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MrKapowski
01/18/21 5:14:00 PM
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Also my kiddo: "no I will not drop any of my loot. I NEED those 3 dragon bones, 3 dragon scales, 7 full sets of Elven armor, my steel cuffed boots, steel chest piece, steel shield, steel great sword AND longsword, 300 arrows even tho I don't have a bow..."

Me: ok, have fun snail walking back to civilization

Kiddo:

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Shotgunnova
01/18/21 5:15:33 PM
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You should show him how to make magical Conjuration weapons. That way, he can have things to suit his combat needs and he'll stop picking up generic trash that even Belethor puts on the discount rack.

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Lordgold666
01/18/21 5:18:00 PM
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lol

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Back_Stabbath
01/18/21 5:20:35 PM
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DrizztLink
01/18/21 5:23:35 PM
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DoGCyN
01/18/21 5:24:21 PM
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MrKapowski posted...
7 full sets of Elven armor
dayum

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s0nicfan
01/18/21 5:26:05 PM
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You should show him how to restoration loop at Whiterun so he can give himself infinite of whatever stat he wants.

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SteveNasti
01/18/21 5:27:45 PM
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I feel like if I ever stupidly have a kid, I'd hope he or she would be like that XD

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monkmith
01/18/21 5:30:08 PM
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tell him to bring lydia next time, she's sworn to carry his burdens after all...

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MrKapowski
01/18/21 5:42:48 PM
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SteveNasti posted...
I feel like if I ever stupidly have a kid, I'd hope he or she would be like that XD

Shut the fuck up

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SteveNasti
01/18/21 5:43:21 PM
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MrKapowski posted...
Shut the fuck up
Uh

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MrKapowski
01/18/21 5:43:22 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Arrows don't have weight tho

And?

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Dorfmann_
01/18/21 5:54:12 PM
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My wife once frantically called me at work because my 6 year old was stuck in Skyrim. I could hear him wailing in the background. Apparently, the game autosaved on him after he attacked a guard or something. He thought his save was eternally stuck in an infinite-death gameplay loop. Poor kids life was just over in that moment.
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Naysaspace
01/18/21 5:58:11 PM
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I'm calling child services on you

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LincolnDuncan
01/18/21 6:00:02 PM
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monkmith posted...
tell him to bring lydia next time, she's sworn to carry his burdens after all...

Seriously. This. And you don't even have to worry about their weight limits either, you just talk to them tell them to do something "pick up that ____" and they'll pick it up no matter the weight.

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MrKapowski
01/18/21 6:02:48 PM
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LincolnDuncan posted...
Seriously. This. And you don't even have to worry about their weight limits either, you just talk to them tell them to do something "pick up that ____" and they'll pick it up no matter the weight.

Yeah, I've already been through that with her. She doesn't like followers

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MrKapowski
01/18/21 6:03:27 PM
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Dorfmann_ posted...
My wife once frantically called me at work because my 6 year old was stuck in Skyrim. I could hear him wailing in the background. Apparently, the game autosaved on him after he attacked a guard or something. He thought his save was eternally stuck in an infinite-death gameplay loop. Poor kids life was just over in that moment.

Lmao

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Frizzurd
01/18/21 6:05:43 PM
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Lucky kid, I wish my dad/stepdad liked videogames.

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MrKapowski
01/18/21 6:07:00 PM
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Frizzurd posted...
Lucky kid, I wish my dad/stepdad liked videogames.



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DuneMan
01/19/21 5:54:37 AM
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MrKapowski posted...
7 full sets of Elven armor
Were they all true Elven armor, or were they the Light version worn by Thalmor patrols(defense rating and gold value of Leather).

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MrKapowski
01/19/21 7:28:21 AM
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DuneMan posted...
Were they all true Elven armor, or were they the Light version worn by Thalmor patrols(defense rating and gold value of Leather).

don't know where she got them

The chestpieces have 29 armor

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Try_Another___
01/19/21 7:41:48 AM
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Does skyrim have a perk that lets you fast travel while encumbered? I cant remember. I know fallout new vegas does

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DuneMan
01/19/21 11:07:39 AM
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Try_Another___ posted...
Does skyrim have a perk that lets you fast travel while encumbered?
Nope. But you can still travel while on horseback, IIRC. It's just that the vanilla horses for purchase are TERRIBLE. 1,000 gold a pop, die if caught in a light breeze, and have a maniacal temperament that far exceeds their abilities.

Shadowmere or Arvak are decent enough though. The former is hard to kill, and respawns from the dead should it die. The latter is already dead and can be summoned when needed.

