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AceMos
12/22/20 2:47:01 PM
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https://twitter.com/kfcgaming/status/1341428570388901891

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Smashingpmkns
12/22/20 2:51:23 PM
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AceMos
12/22/20 2:52:05 PM
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shockthemonkey posted...
...does it fry chicken?
yes

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DMX99
12/22/20 2:53:07 PM
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dude fuck kfc. why would they remove their bombass diggity potato wedges and replace it with trash fries?
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The_Korey
12/22/20 2:55:09 PM
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pogo_rabid
12/22/20 2:55:27 PM
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DMX99 posted...
dude fuck kfc. why would they remove their bombass diggity potato wedges and replace it with trash fries?
real

the wedges were my favorite potato based side.

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Letron_James
12/22/20 2:56:49 PM
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DMX99 posted...
dude fuck kfc. why would they remove their bombass diggity potato wedges and replace it with trash fries?

When did they get rid of the wedges?


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LightHawKnight
12/22/20 2:57:38 PM
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AceMos posted...
yes

Doesnt it just keep chicken warm?

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E32005
12/22/20 2:57:54 PM
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can it fry crysis?

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SPE
12/22/20 2:57:55 PM
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Is it gameplay sensitive? Like a ryu fireball heats the chicken while a scorpion fatality means well done

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AzurexNightmare
12/22/20 2:58:55 PM
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Shut up about the wedges and talk about the console you buffoons.

Also people who like sides more than the main course are weirdos.

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SapphireOfChaos
12/22/20 2:59:26 PM
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Bud Light did the same thing.

https://www.budlight.com/en/bl6.html

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MabusIncarnate
12/22/20 2:59:32 PM
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Cluck cluck motherfucker

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Antifar
12/22/20 3:00:04 PM
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Real gamers eat at Popeyes
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treewojima
12/22/20 3:05:46 PM
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Disclaimer: chicken not included
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DoGCyN
12/22/20 3:06:32 PM
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lol

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Rika_Furude
12/22/20 3:07:18 PM
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Imagine how disgusting that things going to be after a few uses

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littlebro07
12/22/20 8:25:54 PM
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E32005 posted...
can it fry crysis?

lol'd

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Wii_Shaker
12/22/20 8:27:50 PM
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Just so people are clear. It's a chicken oven that is marketed towards gamers. It's not a console. It doesn't play games.

All it does is heat chicken.

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ModLogic
12/22/20 8:28:09 PM
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Jagr_68
12/22/20 8:28:53 PM
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treewojima posted...
Disclaimer: chicken not included

Preorder cancelled.

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LinkDaLunatic
12/22/20 8:28:59 PM
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this is one of the dumbest things to come out of 2020 but in an amusing way, pretty welcome silliness after all the bad shit
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DamionDL
12/22/20 9:00:18 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Just so people are clear. It's a chicken oven that is marketed towards gamers. It's not a console. It doesn't play games.

All it does is heat chicken.
It says on the website

"The KFConsole has arrived. Forged from the fires of the KFC ovens and built by Cooler Master from the ground up, there has never been a tastier way to experience the latest titles in stunning 4k, 240fps.". "Never risk letting your chicken go cold again thanks to the patented Chicken Chamber. Utilising the systems natural heat and airflow system you can now focus on your gameplay and enjoy hot, crispy chicken between rounds."

"Housed in a custom Cooler Master NC100 chassis, we needed something small but mighty and thats just what we got! At the heart of this beast of a machine is the Intel Nuc 9 extreme compute element, keeping space down and driving performance that mere mortals could only dream of."

"Discover a level of gameplay you didnt know possible with Asus powered graphics that runs buttery smooth, keeping tearing and frame drop a thing of the past. With a first of its kind hot swappable GPU slot, the KFC console will stay the most powerful console for generations to come."

"Unleashing the performance of PCIe NVMe speeds that are 6 faster. Booting games up in seconds and instantly access data while loading games. Weve taken your data to the next level of performance, reliability, and efficiency with two Seagate BarraCuda 1TB SSD."

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Flauros
12/22/20 9:02:30 PM
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Why would i want that kentucky fried trash when i got my brand new Soulja Boy Console?

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Wii_Shaker
12/22/20 9:04:21 PM
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DamionDL posted...
It says on the website

"The KFConsole has arrived. Forged from the fires of the KFC ovens and built by Cooler Master from the ground up, there has never been a tastier way to experience the latest titles in stunning 4k, 240fps.". "Never risk letting your chicken go cold again thanks to the patented Chicken Chamber. Utilising the systems natural heat and airflow system you can now focus on your gameplay and enjoy hot, crispy chicken between rounds."

"Housed in a custom Cooler Master NC100 chassis, we needed something small but mighty and thats just what we got! At the heart of this beast of a machine is the Intel Nuc 9 extreme compute element, keeping space down and driving performance that mere mortals could only dream of."

