap

She is terrified of spiders and no woman she knows will handle this but needs a big, strong man to take it out for her as her facebook is flooded with recommendations..including FIRE

Would you still live in this house if 10 of these lived in your closet?

https://i.imgur.com/8vKeB2V.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Dw6zknm.jpg
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RetsuZaiZen
01/31/21 11:00:11 PM
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Jesus.

The hell are they surviving off of?

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SSJ2GrimReaper
01/31/21 11:01:08 PM
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Not just any man....she needs a padlox

@dolomedes

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MabusIncarnate
01/31/21 11:02:51 PM
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Burn the house down

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masterbarf
01/31/21 11:04:01 PM
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I'm not too ashamed to admit that I would stay at my mom's house until that situation was taken care of.

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Vampire_Wreath
01/31/21 11:04:05 PM
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She ain't a strong independent woman

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Returning_CEmen
01/31/21 11:04:24 PM
#7:


If I was already living there, yes.
if I just checked into a room and found that, heck no!
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nothanks1
01/31/21 11:05:38 PM
#8:


another misleading title
why is this not trolling?
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Rika_Furude
01/31/21 11:05:50 PM
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if you already own the house, rent an apartment for a while and call pest control

if you are looking to buy it, turn 360 degrees and moonwalk out of there


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Arcanine2009
01/31/21 11:06:43 PM
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I would put them in a jar and release them outside

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SSJ2GrimReaper
01/31/21 11:13:59 PM
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Arcanine2009 posted...
I would put them in a jar and burn the jar down


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Damn_Underscore
01/31/21 11:17:20 PM
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I'm guessing that's Australia

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wackyteen
01/31/21 11:18:01 PM
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Welp, that's their house now. Not mine.

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Damn_Underscore
01/31/21 11:18:40 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
another misleading title
why is this not trolling?

What were you expecting her to find, Playboy magazines?

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Medussa
01/31/21 11:21:01 PM
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Damn_Underscore posted...
I'm guessing that's Australia

i'm pretty sure that's a wolf spider. i see one or two a year here in PA. scare the shit out of me, but they're pretty much harmless otherwise.

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viewmaster_pi
01/31/21 11:24:00 PM
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10 of those in that closet, huh?

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trappedunderice
01/31/21 11:25:29 PM
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At least they're not brown recluse.
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DepreceV2
01/31/21 11:25:36 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Burn the house down

Burn the neighborhood down

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Kingbuffet
01/31/21 11:27:00 PM
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You need to post the source of the information, right now you're stealing material
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pogo_rabid
01/31/21 11:27:03 PM
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That's a wolf spider all right. I had one of them land on my shoulder one time when I grabbed the lawnmower of the shed one summer. I looked over and saw the fucker about 6 inches from my face.

Nearly shat myself. They're not poisonous, just scary as fuck

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DoGCyN
01/31/21 11:29:10 PM
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Yeah I would live there but I'd be hella concerned what is keeping them alive.

I found them inside my shower towels once, 3 of them all clinged into one towel.

I killed them

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voldothegr8
01/31/21 11:29:20 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...
Nearly shat myself. They're not poisonous, just scary as fuck

Venomous, and they are. While they probably won't kill you they can leave a nasty bite.
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Kakapo
01/31/21 11:30:24 PM
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Look like huntsman spiders. Absolutely harmless, but theyre great for killing flies and cockroaches.

These spiders are your friends, theyll just chill on your ceiling or behind picture frames and do their own thing.

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DoGCyN
01/31/21 11:32:43 PM
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Kakapo posted...
These spiders are your friends
Not my friends. They can stay on my balcony their entire lifetime and eat whatever they want, but the second they enter my house,


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Damn_Underscore
01/31/21 11:32:50 PM
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WTF @ spiders. Basically impossible to tell evil ones from good ones if you just ran into one.

At least there's an easy way to tell a milk snake from a coral snake.

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Kakapo
01/31/21 11:33:07 PM
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Ok, on second look its not a huntsman.

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viewmaster_pi
01/31/21 11:33:08 PM
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just crazy to me how the solitary wolf spider was living with 9 others in one closet, wowee

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KogaSteelfang
01/31/21 11:42:33 PM
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Saw the word spider, tried to scroll past the pics but I caught a glimpse of the first one, and... NOPE! I'm getting anxious just seeing that slight glimpse. Spiders set me into fear mode, and I don't know why.

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Shadowplay
01/31/21 11:48:05 PM
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Someone give her the number for Dale's Dead Bug.

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tremain07
01/31/21 11:49:57 PM
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Spider so fucking big it has a health bar

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Rika_Furude
02/01/21 12:04:42 AM
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tremain07 posted...
Spider so fucking big it has a health bar
Named spider with a mana bar

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MabusIncarnate
02/01/21 12:07:05 AM
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Tell Irish Vegy stop harassing duckbear. If he's too dumb to wrap his head around what trolling is maybe he shouldn't open the topics.

