Poll of the Day > Some crazy person has been trying to get into my apartment for like 40 minutes.

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blu
12/25/20 2:05:37 PM
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Pretty sure they cant but theyve been banging and using the door knob and yelling. No windows that way, indoor hallway. Woman in her 40s.

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Reciful_II
12/25/20 2:45:00 PM
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Ask her what the color of the night is?

If she says sanguine she's chill.

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darcandkharg31
12/25/20 2:58:42 PM
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R ya ded yet?

Lady probably had too much christmas egg nog and doesn't even know which place she's at.

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wwinterj25
12/25/20 3:00:21 PM
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Time to get out the water spray. I find if you spray people with water they soon go away. Call it pest control.

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Mead
12/25/20 3:16:04 PM
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Call the police. Dont take chances when it comes to crazy.

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LuciferSage
12/25/20 3:18:36 PM
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Mead posted...
Call the police. Dont take chances when it comes to crazy.

This. You've got a 51/50 on the other side of that door

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papercup
12/25/20 3:27:26 PM
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I thought you said you live with your parents

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ScritchOwl
12/25/20 3:51:16 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Time to get out the water spray. I find if you spray people with water they soon go away. Call it pest control.
You know MLK and the entire BLM probably has reservations about your statement. You might want to polish it a bit.

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blu
12/25/20 4:38:41 PM
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My girlfriend posted on the apartment Facebook group and oddly it worked and someone from another building came and got their visiting mother. Idk how the mother got here though, she had presents and cupcakes and a plastic bag of things like she had drove herself or something but she definitely didnt have the mental state to drive.
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blu
12/25/20 4:39:04 PM
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papercup posted...
I thought you said you live with your parents

@papercup , nope. Not since 2015
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blu
12/26/20 12:12:48 AM
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Though there was definitely an argument with my girlfriend.

The Facebook strangers in another building asked her to bring the crazy lady to their door instead of coming and getting her themselves.

And I was like god no they need to come get her. And my girlfriend was like but they asked me and I was like its dangerous and she was like its Christmas what if it was my mom and Im like its dangerous shes been violently shaking the door why is this an issue and then she was like they asked me and I dont want to seem rude and were in the same argument were commonly in that she cant say no to anyone to a point of it being detrimental to us so I basically just leaned against the door so she wouldnt open the door to a crazy lady trying to break into the apartment after being told to leave and then after arguing my girlfriend made a post about how she was practicing social distancing and couldnt bring her hoping that it would make her look less bad...which totally shouldnt be the point here.
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Mead
12/26/20 12:14:46 AM
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youve talked about your girlfriend a bunch on this board and I dont think Ive ever seen you post anything even slightly positive about her

do you even like her?

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LinkPizza
12/26/20 12:29:47 AM
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Mead posted...
youve talked about your girlfriend a bunch on this board and I dont think Ive ever seen you post anything even slightly positive about her

do you even like her?

I asked this once, as well...
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Kimbos_Egg
12/26/20 1:04:45 AM
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i'm sorry, i just want some NOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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SirPikachu
12/26/20 2:10:51 AM
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Ok first of all, who the hell let's their visiting mother end up like that, and second of all, who asks strangers to bring their drunk visiting mother back?

Yea those people sound insane, I would have said publicly that their drunk mom is totally their problem.

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wwinterj25
12/26/20 11:23:02 AM
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ScritchOwl posted...
You might want to polish it a bit.

Nah. It's fine how it is.


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grimhilde00
12/26/20 12:25:24 PM
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blu posted...
she was like they asked me and I dont want to seem rude
she cant say no to anyone to a point of it being detrimental to us

fuck being polite. Get her into some true crime podcasts and have her read The Gift of Fear. This is a deadly mentality.

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Far-Queue
12/26/20 12:25:55 PM
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Mead posted...
Call the police. Dont take chances when it comes to crazy.
How the hell is Sting supposed to help in this situation?

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darcandkharg31
12/26/20 12:29:01 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
How the hell is Sting supposed to help in this situation?
Give her the ol Scorpion Death Drop

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wwinterj25
12/26/20 4:20:44 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
Give her the ol Scorpion Death Drop
It's the best solution.

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Playsaver
12/28/20 1:42:55 PM
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The last crazy person that did this got in to the apartment they supposedly thought was theirs and shot and killed the fellow inside.

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