Current Events > Woman is HORRIFIED and needs a MAN after finding TEN of these in her CLOSET!!

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CapnMuffin 02/01/21 2:45:13 AM #52:	RetsuZaiZen posted... Jesus. The hell are they surviving off of? The men she lures there <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:950147600] in Woman is H... [t:79270962]...</cite> <quote>RetsuZaiZen posted... </cite> <quote>Jesus. The hell are they surviving off of?</quote>The men she lures there </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
emagdnE 02/01/21 3:01:45 AM #53:	I have brown recluses in my house and kill them all the time. (Mainly to protect my cats. Although my youngest killed one on her own once.) And some black widows outside. Mostly the ones that reach ground level. The ones that stay in their own little corners near the ceiling I leave alone to kill bugs. Great at dealing with moths (Harmless? Don't care. They're fugly and I hate them.) and mosquitoes. I never joke about spiders. I've seen what those fucking brown recluse bites can do. --- I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy... All right, give me the bomb. -Ultra Magnus <cite>emagdnE posted [p:950147812] in Woman is H... [t:79270962]...</cite> <quote>I have brown recluses in my house and kill them all the time. (Mainly to protect my cats. Although my youngest killed one on her own once.) And some black widows outside. Mostly the ones that reach ground level. The ones that stay in their own little corners near the ceiling I leave alone to kill bugs. Great at dealing with moths (Harmless? Don't care. They're fugly and I hate them.) and mosquitoes. I never joke about spiders. I've seen what those fucking brown recluse bites can do.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DJquackquack 02/01/21 3:04:07 AM #54:	wackyteen posted... Welp, that's their house now. Not mine. https://youtu.be/be_PnMZVTIc --- Sign here to get 3rd Person added to Cyberpunk: http://chng.it/L7HVMJWSz4 <cite>DJquackquack posted [p:950147849] in Woman is H... [t:79270962]...</cite> <quote>wackyteen posted... </cite> <quote>Welp, that's their house now. Not mine.</quote>https://youtu.be/be_PnMZVTIc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 02/01/21 3:07:24 AM #55:	a brown recluse crawled in my hand when i was asleep once, i felt it tickling my palm, and i sort of scratched it with my fingers and inadvertently squeezed the spider. i felt it scurry off and turned on the light and saw one of its legs on my bed while it was limping away. i felt bad, it got squeezed, popped its leg off, and it STILL didn't bite, it just ran at all costs. i usually guide them into bottles and put them outside --- Hammer my bones on the anvil of daylight <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:950147892] in Woman is H... [t:79270962]...</cite> <quote>a brown recluse crawled in my hand when i was asleep once, i felt it tickling my palm, and i sort of scratched it with my fingers and inadvertently squeezed the spider. i felt it scurry off and turned on the light and saw one of its legs on my bed while it was limping away. i felt bad, it got squeezed, popped its leg off, and it STILL didn't bite, it just ran at all costs. i usually guide them into bottles and put them outside </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SolidShadow3 02/01/21 3:14:18 AM #56:	I dont mind spiders, but fuck that. The ones that get caught are dumb and deserve to die; its darwinism. You wanna live here? Know your place: outta site. --- By Odin's beard! <cite>SolidShadow3 posted [p:950147990] in Woman is H... [t:79270962]...</cite> <quote>I dont mind spiders, but fuck that. The ones that get caught are dumb and deserve to die; its darwinism. You wanna live here? Know your place: outta site. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lyrica 02/01/21 3:15:04 AM #57:	Are brown recluses venomous? I would honestly leave the house. I fucking hate spiders. I get intense anxiety just by seeing one. <cite>Lyrica posted [p:950148006] in Woman is H... [t:79270962]...</cite> <quote>Are brown recluses venomous? I would honestly leave the house. I fucking hate spiders. I get intense anxiety just by seeing one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DJquackquack 02/01/21 3:15:41 AM #58:	voldothegr8 posted... Venomous, and they are. While they probably won't kill you they can leave a nasty bite. My cousin got a bad fever from being bit by one, and almost died. I wouldnt mess with one. --- Sign here to get 3rd Person added to Cyberpunk: http://chng.it/L7HVMJWSz4 <cite>DJquackquack posted [p:950148014] in Woman is H... [t:79270962]...