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Shablagoo
02/01/21 12:08:25 AM
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Honestly there arent any dangerous spider species in my region of the world so this wouldnt really bother me. Those are some big bois though.

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LostForest
02/01/21 12:19:09 AM
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Full Throttle posted...
She reached her breaking point when she saw not one but ten of them in there as there is likely now a nest of them

Spiders are usually not communal animals and solitary ones like the wolf spider don't nest together.
Also ngl, the photo itself looks kinda iffy. You sure it's not a shoop? Where the source for this anyway?

viewmaster_pi posted...
just crazy to me how the solitary wolf spider was living with 9 others in one closet, wowee

This. I've worked as a pest control tech for 11 years and this is super rare.

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viewmaster_pi
02/01/21 12:21:23 AM
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LostForest posted...
This. I've worked as a pest control tech for 11 years and this extremely rare.
it's so rare that i'm implying it's made up and there's no source for a reason, lol

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electricbugs2
02/01/21 12:24:03 AM
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Never understood peoples fear of spiders.

I kind of get snakes, we have some on the beaches here that are nasty, but unless its a Black Widow, Brown Recluse or Funnel Web, getting bit by a spider is mostly the equivalent of a wasp sting unless your allergic.

Maybe Im just weird though, I went to a bug zoo and had a tarantula crawl on my face as a kid and didnt even flinch.

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viewmaster_pi
02/01/21 12:24:37 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Never understood peoples fear of spiders.
it's a literal meme

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electricbugs2
02/01/21 12:26:05 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
it's a literal meme
I know burn it down is a meme, but nah, Ive met people who literally see a daddy long legs or some other harmless shit, and they go ballistic.

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mybbqrules
02/01/21 12:28:01 AM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
Jesus.

The hell are they surviving off of?
Fear, most likely.

Somebody needs to call John Goodman. He's dealt with an infestation of spiders like those before.

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IfGodCouldDie
02/01/21 12:28:07 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
I know burn it down is a meme, but nah, Ive met people who literally see a daddy long legs or some other harmless shit, and they go ballistic.
My wife is that way. Personally, if a spider sneak attacks me I'll likely jump but if I am aware of the spider I can handle them no problem.

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electricbugs2
02/01/21 12:30:23 AM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
My wife is that way. Personally, if a spider sneak attacks me I'll likely jump but if I am aware of the spider I can handle them no problem.
Yeah when I was living with my ex me and my roommate had to go on spider duty because she would panic and stand on the couch flailing her arms and screaming. As much as I hated seeing her upset, gotta admit her reactions to spiders were absolutely priceless.

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IfGodCouldDie
02/01/21 12:33:03 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Yeah when I was living with my ex me and my roommate had to go on spider duty because she would panic and stand on the couch flailing her arms and screaming. As much as I hated seeing her upset, gotta admit her reactions to spiders were absolutely priceless.
Yea that's how I feel about my wife, whenever she has that reaction to anything else in life it is justified but when it comes to her having that reaction to spiders its just fucking priceless to me.

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viewmaster_pi
02/01/21 12:33:16 AM
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I don't mean internet meme, I mean literal, psycho-social real life meme. Being afraid of bugs is a meme.

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LostForest
02/01/21 1:47:58 AM
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electricbugs2 posted...
Never understood peoples fear of spiders.

I kind of get snakes, we have some on the beaches here that are nasty, but unless its a Black Widow, Brown Recluse or Funnel Web, getting bit by a spider is mostly the equivalent of a wasp sting unless your allergic.

Maybe Im just weird though, I went to a bug zoo and had a tarantula crawl on my face as a kid and didnt even flinch.

I feel ya bro. I was reflecting with my wife today about how my pet tarantula is gonna be 20 this year and I'm really sad cuz he's probably gonna die of old age soon. I was pointing out how absurd it is that a pet spider can outlive other pets like cats and dogs and rats that are super intelligent.

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Damn_Underscore
02/01/21 1:51:55 AM
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If you have a pet spider that's different.

You can't tell at all if a spider is dangerous just from a quick glance at it. It is much easier to classify snakes as dangerous or not than it is big spiders for the most part.

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MrMallard
02/01/21 1:52:12 AM
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So she has wolf spiders? They're harmless, though I understand why she's so freaked out.

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Smackems
02/01/21 1:56:19 AM
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Apparently they eat brown recluses and black widows, which is kinda fucked up

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Lorenzo_2003
02/01/21 1:57:31 AM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
Jesus.

The hell are they surviving off of?

Might want to check if there any small missing children or cats in the neighborhood.

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008Zulu
02/01/21 2:36:39 AM
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Would anyone here like to hold Australia's beer?

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DDirtyDastard
02/01/21 2:42:14 AM
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Capture and sell. There's people out there that would want those suckers as pets.
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