Board 8 > JCGamer ranks the swords of Smash Ultimate

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jcgamer107 12/16/20 5:47:01 AM #1:	https://www.ssbwiki.com/List_of_swords I have no qualifications other than playing the game a lot. I have never played Persona 5, Xenoblade Chronicles, Dragon Quest, or any Fire Emblem games. Expect opinions to be ill-informed. no Mii Swordfighter swords because there are way too many --- azuarc* wasn't even home. he was playing Magic the Gathering at his buddy's store, which is extremely easy to verify <cite>jcgamer107 posted [p:948394378] in JCGamer ra... [t:79178945]...</cite> <quote>https://www.ssbwiki.com/List_of_swords I have no qualifications other than playing the game a lot. I have never played Persona 5, Xenoblade Chronicles, Dragon Quest, or any Fire Emblem games. Expect opinions to be ill-informed. *no Mii Swordfighter swords because there are way too many </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jcgamer107 12/16/20 5:50:10 AM #2:	27) Parrying Dagger (Joker) Joker is a fine character, but this is essentially a glorified toothpick. I wouldn't do much more than skewer some chicken and veggies with this dinkery-doo. Good thing he can summon ghosts or whatever. --- azuarc wasn't even home. he was playing Magic the Gathering at his buddy's store, which is extremely easy to verify <cite>jcgamer107 posted [p:948394427] in JCGamer ra... [t:79178945]...</cite> <quote>27) Parrying Dagger (Joker) Joker is a fine character, but this is essentially a glorified toothpick. I wouldn't do much more than skewer some chicken and veggies with this dinkery-doo. Good thing he can summon ghosts or whatever. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
colliding 12/16/20 11:56:45 AM #3:	it's a dagger, it's in the name --- while you slept, the world changed <cite>colliding posted [p:948402846] in JCGamer ra... [t:79178945]...</cite> <quote>it's a dagger, it's in the name </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
swirIdude 12/16/20 12:29:00 PM #4:	By that logic, Shiek's dagger will be next. --- Azuarc is my favorite arc of the Game of the Decade 2020 anime. <cite>swirIdude posted [p:948404145] in JCGamer ra... [t:79178945]...</cite> <quote>By that logic, Shiek's dagger will be next. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ninkendo 12/16/20 1:13:17 PM #5:	The Monado --- https://imgtc.com/i/iJnhdkc.gif https://imgtc.com/i/j45EVGx.png <cite>ninkendo posted [p:948405782] in JCGamer ra... [t:79178945]...</cite> <quote>The Monado</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_stingers_ 12/16/20 1:16:16 PM #6:	does greninja's water slashes count as a sword --- Congrats Black Turtle! <cite>_stingers_ posted [p:948405903] in JCGamer ra... [t:79178945]...</cite> <quote>does greninja's water slashes count as a sword </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reg 12/16/20 1:30:51 PM #7:	Joker's dagger is literally less useful than a butter knife in a fight, so fair ranking imo <cite>Reg posted [p:948406443] in JCGamer ra... [t:79178945]...</cite> <quote>Joker's dagger is literally less useful than a butter knife in a fight, so fair ranking imo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jcgamer107 12/17/20 3:55:30 AM #8:	Oh also I'm only ranking swords that are used by playable characters _stingers_ posted... does greninja's water slashes count as a sword I drew the line somewhere between those and Joker's dagger (no) 26) Dragovian King Sword (Hero) The color scheme here is all wrong. Red blade & yellow handle?? It looks a nerf toy. It looks like a kid tore off a piece of a swimming noodle and duct taped it to a Simon Says. It looks like something a 90s action figure would use. Alright that last one's a positive actually, but it's a weird lookin sword and Hero is dumb for using it. 25) Bronze Sword (Robin) Just the most "meh" sword you'll ever see. Something you'd start off with in a fantasy RPG, that you'd want to upgrade as quickly as possible. A carpenter's sword. --- azuarc wasn't even home. he was playing Magic the Gathering at his buddy's store, which is extremely easy to verify <cite>jcgamer107 posted [p:948434007] in JCGamer ra... [t:79178945]...</cite> <quote>Oh also I'm only ranking swords that are used by playable characters _stingers_ posted... </cite> <quote>does greninja's water slashes count as a sword</quote>I drew the line somewhere between those and Joker's dagger (no) 26) Dragovian King Sword (Hero) The color scheme here is all wrong. Red blade & yellow handle?? It looks a nerf toy. It looks like a kid tore off a piece of a swimming noodle and duct taped it to a Simon Says. It looks like something a 90s action figure would use. Alright that last one's a positive actually, but it's a weird lookin sword and Hero is dumb for using it. 25) Bronze Sword (Robin) Just the most "meh" sword you'll ever see. Something you'd start off with in a fantasy RPG, that you'd want to upgrade as quickly as possible. A carpenter's sword. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jcgamer107 12/19/20 5:12:16 AM #9:	I guess I should include pictures 24) Kokiri Sword (Young Link) https://i.imgur.com/8xe4TO4.png I never thought it was such a bad little sword. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love. 23) Galaxia (Meta Knight) https://i.imgur.com/8yu3aBi.png A little too much going on here. The set of forked blades don't really do it for me - seems like they'd get in the way if you're trying to have a proper swordsman's duel. Now if it were the anime version, it would have scored higher - it actually has the 'flame' look they were supposedly going for: https://i.imgur.com/qEhwwiI.png 22) Levin's Sword (Robin) https://i.imgur.com/JGlQ28l.png What the hell is this nonsense? Yeah, I get it - lightning bolt-shaped blade, deals electric damage, but it looks like an effect they'd use in a cartoon to show how useless a sword is against some impervious thing. You know, as if it could fold up. Again, seems wildly impractical for a sword fight. So congratulations to Robin on having 2 swords, and no good ones. --- azuarc wasn't even home. he was playing Magic the Gathering at his buddy's store, which is extremely easy to verify <cite>jcgamer107 posted [p:948518698] in JCGamer ra... [t:79178945]...</cite> <quote>I guess I should include pictures 24) Kokiri Sword (Young Link) https://i.imgur.com/8xe4TO4.png I never thought it was such a bad little sword. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love. 23) Galaxia (Meta Knight) https://i.imgur.com/8yu3aBi.png A little too much going on here. The set of forked blades don't really do it for me - seems like they'd get in the way if you're trying to have a proper swordsman's duel. Now if it were the anime version, it would have scored higher - it actually has the 'flame' look they were supposedly going for: https://i.imgur.com/qEhwwiI.png 22) Levin's Sword (Robin) https://i.imgur.com/JGlQ28l.png What the hell is this nonsense? Yeah, I get it - lightning bolt-shaped blade, deals electric damage, but it looks like an effect they'd use in a cartoon to show how useless a sword is against some impervious thing. You know, as if it could fold up. Again, seems wildly impractical for a sword fight. So congratulations to Robin on having 2 swords, and no good ones. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raka_Putra 12/19/20 7:44:23 AM #10:	Did Masamune give you the idea? --- Into the woods, but mind the past... Into the woods, but mind the future! <cite>Raka_Putra posted [p:948520682] in JCGamer ra... [t:79178945]...</cite> <quote>Did Masamune give you the idea? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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