Current Events > Drinking Topic 43 - Thank fuck 2020 is gone, let's get smashed for a better year

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MabusIncarnate
01/03/21 7:39:52 PM
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@Johnny_Nutcase
@CanuckCowboy
@a-c-a-b
@JimCarrysToe
@TreyFlowers
@WaterLink
@BlazinBlue88
@butthole666
@IfGodCouldDie

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MabusIncarnate
01/03/21 7:40:07 PM
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@Harpie
@nevershine
@moh82sy
@YugiNoob
@teepan95
@PatrickMahomes
@matteus70
@Questionmarktarius
@So_Hajile
@moodygrapes

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MabusIncarnate
01/03/21 7:42:43 PM
#3:


@Johnny_Nutcase about your comment in the last topic, Yeah man you need some goosfraba on your angry nights, it's all good, we drink, sometimes we fight, we brush that shit off the next day and things are back to normal. We are all human, shit happens.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/03/21 7:45:33 PM
#4:


Usually it's just shit IRL that sets me off and it spills into here. Shouldn't be doing that but it can happen.

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WaterLink
01/03/21 7:47:04 PM
#5:


That beer that my gf's dad gave me hit the damn spot. Just watched the Saints destroy the Panthers without a RB active.

I'm pulling for the Giants to make it Johnny, does it make you sick to pull for the Eagles?
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Johnny_Nutcase
01/03/21 7:50:14 PM
#6:


WaterLink posted...
That beer that my gf's dad gave me hit the damn spot. Just watched the Saints destroy the Panthers without a RB active.

I'm pulling for the Giants to make it Johnny, does it make you sick to pull for the Eagles?

Less sick than I was last week going for Dallas. The Eagles are completely wiped out with inactives though. It's going to take a miracle for the Giants to get in.

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YugiNoob
01/03/21 7:51:17 PM
#7:


Yay another topic :3

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WaterLink
01/03/21 7:51:45 PM
#8:


Washington doesn't have a QB though. Hurts is a rookie but he's a gamer. He can definitely win this game.
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Johnny_Nutcase
01/03/21 7:52:51 PM
#9:


Washington Alex Smith tonight. Eagles are fucked.

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WaterLink
01/03/21 7:58:22 PM
#10:


Oh shit, Smith is back? I thought he was done after his fucked up leg got fucked up again.

Well....I can't root against that guy. Sorry Johnny.
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Johnny_Nutcase
01/03/21 7:59:22 PM
#11:


He has a calf problem probably that The Eagles could take advantage of if any of their starters were playing....

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WaterLink
01/03/21 8:00:32 PM
#12:


Although it's always funny to see the Cowboys fail at the end of the season. So I'm thankful for the Giants for giving that to the world.
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MabusIncarnate
01/03/21 8:01:10 PM
#13:


Honestly real happy to hear Smith can play again, I thought after that injury his career was done. That was a nasty break.

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SiO4
01/03/21 8:01:48 PM
#14:


Lest we forget.

https://imgur.com/ZlkkZ8Z

CanuckCowboy posted...
just dropped a beer in my kitchen and it spilled way less than I expected and its cause it fucking resealed itself.

It blew back shut. Its all downhill from here. I peaked in life.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/03/21 8:03:35 PM
#15:


Andy Dalton probably left that game with a broken hand too. He got stepped on by a 300lb'er and was bleeding through his glove...

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CanuckCowboy
01/03/21 8:09:46 PM
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SiO4 posted...
Lest we forget.

https://imgur.com/ZlkkZ8Z

Lol. Nice.

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WaterLink
01/03/21 8:13:30 PM
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Still got people in a group text I'm in defending Kliff Kingsbury. This dude had Pat Mahomes in college. Failed. Somehow got an NFL HC job after that. He has a Heisman QB in the NFL now. 0 playoff appearances and 13-18-1 record in 2 years. Fail.

