Topic List |
Page List:
1 |
---|---|
LastTomorrow 12/25/20 9:30:40 PM #1: |
Two years ago a girl told me she looked my name up and found out I committed great atrocities such as murder.
--- Waffle, waffle, waffle ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
Dingydang166 12/25/20 9:32:27 PM #2: |
I haven't been turned down since middle school and I don't remember the reason why.
I was pretty crushed though. ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
AzurexNightmare 12/25/20 9:32:34 PM #3: |
Man I love girls. I have the weenie, they have the buns.
--- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
nothanks1 12/25/20 9:34:52 PM #4: |
... Copied to Clipboard!
|
Naysaspace 12/25/20 9:36:25 PM #5: |
i shaved my beard and she only liked white guys if they had a beard
this was tinder so obviously that is a valid reason not to see someone when you meet there ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
AlisLandale 12/25/20 9:41:31 PM #6: |
I asked a girl out and she told me she only dates people who can trace their lineage back to Charlemagne. I told her ancestry services are just a scam so the government can add your DNA to a Big Brother watch list. She respected this opinion and told me that she could overlook my lack of a family bloodline if I gave her three fiddy.
It was then that I realized my crush was actually 500 feet tall and from the paleolithic era. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
meestermj 12/25/20 9:42:14 PM #7: |
I have a kid.
--- Psn: beastlytoast Left-handed fire-slapsies leave me feeling confused about life. - Merydia ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
DrizztLink 12/25/20 9:42:46 PM #8: |
She kept complaining about that time I burned down her village and killed her father.
I don't even remember it. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
Flockaveli 12/25/20 10:29:12 PM #9: |
Im a capricorn.
--- I'm in Chicago, I'm shaking my head. ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
marthsheretoo 12/25/20 10:31:02 PM #10: |
She's "not attracted to me" whatever the fuck that means.
I mean I'm willing to ignore your pointy elbows for the sake of this relationship, but I guess romance is dead smh --- "Even MarthKoopa has jumped on the MarthKoopa hate wagon." -DevsBro ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
#11 | Post #11 was unavailable or deleted. |
#12 | Post #12 was unavailable or deleted. |
LastTomorrow 12/26/20 1:54:34 PM #13: |
Lol
--- Waffle, waffle, waffle ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
MrResetti 12/26/20 1:56:14 PM #14: |
"we should just stay friends"
Friendship ends Ah middle school --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
JBaLLEN66 12/26/20 2:04:56 PM #15: |
I don't ask girls to be in relationships
--- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdR2Iktffaw The day Capitalism was humiliated :) ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
WingsOfGood 12/26/20 2:45:08 PM #16: |
"Not interested in you"
Screams my name across the table to get my attention, just to say hi. ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
Evening_Dragon 12/26/20 2:47:45 PM #17: |
.
Huh. Never been turned down. I feel like I was a bigger loser in high school than that. --- https://www.joincampaignzero.org/ Guide, it's Guide, it's that Guide ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
Lost_All_Senses 12/26/20 2:47:53 PM #18: |
There is no stupid reasons. I don't feel entitled for a girl to give me anything other than a yes or no answer. If she wants to make something up because she doesn't know me enough to know I wouldn't do anything crazy or weird, that's fine. Everything after that is just your own insecurities eating away at you.
--- Name checks out "Try to talk and they ain't listening, but they'll point it out when you get ignorant" - Dreezy ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
Zikten 12/27/20 3:19:31 AM #19: |
"We met at a family reunion"
Lol whatever that means ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
Adyingod 12/27/20 3:39:36 AM #20: |
She only likes bald headed men
--- I could be anybody, even you. Or them. ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
zombiexdeathx 12/27/20 4:41:48 AM #21: |
"you listen to too much metal"
yes its a style of music i like however i will listen to anything (and i mean EVERYTHING) that isnt pop or pop like EDM --- Chogon Macaque ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
Seitar 12/27/20 4:50:05 AM #22: |
Less than a year ago "I think we are more than Boyfriend and Girlfriend, we are best friends".
Sine the has become super pissy every time I get close to another girl so about a week ago I told her she can't have a cake an eat it at the same time. We're gonna talk about it after new years. --- PSN: Seitar-Hubbe ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
CosmicShadows 12/27/20 5:00:41 AM #23: |
Being a user on this site.
--- Your human level has changed to GOD. ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
An_Actual_Chad 12/27/20 5:08:50 AM #24: |
One time a girl chose a guy over me who was a complete wimp, because she felt like he had fewer options and would therefore be less likely to ever break up with her.
It still hurt as I typed that, but she was probably right, because the more I found out about that girl later, the more I realized she was batshit insane. She and the dude are still together, so I guess it worked out in everyone's favor. --- Being a Chad is a choice. ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
gunplagirl 12/27/20 5:26:39 AM #25: |
She said I didn't have the exaggerated swagger of a black teenager
--- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
|
Topic List |
Page List:
1 |