</cite> <quote>voldothegr8 posted... </cite> <quote>Venomous, and they are. While they probably won't kill you they can leave a nasty bite.</quote>My cousin got a bad fever from being bit by one, and almost died. I wouldnt mess with one. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 02/01/21 3:17:56 AM #59:	Lyrica posted... Are brown recluses venomous? pretty much all spiders are venomous, but many aren't venomous enough to kill humans. brown recluses rarely kill, but they can cause necrosis at the bite area, which basically kills and rots your skin. --- Hammer my bones on the anvil of daylight <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:950148053] in Woman is H... [t:79270962]...</cite> <quote>Lyrica posted... </cite> <quote>Are brown recluses venomous?</quote>pretty much all spiders are venomous, but many aren't venomous enough to kill humans. brown recluses rarely kill, but they can cause necrosis at the bite area, which basically kills and rots your skin. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zaltera 02/01/21 3:50:45 AM #60:	LostForest posted... I feel ya bro. I was reflecting with my wife today about how my pet tarantula is gonna be 20 this year and I'm really sad cuz he's probably gonna die of old age soon. Wow. I took them in from outside a couple of times but they would slow down and refuse to eat anything before finally dying in well under two years. --- Why is it that he can hit a 3rd baseman on a frozen rope from 300 feet away, but he can't hit a 12 foot tall catcher from 60 feet 6 inches away? -Awesomeo_4000 <cite>Zaltera posted [p:950148457] in Woman is H... [t:79270962]...</cite> <quote>LostForest posted... </cite> <quote>I feel ya bro. I was reflecting with my wife today about how my pet tarantula is gonna be 20 this year and I'm really sad cuz he's probably gonna die of old age soon.</quote> Wow. I took them in from outside a couple of times but they would slow down and refuse to eat anything before finally dying in well under two years. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShineboxPhil 02/01/21 4:12:55 AM #61:	She doesn't need just any man. She needs a real man's man https://youtu.be/4NOzIVWefgo --- YoJoe posted... Offensive jokes should at least be clever and funny. <cite>ShineboxPhil posted [p:950148744] in Woman is H... [t:79270962]...</cite> <quote>She doesn't need just any man. She needs a real man's man https://youtu.be/4NOzIVWefgo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funcoland 02/01/21 4:24:54 AM #62:	DepreceV2 posted... Burn the neighborhood down This, to be honest. Medussa posted... i'm pretty sure that's a wolf spider. i see one or two a year here in PA. scare the shit out of me, but they're pretty much harmless otherwise. I... Don't think so. A wolf spider, at most, gets about is no more than about 2" in diameter. Now maybe it's because I have severe arachnophobia and spiders seem bigger to my brain than they are... But that doesn't look like no 2" spider. electricbugs2 posted... I know burn it down is a meme, but nah, Ive met people who literally see a daddy long legs or some other harmless shit, and they go ballistic. Arachnophobia is a bitch. It's irrational, as fuck... But I have it. --- NNID: MisterNoOne \| PSN: The_Mistled <cite>Funcoland posted [p:950148898] in Woman is H... [t:79270962]...</cite> <quote> DepreceV2 posted... </cite> <quote>Burn the neighborhood down</quote> This, to be honest. Medussa posted... </cite> <quote>i'm pretty sure that's a wolf spider. i see one or two a year here in PA. scare the shit out of me, but they're pretty much harmless otherwise.</quote> I... Don't think so. A wolf spider, at most, gets about is no more than about 2" in diameter. Now maybe it's because I have severe arachnophobia and spiders seem bigger to my brain than they are... But that doesn't look like no 2" spider. electricbugs2 posted... </cite> <quote>I know burn it down is a meme, but nah, Ive met people who literally see a daddy long legs or some other harmless shit, and they go ballistic.