I clown on Harbaugh for his Michigan tenure but dudes want to act like Kliff compares to Harbaugh when it comes to jumping from college to NFL? Harbaugh took a reeling 49ers organization and had them in 3 straight NFC CGs and a SB in his first three years. It isn't even remotely comparable. For some reason Kliff gets all the excuses in the world for why he hasn't been able to get the job done and it just perplexes me.

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SiO4
01/03/21 8:14:00 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...


Lol. Nice.


Had to do it!! ;-)
The moment you got your master drinkers certification.
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Johnny_Nutcase
01/03/21 8:15:39 PM
#19:


Oh yeah after today... it's still unclear why Evan Engram is a Pro Bowler. I'm done with that guy and The Giants need to be too.

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WaterLink
01/03/21 8:17:31 PM
#20:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Oh yeah after today... it's still unclear why Evan Engram is a Pro Bowler. I'm done with that guy and The Giants need to be too.

I seriously did a double take when I saw he made the pro bowl. If there was a toilet bowl where we got to vote on the worst players he might make the NFC squad at TE for that in my mind. Dude has butterfingers and is unclutch.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/03/21 8:19:01 PM
#21:


Not one, but two dead on passes through his hands today. One ended in an INT. I can't stand him.

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PatrickMahomes
01/03/21 8:21:25 PM
#22:


let's fucking GOOOO

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MabusIncarnate
01/03/21 8:23:33 PM
#23:


I got stuck with Engram as my #1 TE in fantasy a few years back and that was the worst season I had in over 20 years.

Any of you do fantasy? I'm in at least one pay league per years for Football, Baseball and Hockey. One league I have been in has basically been the same guys since we started it in 1999.

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WaterLink
01/03/21 8:26:16 PM
#24:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Not one, but two dead on passes through his hands today. One ended in an INT. I can't stand him.

Don't forget he pretty much single handedly lost that Eagles game. All he had to do was catch a ball that landed right in his hands. And game over, Giants win. But no. And we saw how that ended. Dude has won of the worst catch % of any TE in the league much less just the NFC. Just seriously don't know where he got those votes from because they must not watch football.

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WaterLink
01/03/21 8:27:54 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Any of you do fantasy? I'm in at least one pay league per years for Football, Baseball and Hockey. One league I have been in has basically been the same guys since we started it in 1999.

I prefer fantasy basketball if I play in any fantasy league, but I haven't played any fantasy in over 2 years. Maybe next season we can have a drinking topic league between us, I'll be down.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/03/21 8:29:21 PM
#26:


I feel like he has some serious dirt on people on the NFL just to keep him where he is.

I don't play fantasy football because I hate the idea of going for players on another team.

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WaterLink
01/03/21 8:31:29 PM
#27:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I feel like he has some serious dirt on people on the NFL just to keep him where he is.

I don't play fantasy football because I hate the idea of going for players on another team.

I feel the same way about Olympic hockey tbh

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MabusIncarnate
01/03/21 8:33:24 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I feel like he has some serious dirt on people on the NFL just to keep him where he is.

I don't play fantasy football because I hate the idea of going for players on another team.
Yeah as a big sports fan, I still struggle with this a lot. As a result, I tend to grab players from teams I like and it hurts me at points during the season as a result. I did a few seasons of NBA fantasy, I don't really watch the NBA so drafted strictly on stats and numbers and wound up winning two leagues as a result. I don't even really have a team I can say I like, the NBA runs side by side with the NHL and i'm a hockey fan over everything so I never really have a chance to follow the NBA. I'd rather watch any hockey, even if it's not the Wings, over basketball. It's probably a generic opinion but i've always felt like the first 3 quarters are kind of pointless to the final score of the game.

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TreyFlowers
01/03/21 8:34:28 PM
#29:


I win big money if the Football Team salutes

lets go

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/03/21 8:37:55 PM
#30:


Well this is starting bad and as much as I hate all the other NFC East teams, Alex Smith is one legit mother fucker. I knew if he started it was over.