"Discover a level of gameplay you didnt know possible with Asus powered graphics that runs buttery smooth, keeping tearing and frame drop a thing of the past. With a first of its kind hot swappable GPU slot, the KFC console will stay the most powerful console for generations to come."

"Unleashing the performance of PCIe NVMe speeds that are 6 faster. Booting games up in seconds and instantly access data while loading games. Weve taken your data to the next level of performance, reliability, and efficiency with two Seagate BarraCuda 1TB SSD."
Well blow me down.

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Norman_Smiley
12/22/20 9:12:49 PM
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Wtf 2020?

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LameFAQs
12/22/20 9:16:42 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
Just so people are clear. It's a chicken oven that is marketed towards gamers. It's not a console. It doesn't play games.

All it does is heat chicken.

Is it a fryer or just a heater? Im so confused
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jumi
12/22/20 9:18:57 PM
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I hope it's made entirely out of chicken.

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brestugo
12/22/20 9:23:45 PM
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16-BITTER posted...
KFConsole does what Nintendon't
+1

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brestugo
12/22/20 9:24:21 PM
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I still haven't heard a valid explanation as to why KFC doesn't serve greens.

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EzeDoesIt
12/22/20 9:27:56 PM
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Spooking posted...
Can it play Bloodborne 2?

It can play Foodborne

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bobaban
12/22/20 9:56:34 PM
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So its a reverse cooler
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jumi
12/22/20 10:32:19 PM
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EzeDoesIt posted...
It can play Foodborne

Bloodborne illnesses if that chicken is undercooked.

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StarDestroyer
12/22/20 10:45:13 PM
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......

Gamers aren't going to clean up after each use. The build up of grease is going to be a fire hazard.
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VigorouslySwish
12/23/20 3:22:18 AM
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Never gonna have cold nuggies ever again

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Kingbuffet
12/23/20 3:27:31 AM
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Dude the original recipe is still untouched King if chicken cuisine no one has come close to replicating that shit
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The-Apostle
12/23/20 3:28:05 AM
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WTF did I just watch?!

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pokedude900
12/23/20 3:28:52 AM
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LameFAQs posted...


Is it a fryer or just a heater? Im so confused

A heater. It uses the heat from the PC components to keep chicken warm.

What I want to know is the specs. I see it has an i9 processor (I assume the latest generation) and a 1TB SSD, but what about the GPU and RAM?
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Scorsese2002
12/23/20 3:37:38 AM
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Wonder how Cyberpunk 2077 will run on the KFConsole
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ZevLoveDOOM
12/23/20 3:40:47 AM
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screw the PS5: this is the console we need!!
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pres_madagascar
12/23/20 10:24:57 AM
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pokedude900 posted...
A heater. It uses the heat from the PC components to keep chicken warm.

What I want to know is the specs. I see it has an i9 processor (I assume the latest generation) and a 1TB SSD, but what about the GPU and RAM?


complete specs haven't been revealed, but we know it's got an Intel Nuc 9 CPU, Seagate BarraCuda 1TB SSD, and judging from the prominence of "ray tracing" in the marketing from Cooler Master, an Nvidia GPU. Cooler Master also says the KFConsole has "a first of its kind hot swappable GPU slot" for easy upgrades. But who really cares about all that when it's got a chamber to keep your fried chicken warm?

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Starks
12/23/20 10:31:53 AM
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A literal steam box
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PoundGarden
12/23/20 10:35:54 AM
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DamionDL posted...
It says on the website

"The KFConsole has arrived. Forged from the fires of the KFC ovens and built by Cooler Master from the ground up, there has never been a tastier way to experience the latest titles in stunning 4k, 240fps.". "Never risk letting your chicken go cold again thanks to the patented Chicken Chamber. Utilising the systems natural heat and airflow system you can now focus on your gameplay and enjoy hot, crispy chicken between rounds."

"Housed in a custom Cooler Master NC100 chassis, we needed something small but mighty and thats just what we got! At the heart of this beast of a machine is the Intel Nuc 9 extreme compute element, keeping space down and driving performance that mere mortals could only dream of."

"Discover a level of gameplay you didnt know possible with Asus powered graphics that runs buttery smooth, keeping tearing and frame drop a thing of the past. With a first of its kind hot swappable GPU slot, the KFC console will stay the most powerful console for generations to come."

"Unleashing the performance of PCIe NVMe speeds that are 6 faster. Booting games up in seconds and instantly access data while loading games. Weve taken your data to the next level of performance, reliability, and efficiency with two Seagate BarraCuda 1TB SSD."

I'm not a pee schee dork, are those specs even good?

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WingsOfGood
12/23/20 10:37:54 AM
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This is what I am buying with my $2000 stimulus.
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