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DJquackquack
01/18/21 1:10:24 AM
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Like can a housecat actually hurt an adult human if it gets agitated?
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viewmaster_pi
01/18/21 1:10:41 AM
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you mean like a neko?

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pogo_rabid
01/18/21 1:11:19 AM
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They got dirty ass disgusting claws. Them shits will get you infected with all the feces they walk in.

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EmbraceOfDeath
01/18/21 1:11:21 AM
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If they bite you you might get a serious infection, but otherwise no.

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Irony
01/18/21 1:11:43 AM
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Yes

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Duncanwii
01/18/21 1:12:05 AM
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What have you been doing that would require this question?
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yunalenne10
01/18/21 1:12:24 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1zVUnGNZls

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DJquackquack
01/18/21 1:28:12 AM
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Irony posted...


Yes
Holy crap!!!
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The_Creep_2020
01/18/21 1:29:12 AM
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Cat scratch fever?

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SteveNasti
01/18/21 1:31:10 AM
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You just give them a lil kiss on the nose is a

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Flockaveli
01/18/21 1:31:23 AM
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I got a fingernail scratched out by one when I was young and it got infected soon after. Healed up perfectly but it was scary and very painful.

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BloodMoon7
01/18/21 1:31:48 AM
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I had a really aggressive cat as my first pet. Don't be fooled, they are killers. And I say this as a cat person. Respect their personal space. And keep your face away.

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Garioshi
01/18/21 1:32:35 AM
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Cats will fuck you up if they want to

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DJquackquack
01/18/21 1:37:14 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
I had a really aggressive cat as my first pet. Don't be fooled, they are killers. And I say this as a cat person. Respect their personal space. And keep your face away.
I think cats are cute, but I cant vibe with dat attitude. (Tho the chubby gentle ones are nice)
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Yazarogi
01/18/21 1:50:57 AM
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Someone post the video of the guy opening a PS4 and the cat randomly attacking him for no reason, it fucked his ass up and nearly tore his ear off.

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DJquackquack
01/18/21 2:02:12 AM
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cuh posted...
Yea they can turn into little terrors:

https://youtu.be/pFULjTnbPYc
Man, her bf gave absolutely zero f***s.
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Yazarogi
01/18/21 2:08:12 AM
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Here's the vid with aftermath

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asb2Y1FZugs

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kingdrake2
01/18/21 2:09:50 AM
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Garioshi posted...
Cats will fuck you up if they want to


have to do something to piss them off :(.
even just by being there gets them to do that.

i was unfortunate enough not to get clawed up by the cat as long as i didn't pick her up.
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DJquackquack
01/18/21 2:12:30 AM
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Yazarogi posted...
Here's the vid with aftermath

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asb2Y1FZugs
Yeah that cat would have to find a new home after that.
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Shotgunnova
01/18/21 2:27:54 AM
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If you're scratched, it just means the cat can sense your malice as a Sleepwalker vampire.

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pogo_rabid
01/18/21 2:31:18 AM
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DJquackquack posted...
Yeah that cat would have to find a new home after that.

You're kind.

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pogo_rabid
01/18/21 2:33:20 AM
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wbloechel posted...
Yes, I've owned several cats that can fuck up a humans day.


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ForsakenHermit
01/18/21 2:35:01 AM
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Normally whenever they get angry they just give you a bite or scratch and run away.

At least in my experience.

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
01/18/21 2:38:04 AM
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People who get injured from cats would die from Chucky the killer doll
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BloodMoon7
01/18/21 2:40:37 AM
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Spooking posted...
Somebody on YouTube was doing a video on weird deaths, and one of was of an old woman who died in her home and her cat(s) started to eat her. He did some research and it said that cats will run away if you shoo them off if they did that to you, but if you are dead they'll keep biting and then eventually start to eat you.
Tbf a lot of carnivores animals will probably chew at a fresh corpse.

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Shablagoo
01/18/21 2:42:03 AM
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DJquackquack posted...
Man, her bf gave absolutely zero f***s.

*completely ignores her repeated cries for help*
Ok, youre bleeding, who cares?

lol

At least the other cat tried to defend her.

