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Socrawheeze 01/18/21 10:51:01 AM #1:	Yeesh. I can't even really post it it's aged that poorly. A lot of rape, racism, and child abuse jokes jesus Like a lot I'll post ones that are funny and inoffensive "Look, those are some tasty eggs. And frankly, I can afford them." Zach Braff on the endangered California condor "It's sad; he still owes me $20." Zach Braff on Heath Ledger's death "I mean, Im a writer, actor, AND director. Not to rock the boat or anything, but compare that to a carpenter and, in the end, who is the better man?" Zach Braff on Jesus "Im not the kind of person who digs through things other people have thrown away." Zach Braff on adoption. "Well, I mean they lost both parents. That's just careless." Zach Braff on orphans. oh zach. oh late 2000s humor. one of you has aged better than the other <cite>Socrawheeze posted [p:949637920] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>Yeesh. I can't even really post it it's aged that poorly. A lot of rape, racism, and child abuse jokes jesus Like a lot I'll post ones that are funny and inoffensive <quote>"Look, those are some tasty eggs. And frankly, I can afford them."</quote>Zach Braff on the endangered California condor <quote>"It's sad; he still owes me $20."</quote>Zach Braff on Heath Ledger's death <quote>"I mean, Im a writer, actor, AND director. Not to rock the boat or anything, but compare that to a carpenter and, in the end, who is the better man?"</quote>Zach Braff on Jesus <quote>"Im not the kind of person who digs through things other people have thrown away."</quote>Zach Braff on adoption. <quote>"Well, I mean they lost both parents. That's just careless."</quote>Zach Braff on orphans. oh zach. oh late 2000s humor. one of you has aged better than the other </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 01/18/21 10:52:15 AM #2:	Still better than Garden State. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:949637956] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>Still better than Garden State.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 01/18/21 10:52:30 AM #3:	I think Thom Yorke said those first --- #FeelTheBern https://imgur.com/q5z4CUu https://imgur.com/6B9oFXh https://imgur.com/sy42Dlf <cite>lilORANG posted [p:949637964] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>I think Thom Yorke said those first</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 01/18/21 10:52:43 AM #4:	reminds me of the edgy jokes some people would make in high school --- The pamphlet on First Life contains 93 lies and 7 truths. The truths don't provide any answers. <cite>g0ldie posted [p:949637969] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>reminds me of the edgy jokes some people would make in high school </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Garreyn 01/18/21 10:53:17 AM #5:	Socrawheeze posted... "Im not the kind of person who digs through things other people have thrown away." Zach Braff on adoption. Lmaooo --- New jack doesn't consider it a blade job. He just considers it busting you the **** open. - JustinRA <cite>Garreyn posted [p:949637988] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>Socrawheeze posted... </cite> <quote>"Im not the kind of person who digs through things other people have thrown away." Zach Braff on adoption.</quote> Lmaooo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pogo_Marimo 01/18/21 10:53:43 AM #6:	He can't keep getting away with this! --- 'Cause you know that I have no fear, ain't gonna walk into the river and disappear. I'm gonna be a powerful man. Red blood running down the broken sand. <cite>Pogo_Marimo posted [p:949638002] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>He can't keep getting away with this! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
krazychao5 01/18/21 10:54:02 AM #7:	i mean, they're funny in their contexts lol --- https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/bigllama?type=posted <cite>krazychao5 posted [p:949638013] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>i mean, they're funny in their contexts lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 01/18/21 10:54:33 AM #8:	https://twitter.com/zachbraff/status/483390102375108608/photo/1 --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:949638035] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>https://twitter.com/zachbraff/status/483390102375108608/photo/1 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 01/18/21 10:55:29 AM #9:	I forgot he existed. --- Welcome home, shed your skin and expose your bones. Take my hand, follow us into the black so far that we can't get back. <cite>Error1355 posted [p:949638058] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>I forgot he existed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Socrawheeze 01/18/21 10:56:24 AM #10:	"I wouldnt say Im bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, Id say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this. Zach Braff on the size of his penis "By then I realized, fuck Im Zack Braff, I shouldnt have to wipe my own ass Zach Braff on hiring a maid "Is 'Garden State' the next 'Citizen Kane'? Of course not. I'd like to think we aimed a little higher than that, frankly." - Zach Braff "I knew I'd made it big as an actor when he was shaking just being in my presence." - Zach Braff on Michael J. Fox <cite>Socrawheeze posted [p:949638084] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote><quote>"I wouldnt say Im bigger than Jesus. If I had to guess, Id say probably, yeah, but as far as I know, the bible is never clear on this. </quote> Zach Braff on the size of his penis <quote>"By then I realized, fuck Im Zack Braff, I shouldnt have to wipe my own ass </quote> Zach Braff on hiring a maid <quote>"Is 'Garden State' the next 'Citizen Kane'? Of course not. I'd like to think we aimed a little higher than that, frankly." </quote>- Zach Braff <quote>"I knew I'd made it big as an actor when he was shaking just being in my presence." </quote>- Zach Braff on Michael J. Fox </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
