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GGuirao13
01/21/21 12:20:32 PM
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He awoke to discover there were no portraits, only windows.

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Tyranthraxus
01/21/21 12:23:17 PM
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We'd like the baby shoes back.

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IShall_Run_Amok
01/21/21 12:24:14 PM
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After she had killed their parents and cut their older brother clean in two, the sisters decided to join her in the wilderness.

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lilORANG
01/21/21 12:24:24 PM
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His scrotum tasted like fresh minced basil, his rectum like arugula.

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Chicken
01/21/21 12:25:19 PM
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But who was phone?

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Hexenherz
01/21/21 12:25:44 PM
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The effects wore off and he regained consciousness and realized he had done something wrong.

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R1masher
01/21/21 12:25:52 PM
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When there were only one set of footprints, he was carrying you

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eston
01/21/21 12:30:36 PM
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And if you listen closely, on quiet nights just like tonight, you can still hear his penis being ground up in the garbage disposal

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CapnMuffin
01/21/21 12:36:35 PM
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R1masher posted...
When there were only one set of footprints, he was carrying you
A legendary ghost story.
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IShall_Run_Amok
01/21/21 12:58:00 PM
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The insects didn't play as large a role in the movie as the chimpanzee with a razor.

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theAteam
01/21/21 1:03:57 PM
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They were white all over, except for their eyes which were red.

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Kajagogo
01/21/21 1:22:31 PM
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Man door hand hook car door.

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