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LuciferSage 01/19/21 10:26:36 PM #1: |
https://babylonbee.com/news/most-popular-president-in-history-to-be-inaugurated-in-secret-guarded-by-army-behind-12-foot-fence/
""The reason President-elect Biden has to do this is that he's just so incredibly popular," said Don Lemon on CNN. "He has so many rabid fans that they might try to rush the stage as they're overcome with enthusiasm and love for Biden who is by far the most beloved candidate who has ever run for President." In addition to the 12-foot electric fence topped with razor wire and the 30,000 heavily armed soldiers who have been vetted as Democrats, there will be flying drones programmed to target MAGA hats, a platoon of ninjas, and a moat filled with crocodiles dug all the way around the Capitol Building and White House. Biden will then be escorted to a secret underground bunker patrolled by attack choppers where he will give the oath of office in a dark concrete room with all the recording equipment turned off. "This is a slight break in tradition but it's necessary because Biden is just so incredibly popular and loved by the people," said Nancy Pelosi. Sources say that Biden will be brought to an undisclosed location after the inauguration to live out his remaining days peacefully until Kamala Harris's inauguration next week. " In all seriousness though people, be safe tomorrow. --- http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u260/luciferxsage/LxSsigFinal.png pigs we get what pigs deserve... -|\| | |/| ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JigsawTDC 01/19/21 10:33:30 PM #2: |
is anyone here surprised that Whiskey is sharing BabylonBee articles? lol
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LuciferSage 01/19/21 10:55:44 PM #3: |
Is anyone here surprised that TDC is blind to sarcasm? Lol.
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Phantom_Nook 01/19/21 11:51:28 PM #4: |
I wonder why this would be necessary.
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LuciferSage 01/19/21 11:55:24 PM #5: |
Phantom_Nook posted...
I wonder why this would be necessary. Where was this outrage when it happened in Seattle? --- http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u260/luciferxsage/LxSsigFinal.png pigs we get what pigs deserve... -|\| | |/| ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metalsonic66 01/20/21 12:56:05 AM #6: |
LuciferSage posted...
Where was this outrage when it happened in Seattle?lolol --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlackScythe0 01/20/21 12:57:20 AM #7: |
It's cute that the traitors think it's an effective argument.
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Joe_Biden 01/20/21 1:19:28 AM #9: |
LuciferSage posted...
Where was this outrage when it happened in Seattle?one is seattle the other is the capitol building of the federal government of the united states one of these things is not like the other, one of these things is far, far more important. --- "If we were in high school, I'd take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReturnOfFa 01/20/21 1:35:12 AM #10: |
I don't think the Seattle comparison is that great. while CHAZ/CHOP was bad...
the amount of people that got shot over the duration of time it happed was...relatively average for the neighborhood. yes this is still sad and terrible, but it's 4 shootings, 2 deaths over 9 days. and a bunch of whackos trying make an "Autonomous Zone" vs 5 people dead in 1 day. with a bunch of whackos, some with the intent of murder, others with goals of insurrection of the entire federal government (not just some autonomous zone...). I can condemn both but still observe quite the inequality between them, and I can say which one concerns me more. --- girls like my fa ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReturnOfFa 01/20/21 1:38:14 AM #11: |
Plus I mean, in the Seattle situation, not all the people injured were injured by 'radical leftists', but injured by reactionary Proud Boys/other affiliated anti-leftists
https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/man-critically-injured-chop-shooting-says-he-was-victim-racial-attack/ZHXSJZLBEBGSHOUOO3FMWKQGFI/ --- girls like my fa ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReturnOfFa 01/20/21 1:39:40 AM #12: |
As for the wall point you're trying to make, I mean, I get it...THE LEFT DISSES ON WALLS! Well, maybe you're right, maybe this wall won't work. But it sounds like a lot more security than just a wall. Plus, you can do a lot when something is temporary, as opposed to permanent.
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TheOkHornedRat 01/20/21 1:39:44 AM #13: |
people have been spending a lot of time telling everyone how the other side is worse lately.
maybe we all need to do better. --- Dental cleaning with holistic oils. f***ing juveniles. -Sunny ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReturnOfFa 01/20/21 1:41:34 AM #14: |
Also, I can't find sources for any of the quotes from that article you posted. I can't find videos, or those sentences literally anywhere else.