refmon 01/18/21 10:57:27 AM #11:	Error1355 posted... I forgot he existed. --- If you read this signature, then that meant that I had control of what you read for 5 SECONDS!! <cite>refmon posted [p:949638123] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>Error1355 posted... </cite> <quote>I forgot he existed.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 01/18/21 10:58:31 AM #12:	lold at the adoption one >_> --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:949638161] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>lold at the adoption one >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aressar 01/18/21 11:00:59 AM #13:	Socrawheeze posted... "Well, I mean they lost both parents. That's just careless." Zach Braff on orphans. I suspect he took this one from a similar quote from Oscar Wilde's The Importance Of Being Earnest. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls. <cite>Aressar posted [p:949638230] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>Socrawheeze posted... </cite> <quote>"Well, I mean they lost both parents. That's just careless." Zach Braff on orphans.</quote> I suspect he took this one from a similar quote from Oscar Wilde's The Importance Of Being Earnest. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LastTomorrow 01/18/21 11:01:22 AM #14:	Other than Scrubs he had a few failed tv shows and less than 5 movies. No, he is not bigger --- Waffle, waffle, waffle <cite>LastTomorrow posted [p:949638247] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>Other than Scrubs he had a few failed tv shows and less than 5 movies. No, he is not bigger </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Socrawheeze 01/18/21 11:02:14 AM #15:	Those are all the ones I can find that don't involve rape, racism, child abuse <cite>Socrawheeze posted [p:949638268] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>Those are all the ones I can find that don't involve rape, racism, child abuse </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 01/18/21 11:08:24 AM #16:	How bad do the child abuse ones get? We've already seen Zach Braff admonish orphans for losing both of their parents. --- Make it through this year, if it kills you outright. Now Playing: Persona 5, Minecraft, Hyrule Warriors <cite>MrMallard posted [p:949638478] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>How bad do the child abuse ones get? We've already seen Zach Braff admonish orphans for losing both of their parents. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Simp 01/18/21 11:12:10 AM #17:	Aressar posted... I suspect he took this one from a similar quote from Oscar Wilde's The Importance Of Being Earnest. "To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde fans represent --- Faceless goofus in a sea of alts <cite>Simp posted [p:949638600] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>Aressar posted... </cite> <quote>I suspect he took this one from a similar quote from Oscar Wilde's The Importance Of Being Earnest.</quote>"To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness." Oscar Wilde fans represent </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 01/18/21 11:13:21 AM #18:	They clearly seem to be jokes. Edgy jokes, but told at a time when dead baby jokes were all the rage so.... eeeh, I guess. --- https://imgur.com/BGbZK <cite>Funkydog posted [p:949638641] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>They clearly seem to be jokes. Edgy jokes, but told at a time when dead baby jokes were all the rage so.... eeeh, I guess. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Socrawheeze 01/18/21 11:13:51 AM #19:	They're not actually Zach braff quotes guys <cite>Socrawheeze posted [p:949638652] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>They're not actually Zach braff quotes guys </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog 01/18/21 11:15:21 AM #20:	Socrawheeze posted... They're not actually Zach braff quotes guys No, no. It's on the internet, therefore it's fact. --- https://imgur.com/BGbZK <cite>Funkydog posted [p:949638710] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>Socrawheeze posted... </cite> <quote>They're not actually Zach braff quotes guys</quote>No, no. It's on the internet, therefore it's fact. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 01/18/21 11:16:11 AM #21:	Socrawheeze posted... They're not actually Zach braff quotes guys Stop protecting him. ~~bruh we know~~ --- Make it through this year, if it kills you outright. Now Playing: Persona 5, Minecraft, Hyrule Warriors <cite>MrMallard posted [p:949638736] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>Socrawheeze posted... </cite> <quote>They're not actually Zach braff quotes guys</quote>Stop protecting him. bruh we know </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BobLoblaw_ 01/18/21 11:16:48 AM #22:	Socrawheeze posted... They're not actually Zach braff quotes guys What?! --- http://bob-loblaws-law-blog.blogspot.com/ <cite>BobLoblaw_ posted [p:949638752] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>Socrawheeze posted... </cite> <quote>They're not actually Zach braff quotes guys</quote>What?! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 01/18/21 11:17:06 AM #23:	obviously zach braff isn't this funny --- i'm Trent B and i get respect your cash and your jewelry is what i expect <cite>The Trent posted [p:949638761] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>obviously zach braff isn't this funny </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArchNemo 01/18/21 11:17:27 AM #24:	MrMallard posted... Stop protecting him. ~~bruh we know~~ At least one person in this topic doesn't. <cite>ArchNemo posted [p:949638769] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>MrMallard posted... </cite> <quote>Stop protecting him. bruh we know</quote> At least one person in this topic doesn't. