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teddy241
12/15/20 4:01:17 PM
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last time i went number 2 someone came and jiggled the outside door handle. it certainly did not help the task at hand
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Far-Queue
12/15/20 4:03:29 PM
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That's why I carry a thermos so I can shit at my desk in peace

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Mead
12/15/20 4:14:17 PM
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I just yell Occupied! if that ever happens

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darcandkharg31
12/15/20 4:54:45 PM
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Mead posted...
I just yell Occupied! if that ever happens
I say "Come in, i'm naked."

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ReturnOfFa
12/15/20 4:55:29 PM
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I say stuff like "uhh, I'll be a minute!"

but then I'm like 8 more minutes

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Bugmeat
12/15/20 5:01:47 PM
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I could totally drop logs on a stage, under a spotlight with a crowd of people watching me.

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ReturnOfFa
12/15/20 5:03:24 PM
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I used to have a dream as as child. It involved sitting on the toilet at school, but then it turns out that it's on rails, and it wheels out through the hall, and through the classrooms. It was wild and traumatizing! :D

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DirtBasedSoap
12/15/20 5:03:43 PM
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this is why I literally never lock the door when I take a shit. if you wanna see me poop, thats on you

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ReturnOfFa
12/15/20 5:07:22 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
this is why I literally never lock the door when I take a shit. if you wanna see me poop, thats on you
Just imagining someone opening the door on you and you just saying..

"Hey, that's on you!" *shrug*

lmao

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Sarcasthma
12/15/20 5:26:57 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
That's why I carry a thermos so I can shit at my desk in peace
Plus it keeps your feces piping hot, so its really handy if you think youll need them later.

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EclairReturns
12/15/20 5:45:33 PM
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teddy241 posted...
jiggled the outside door handle


I remember having gotten irritated at people who had done this at my old work-place. I remember having gotten irritated that nobody bothered knocking before trying to open the door.
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DragonClaw01
12/15/20 5:53:39 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
this is why I literally never lock the door when I take a shit. if you wanna see me poop, thats on you
Based poster.

Sarcasthma posted...
Plus it keeps your feces piping hot, so its really handy if you think youll need them later.
I never found too much use for hot feces.


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Cacciato
12/15/20 5:57:49 PM
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DragonClaw01 posted...
I never found too much use for hot feces
Thats on you
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Metalsonic66
12/15/20 6:22:02 PM
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I spread some Nutella on the seat and the walls

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