</quote> Arachnophobia is a bitch. It's irrational, as fuck... But I have it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lordgold666 02/01/21 7:37:20 AM #65:	MabusIncarnate posted... Burn the house down --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:950151121] in Woman is H... [t:79270962]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>Burn the house down</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TwoBit_Samurai 02/01/21 8:03:35 AM #66:	Spiders and bugs don't get to me, but I once slept on the couch for the night due to a bat getting in my room. I thought it was on the outside of my screen, but when I turned on the light it flipped out and started flying all over my room. A few weeks later there was another bat in my brother's room, and I actually caught it with a baseball glove and shoebox. --- Scarlet Arkard/Yojimbo <cite>TwoBit_Samurai posted [p:950151460] in Woman is H... [t:79270962]...</cite> <quote>Spiders and bugs don't get to me, but I once slept on the couch for the night due to a bat getting in my room. I thought it was on the outside of my screen, but when I turned on the light it flipped out and started flying all over my room. A few weeks later there was another bat in my brother's room, and I actually caught it with a baseball glove and shoebox. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 02/01/21 2:10:59 PM #67:	dolomedes posted... i've called you out on this being a bad take before and you don't wanna hear it, but you're wrong lol i think those two photos depict different spiders. You have time to examine a spider and tell if it venomous or not before it runs away and/or bites you? Pics of safe wolf spider and dangerous hobo spider You'd be able to tell the difference in a matter of seconds? Because most people wouldn't. --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:950161664] in Woman is H... [t:79270962]...</cite> <quote>dolomedes posted... </cite> <quote>i've called you out on this being a bad take before and you don't wanna hear it, but you're wrong lol i think those two photos depict different spiders.</quote> You have time to examine a spider and tell if it venomous or not before it runs away and/or bites you? Pics of safe wolf spider and dangerous hobo spider You'd be able to tell the difference in a matter of seconds? Because most people wouldn't. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OffTempo 02/01/21 2:13:03 PM #68:	Hell nah. Pack what you can and cut your losses. --- Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer." Blade: "Don't do that" <cite>OffTempo posted [p:950161747] in Woman is H... [t:79270962]...</cite> <quote>Hell nah. Pack what you can and cut your losses. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zergrush80 02/01/21 2:28:36 PM #69:	Abandon everything in that closet, seal it off, drywall and paint over it. --- For the Swarm!!!!! <cite>Zergrush80 posted [p:950162261] in Woman is H... [t:79270962]...</cite> <quote>Abandon everything in that closet, seal it off, drywall and paint over it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Machete 02/01/21 2:56:46 PM #73:	WOMAN needs a MAN because SPIDERS! --- Who can @ Mention me? -Nobody- "the final thing that set the mods off was a picture of two lions having sex." -boxington <cite>Machete posted [p:950163297] in Woman is H... [t:79270962]...</cite> <quote>WOMAN needs a MAN because SPIDERS! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 02/01/21 3:00:00 PM #74:	Spiders just want a friend. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:950163398] in Woman is H... [t:79270962]...</cite> <quote>Spiders just want a friend. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 02/01/21 3:07:50 PM #75:	dolomedes posted... addressing the OP, the best arachnologists i've met have all been women XD Is it a wolf spider? I read the topic and dont remember you weighing in. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:950163638] in Woman is H... [t:79270962]...</cite> <quote>dolomedes posted... </cite> <quote>addressing the OP, the best arachnologists i've met have all been women XD</quote>Is it a wolf spider? I read the topic and dont remember you weighing in. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mybbqrules 02/01/21 9:43:23 PM #77:	Graphic footage of horrifying spider attack https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CNSnp9xpXNo --- Twice impeached, one-term President Donald J. Trump: Officially the worst president in American history after his seditious, traitorous acts on Jan 6, 2021. <cite>mybbqrules posted [p:950177177] in Woman is H... [t:79270962]...</cite> <quote>Graphic footage of horrifying spider attack https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CNSnp9xpXNo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Woman is HORRIFIED and needs a MAN after finding TEN of these in her CLOSET!! (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Woman is HORRIFIED and needs a MAN after finding TEN of these in her CLOSET!!