"This is a slight break in tradition but it's necessary because Biden is just so incredibly popular and loved by the people," said Nancy Pelosi. Like, dude. I also dislike Pelosi. A lot. But this quote is beyond sus. --- girls like my fa ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReturnOfFa 01/20/21 1:43:34 AM #15: |
TheOkHornedRat posted...
people have been spending a lot of time telling everyone how the other side is worse lately.I do think a lot of people on 'either side' of the political divide do do a lot of conversation that contains too many insults. If you have bothered to talk to someone, you shouldn't insult their intelligence. But I hope that it's OK if I disagree with someone, or point out things I don't think are true. I try not to bring in petty insults. I think if people care about discourse, it's better to try and ignore the more inflammatory responses people give. Or respond nicely and patiently if possible. --- girls like my fa ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IronBornCorps 01/20/21 1:43:53 AM #16: |
Inaugurated in secret...featuring Lady Gaga and Garth Brooks!
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ReturnOfFa 01/20/21 1:43:58 AM #17: |
Whiskey, do u watch Jimmy Dore? My roommate likes him a lot.
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Metalsonic66 01/20/21 1:46:49 AM #18: |
IronBornCorps posted...
Inaugurated in secret...featuring Lady Gaga and Garth Brooks!lol hush hush this is a secret --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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shadowsword87 01/20/21 1:47:32 AM #19: |
ReturnOfFa posted...
Also, I can't find sources for any of the quotes from that article you posted. I can't find videos, or those sentences literally anywhere else. It's... a sarcasm website my dude: https://babylonbee.com/news/horrified-trump-learns-what-happened-to-last-guy-who-called-himself-king-of-the-jews ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IronBornCorps 01/20/21 1:49:17 AM #20: |
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shadowsword87 01/20/21 1:50:11 AM #21: |
God imagine them putting that on pay-per-view, the raw amount of money made.
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JigsawTDC 01/20/21 2:02:32 AM #22: |
BabylonBee is satire for conservatives which is why it inherently is always less funny than other satire websites like The Onion, Hard Times, McSweeney's, or Reductress.
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Joe_Biden 01/20/21 2:47:46 AM #23: |
the best thing about this thread was fa taking it seriously
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ReturnOfFa 01/20/21 2:49:22 AM #24: |
Yooooooooooo
smoke weed --- girls like my fa ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeoSioType 01/20/21 9:38:24 AM #25: |
No recording equipment? Maybe not live but they can still broadcast it with a greenscreen or something?
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adjl 01/20/21 11:49:11 AM #26: |
ReturnOfFa posted...
Also, I can't find sources for any of the quotes from that article you posted. I can't find videos, or those sentences literally anywhere else. You have fallen into the Sar Chasm. You hear a persistent whooshing noise somewhere over your head. Exits are N and S. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ReturnOfFa 01/20/21 11:51:37 AM #27: |
adjl posted...
You have fallen into the Sar Chasm. You hear a persistent whooshing noise somewhere over your head. Exits are N and S.*digs deeper* --- girls like my fa ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Clench281 01/20/21 11:53:46 AM #28: |
ReturnOfFa posted...
vs 5 people dead in 1 day. And when you say 1 day, those deaths were due to ~4 hours of activity, making it even more concentrated violence --- Take me for what I am -- who I was meant to be. And if you give a damn, take me baby, or leave me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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adjl 01/20/21 11:55:48 AM #29: |
Clench281 posted...
And when you say 1 day, those deaths were due to ~4 hours of activity, making it even more concentrated violence I had to laugh when Zeb brought out that comparison graphic that cited something like 20 shooting deaths associated with BLM protests over 7 months versus 1 shooting death in four hours at the Capitol, attempting to portray the BLM protests as being more violent and terrible than the Capitol attack. Apparently concentration/density is a hard concept for some people to grasp. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlackScythe0 01/20/21 12:00:50 PM #30: |
It doesn't seem very secret to me.
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kukukupo 01/20/21 12:02:17 PM #31: |
This isn't anything new, people.
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-inauguration-protests/violence-flares-in-washington-during-trump-inauguration-idUSKBN1540J7 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGUCq5fpMGo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr0i6piW_ak ... Copied to Clipboard!
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