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The Trent
01/19/21 11:09:13 AM
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i like this TC guy

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Zikten
01/19/21 11:14:25 AM
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not entirely the same but this reminds me of when I had a nighttime job in the early 2000s, and was sleeping during the day. My sister was at my computer just outside my room and around the corner. She suddenly yells my name and wakes me up. I get up and she couldn't find her way out of the tiny courtyard at the beginning of Morrowind. Its just 2 doors and a barrel with a magic ring in it. You are supposed to walk in from one door, pick up the ring then exit in the other door. She somehow kept getting turned around and going back to the way she came from. I was pretty annoyed to get woken up for that
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The Trent
01/19/21 11:15:22 AM
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yeah that was not entirely the same

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DrizztLink
01/19/21 11:19:18 AM
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MrKapowski
01/19/21 11:19:31 AM
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The Trent posted...
i like this TC guy

Aw shucks

Btw @DuneMan I asked her this morning where she got all the armor, and I quote "I took em off those imperial elf jerks. They had some poor cat guy as a prisoner and when i talked to him they attacked me so i killed them all".

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MrKapowski
01/19/21 11:20:01 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
Why bring up the arrows?

I thought it really highlighted the issue at hand

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Khajiit
01/19/21 11:20:53 AM
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MrKapowski posted...
Aw shucks

Btw @DuneMan I asked her this morning where she got all the armor, and I quote "I took em off those imperial elf jerks. They had some poor cat guy as a prisoner and when i talked to him they attacked me so i killed them all".
Khajiit is thankful towards your daughter.

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kingdrake2
01/19/21 11:22:22 AM
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DuneMan posted...
Arvak


shadowmere is the only true good horse.
i dislike arvak he died in a swamp.
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The_Korey
01/19/21 11:24:50 AM
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MrKapowski posted...
"hey daddy come help I'm stuck!"

Frizzurd posted...
Lucky kid, I wish my dad/stepdad liked videogames.

Porn kulture was a mistake.

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MrKapowski
01/19/21 11:25:21 AM
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Khajiit posted...
Khajiit is thankful towards your daughter.



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DuneMan
01/19/21 11:25:34 AM
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MrKapowski posted...
They had some poor cat guy as a prisoner and when i talked to him they attacked me so i killed them all".
Modded game? There shouldn't be Khajiit prisoners. If anything the Thalmor are more likely to hire Khajiit, sending them after Malborn and the player.

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SquirtleSkwad
01/19/21 11:25:57 AM
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MrKapowski posted...
Me: ok, have fun snail walking back to civilization
I did this with New Vegas with that insane amount of gold bars.

Totally against the point of the DLC, but fuck it.

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MrKapowski
01/19/21 11:27:15 AM
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DuneMan posted...
Modded game? There shouldn't be Khajiit prisoners. If anything the Thalmor are more likely to hire Khajiit, sending them after Malborn and the player.

Dunno, I didn't see it happen. She's playing on Xbox, mod free. And its entirely possible she meant something else, she was distracted when we were talking.

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MrKapowski
01/19/21 11:27:47 AM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
I did this with New Vegas with that insane amount of gold bars.

Totally against the point of the DLC, but fuck it.

Same lol

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SpaceBear_
01/19/21 11:28:44 AM
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Tell kid to stop being a whiny brat and lose the excess weight. He has a duty to Skyrim and her people.

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MrToothHasYou
01/19/21 11:30:13 AM
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I had a girlfriend who went through the first big dungeon (the barrows on the mountain by Riverwood, where you get the golden dragon claw) and slow-waddled her way all the way from there back to Whiterun because she was convinced there just *had* to be some use for all the linen wraps shed picked up in the dungeon. They wouldnt be there if there wasnt a reason for them!

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DrizztLink
01/19/21 11:32:21 AM
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MrToothHasYou posted...
I had a girlfriend who went through the first big dungeon (the barrows on the mountain by Riverwood, where you get the golden dragon claw) and slow-waddled her way all the way from there back to Whiterun because she was convinced there just *had* to be some use for all the linen wraps shed picked up in the dungeon. They wouldnt be there if there wasnt a reason for them!
It took me WEEKS to convince my roommate that he needed to prioritize some things over others.

Went all in once he did though, he had a giant weight-to-price ratio thing written down on his whiteboard.

I didn't even know he could do math.

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Hayame Zero
01/19/21 11:33:27 AM
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My best friend's kid was playing Battlefront 2 the other day. There's space combat, and planetside combat. He wanted to fly to a planet he saw in the distance, but it's just background. He couldn't comprehend these were two separate parts of the game.

He was so mad lol

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DuneMan
01/19/21 11:35:49 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
he had a giant weight-to-price ratio thing written down on his whiteboard.
I just eyeball it, 10 gold per pound at level 1, increase that amount every 10 levels or so. So at level 30 you'd want things worth at least 40 gold per pound, etc. Once you hit 50+ and money is overabundant you can up it to 1,000 gold per pound.

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Seaman_Prime
01/19/21 11:55:41 AM
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SquirtleSkwad posted...
I did this with New Vegas with that insane amount of gold bars.

Totally against the point of the DLC, but fuck it.
This except you find the nearest dead body, put all the gold bars in it, and just drag it to your nearest safehouse lol. Fuck you Dead Money I learned nothing
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DrizztLink
01/19/21 11:58:25 AM
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Seaman_Prime posted...
This except you find the nearest dead body, put all the gold bars in it, and just drag it to your nearest safehouse lol. Fuck you Dead Money I learned nothing
I just teleported to my crib in OWB.

Then I can take them out one or two at a time to sell.

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