Yazarogi posted...
Here's the vid with aftermath

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asb2Y1FZugs

An exs cat bit me on the head like that one time when I put my face close to the ground. Thankfully she was pretty old so I didnt get injured as bad as that guy. But man if she had bit me just an inch or so to the left she could have fucked my eye up.

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DJquackquack
01/18/21 3:13:51 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
You're kind.
I am indeed. But that dont mean Ill put up with an animal that could harm me or my family.
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pogo_rabid
01/18/21 3:23:35 AM
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DJquackquack posted...
I am indeed. But that dont mean Ill put up with an animal that could harm me or my family.
I'm torn, actually...

Maybe not so kind, subjecting another family to the cat.

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DJquackquack
01/18/21 3:28:08 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
I'm torn, actually...

Maybe not so kind, subjecting another family to the cat.
No offense but, whatever it is youre doing, youre not doing it very well.
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pogo_rabid
01/18/21 3:29:19 AM
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Sorry, i'll practice more.

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Shablagoo
01/18/21 3:29:22 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
I'm torn

We talking physically or figuratively?

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pogo_rabid
01/18/21 3:29:41 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
We talking physically or figuratively?
I'd have it put down

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Aki_Sora
01/18/21 3:31:06 AM
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Their attack don't make you cut your hair and leg.

Dog lick can get you cut your hand and leg
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Yazarogi
01/18/21 12:51:06 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
If you're scratched, it just means the cat can sense your malice as a Sleepwalker vampire.

Lowkey, best comment in the thread

but seriously fuck evil cats both real and imaginary. (Sleepwalkers are totally cats)

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ZeroX91
01/18/21 12:53:32 PM
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Toxoplasmosis
https://youtu.be/I47floRRAFs

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Bad_Mojo
01/18/21 12:54:56 PM
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Yeah, they could harm a lot of humans if they wanted to. They couldn't kill you, but they could really bloody you up

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Ving_Rhames
01/18/21 12:55:37 PM
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The Trent
01/18/21 12:56:25 PM
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this is why you always attack cats first

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IShall_Run_Amok
01/18/21 1:08:19 PM
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I once fed a tiny kitten a piece of meat, and it didn't wait for it to fall from my hand before it tore into it. Took a while for it to stop bleeding.

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SPE
01/18/21 1:10:48 PM
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DJquackquack posted...
Like can a housecat actually hurt an adult human if it gets agitated?

yes, their can gouge an eye out with their claws, theyre not afraid to swipe at your face.

they are also keen on digging their claws on your leg and then literally climbing to your face in a matter of seconds or less.

their teeth are far sharper than a dogs.

I would say a really angry cat is probably more dangerous than a dog twice its size

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MacadamianNut3
01/18/21 1:12:20 PM
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I underestimated how sharp a cat's claws are. My cat still uses her claws when she jumps off things and if my pants are thin enough I can feel the pain when she jumps off my lap

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CanuckCowboy
01/18/21 1:13:58 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...

Yeah good luck actually being able to kick a wound up cat.

Also I accidentally punted my dude right under the chin when he was a kitten and I was swinging my feet up to get my boots off and he tried to attack a shoelace.

He caught it right on the button with steel toes and flew through the air.... I was terrified he was hurt... he didn't give a fuck and wondered what I was so upset about.

That was when he was like 5lbs if that.


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dummy420
01/18/21 1:15:01 PM
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I got cat scratch fever as a kid. So that turned out to be a thing.

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CanuckCowboy
01/18/21 1:17:01 PM
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SPE posted...
yes, their can gouge an eye out with their claws, theyre not afraid to swipe at your face.

they are also keen on digging their claws on your leg and then literally climbing to your face in a matter of seconds or less.

their teeth are far sharper than a dogs.

I would say a really angry cat is probably more dangerous than a dog twice its size

I'd agree with this.

I'm positive my cat would kick the shit out of any dog even close to him in size. Plus with how fast and "vicious" he is when we play i can tell there wouldn't be much you could do if he legitimately attacked. He's too fast and has too many weapons to really defend against.

He'd be all over you bringing the pain... not sure what you could do really.


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