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LastTomorrow
12/25/20 9:30:40 PM
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Two years ago a girl told me she looked my name up and found out I committed great atrocities such as murder.


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Dingydang166
12/25/20 9:32:27 PM
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I haven't been turned down since middle school and I don't remember the reason why.

I was pretty crushed though.
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AzurexNightmare
12/25/20 9:32:34 PM
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Man I love girls. I have the weenie, they have the buns.

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nothanks1
12/25/20 9:34:52 PM
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'I have a boyfriend'
Oh please. Just break up with him for me
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Naysaspace
12/25/20 9:36:25 PM
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i shaved my beard and she only liked white guys if they had a beard

this was tinder so obviously that is a valid reason not to see someone when you meet there
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AlisLandale
12/25/20 9:41:31 PM
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I asked a girl out and she told me she only dates people who can trace their lineage back to Charlemagne. I told her ancestry services are just a scam so the government can add your DNA to a Big Brother watch list. She respected this opinion and told me that she could overlook my lack of a family bloodline if I gave her three fiddy.

It was then that I realized my crush was actually 500 feet tall and from the paleolithic era.

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meestermj
12/25/20 9:42:14 PM
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I have a kid.

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DrizztLink
12/25/20 9:42:46 PM
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She kept complaining about that time I burned down her village and killed her father.

I don't even remember it.

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Flockaveli
12/25/20 10:29:12 PM
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Im a capricorn.

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marthsheretoo
12/25/20 10:31:02 PM
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She's "not attracted to me" whatever the fuck that means.

I mean I'm willing to ignore your pointy elbows for the sake of this relationship, but I guess romance is dead smh

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LastTomorrow
12/26/20 1:54:34 PM
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Lol

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MrResetti
12/26/20 1:56:14 PM
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"we should just stay friends"
Friendship ends
Ah middle school


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JBaLLEN66
12/26/20 2:04:56 PM
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I don't ask girls to be in relationships

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WingsOfGood
12/26/20 2:45:08 PM
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"Not interested in you"

Screams my name across the table to get my attention, just to say hi.

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Evening_Dragon
12/26/20 2:47:45 PM
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Huh.

Never been turned down. I feel like I was a bigger loser in high school than that.

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Lost_All_Senses
12/26/20 2:47:53 PM
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There is no stupid reasons. I don't feel entitled for a girl to give me anything other than a yes or no answer. If she wants to make something up because she doesn't know me enough to know I wouldn't do anything crazy or weird, that's fine. Everything after that is just your own insecurities eating away at you.

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Zikten
12/27/20 3:19:31 AM
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"We met at a family reunion"

Lol whatever that means
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Adyingod
12/27/20 3:39:36 AM
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She only likes bald headed men

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zombiexdeathx
12/27/20 4:41:48 AM
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"you listen to too much metal"

yes its a style of music i like

however i will listen to anything (and i mean EVERYTHING) that isnt pop or pop like EDM

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Seitar
12/27/20 4:50:05 AM
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Less than a year ago "I think we are more than Boyfriend and Girlfriend, we are best friends".

Sine the has become super pissy every time I get close to another girl so about a week ago I told her she can't have a cake an eat it at the same time. We're gonna talk about it after new years.

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CosmicShadows
12/27/20 5:00:41 AM
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Being a user on this site.
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An_Actual_Chad
12/27/20 5:08:50 AM
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One time a girl chose a guy over me who was a complete wimp, because she felt like he had fewer options and would therefore be less likely to ever break up with her.

It still hurt as I typed that, but she was probably right, because the more I found out about that girl later, the more I realized she was batshit insane. She and the dude are still together, so I guess it worked out in everyone's favor.

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gunplagirl
12/27/20 5:26:39 AM
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She said I didn't have the exaggerated swagger of a black teenager

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