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Socrawheeze 01/18/21 11:17:32 AM #25:	MrMallard posted... Stop protecting him. ~~bruh we know~~ Some of you didn't seem to know <cite>Socrawheeze posted [p:949638774] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>MrMallard posted... </cite> <quote>Stop protecting him. bruh we know</quote>Some of you didn't seem to know </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Brilliant 01/18/21 11:17:41 AM #26:	Do we need a snopes for gamefaqs posts? Someone get on that. --- Shining like the sun <cite>Brilliant posted [p:949638780] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>Do we need a snopes for gamefaqs posts? Someone get on that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 01/18/21 11:19:48 AM #27:	These were the edgy jokes people moved on to when they got tired of Chuck Norris jokes. --- Welcome home, shed your skin and expose your bones. Take my hand, follow us into the black so far that we can't get back. <cite>Error1355 posted [p:949638840] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>These were the edgy jokes people moved on to when they got tired of Chuck Norris jokes. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ArchNemo 01/18/21 11:24:17 AM #29:	I don't care what anyone says, some of these are still pretty funny. I don't know why edgy became a synonym for bad. <cite>ArchNemo posted [p:949638988] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>I don't care what anyone says, some of these are still pretty funny. I don't know why edgy became a synonym for bad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Socrawheeze 01/18/21 11:25:20 AM #30:	ArchNemo posted... I don't care what anyone says, some of these are still pretty funny. I don't know why edgy became a synonym for bad. Some are funny, yeah. But not the child rape or Hitler ones <cite>Socrawheeze posted [p:949639020] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>ArchNemo posted... </cite> <quote>I don't care what anyone says, some of these are still pretty funny. I don't know why edgy became a synonym for bad.</quote> Some are funny, yeah. But not the child rape or Hitler ones </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fizaga 01/18/21 11:25:45 AM #31:	I don't get the fuss, they're pretty tame as far as edgy or dark humour goes. Try some Frankie Boyle. --- DS - (ix) I helped with a game: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/world-war-b/id1096584665 <cite>Fizaga posted [p:949639032] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>I don't get the fuss, they're pretty tame as far as edgy or dark humour goes. Try some Frankie Boyle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Trent 01/18/21 11:27:14 AM #32:	handwringing is CE's favorite pastime --- i'm Trent B and i get respect your cash and your jewelry is what i expect <cite>The Trent posted [p:949639063] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>handwringing is CE's favorite pastime </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArchNemo 01/18/21 11:27:42 AM #33:	Socrawheeze posted... Some are funny, yeah. But not the child rape or Hitler ones Agreed, but people act like they're all bad just because they're edgy. <cite>ArchNemo posted [p:949639083] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>Socrawheeze posted... </cite> <quote>Some are funny, yeah. But not the child rape or Hitler ones</quote> Agreed, but people act like they're all bad just because they're edgy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 01/18/21 11:31:50 AM #34:	Socrawheeze posted... They're not actually Zach braff quotes guys how dare you do this to us! --- The pamphlet on First Life contains 93 lies and 7 truths. The truths don't provide any answers. <cite>g0ldie posted [p:949639211] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>Socrawheeze posted... </cite> <quote>They're not actually Zach braff quotes guys</quote>how dare you do this to us! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Socrawheeze 01/18/21 11:32:54 AM #35:	g0ldie posted... how dare you do this to us! <cite>Socrawheeze posted [p:949639241] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>g0ldie posted... </cite> <quote>how dare you do this to us!</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Background_Guy 01/18/21 11:33:21 AM #36:	ArchNemo posted... I don't care what anyone says, some of these are still pretty funny. I don't know why edgy became a synonym for bad. People have gotten a lot more conservative when it comes to humor <cite>Background_Guy posted [p:949639260] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>ArchNemo posted... </cite> <quote>I don't care what anyone says, some of these are still pretty funny. I don't know why edgy became a synonym for bad.</quote> People have gotten a lot more conservative when it comes to humor </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 01/18/21 11:34:10 AM #37:	--- The pamphlet on First Life contains 93 lies and 7 truths. The truths don't provide any answers. <cite>g0ldie posted [p:949639293] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Socrawheeze 01/18/21 11:35:04 AM #38:	g0ldie posted... lmao i was looking for that one actually but i could only find it attached to a zach braff slavery quote <cite>Socrawheeze posted [p:949639319] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>g0ldie posted... </cite> <quote></quote>lmao i was looking for that one actually but i could only find it attached to a zach braff slavery quote </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
g0ldie 01/18/21 11:40:13 AM #39:	lol, that used to be in my sig for a while, and this topic reminded me of it --- The pamphlet on First Life contains 93 lies and 7 truths. The truths don't provide any answers. <cite>g0ldie posted [p:949639477] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>lol, that used to be in my sig for a while, and this topic reminded me of it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 01/18/21 11:45:50 AM #40:	g0ldie posted... reminds me of the edgy jokes some people would make in high school Well this is from a time when the internet was less mainstream and dominated by teenagers lol --- https://imgur.com/vDci4hD <cite>Ivynn posted [p:949639650] in Remember Z... [t:79245931]...</cite> <quote>g0ldie posted... </cite> <quote>reminds me of the edgy jokes some people would make in high school</quote> Well this is from a time when the internet was less mainstream and dominated by teenagers lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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