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TreyFlowers
01/03/21 8:41:53 PM
#31:


Sorry Johnny

It would be hilarious to see a 6-10 division winner though

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/03/21 8:44:18 PM
#32:


I know nobody in the NFC East is going anywhere the playoffs, I just wanted that extra game to look forward to.

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WaterLink
01/03/21 9:23:26 PM
#33:


Hurts is a gamer. Sorry Wentz, the Eagles made the right decision, and you're untradeable.
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Questionmarktarius
01/03/21 10:15:30 PM
#34:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I know nobody in the NFC East is going anywhere the playoffs
Smith vs Mahomes superbowl could be amusing.
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WaterLink
01/03/21 11:00:19 PM
#35:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I know nobody in the NFC East is going anywhere the playoffs
Smith vs Mahomes superbowl could be amusing.

And then you turn Madden off
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WaterLink
01/03/21 11:27:38 PM
#36:


And Washington wins the East and plays Tampa in the playoffs. I honestly think the Giants would have been a harder matchup than them. And the Giants swept them. If Engram makes one easy catch against the Eagles then they're in the playoffs lol.

Johnny, pull for the Saints with me. Although the Bills are a team thats easy to root for, their fans get hammered, fuck in parking lots and smash tables, whats not to like?
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WaterLink
01/03/21 11:34:35 PM
#37:


And the Eagles straight threw that game at the end. Guess they really hated the Giants. Sorry Johnny. But I'm happy for Alex Smith
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TreyFlowers
01/03/21 11:41:11 PM
#38:


I'm happy for my bank account

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/03/21 11:45:52 PM
#39:


Fine Saints vs Brown 3-3 tie

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WaterLink
01/03/21 11:46:53 PM
#40:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Fine Saints vs Brown 3-3 tie

Tie isnt allowed in postseason. But I'll take it. Honestly if the Saints don't win I'm pulling for Buffalo.
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Johnny_Nutcase
01/03/21 11:53:30 PM
#41:


That' automatically where I go from here. Browns... Billl... Lions if they weren't a complete buncha fuck ups also.

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JimCarrysToe
01/04/21 12:22:11 AM
#42:


Fun facts!(that might not be true cuz I got it from reddit)

You'll produce 53 full bathtubs full of saliva during your lifetime.

Toads actually can't tell the differences between their genders. One toad will try to initiate sexual intercourse and if the other toad is a male, he will politely tell the other toad to f off by inflating his body.

Eyeballs of burning people boil and explode.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/04/21 12:26:11 AM
#43:


You'll produce 53 full bathtubs full of saliva during your lifetime.

Got me wondering....

How much ejaculate will a man produce in his lifetime?

Answer: C. 14 gallons--enough to fill the gas tank of a 1993 Plymouth Duster or a Shop-Vac Ultra Pump Wet/Dry Vac.

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BlazinBlue88
01/04/21 12:42:29 AM
#44:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Usually it's just shit IRL that sets me off and it spills into here. Shouldn't be doing that but it can happen.
Speaking of that, werent you screaming about some marriage comment from your gf before we had our thing?

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/04/21 12:53:56 AM
#45:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
Speaking of that, werent you screaming about some marriage comment from your gf before we had our thing?

Maybe. It scares the hell outta me thinking about it so that could have partly set me off too. I know it's gonna happen, it's just a different way of life for me.

I'm going back through this topic now. HAHA I went after Mabus too.

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Johnny_Nutcase
01/04/21 1:06:50 AM
#46:


That was a good night. Lots of great music and misunderstandings. 98.99% on me i'll own up to that.


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TreyFlowers
01/04/21 1:28:26 AM
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YugiNoob
01/04/21 1:30:38 AM
#48:


Aww, she looks so happy cuddled up like that :3

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TreyFlowers
01/04/21 1:31:15 AM
#49:


She's laying on the cat hammock we got her for Christmas. It's up on the window on the sliding door so a lot higher than normal, she loves it.

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YugiNoob
01/04/21 1:33:45 AM
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I should get my dad one of those. Or two, I guess, since otherwise his cats might fight over it lol

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