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Sunburn
12/13/20 9:30:02 PM
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Well?
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Irony
12/13/20 9:32:33 PM
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Poop without your D touching the water

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GirTheRobot
12/13/20 9:32:42 PM
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littlebro07
12/13/20 9:34:34 PM
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Get a lift kit on their truck
Join the NRA

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IShall_Run_Amok
12/13/20 9:35:47 PM
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Spell "doddered" instead of "DoDDereD".

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nfearurspecimn
12/13/20 9:38:12 PM
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sit down to pee

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Christian RULES
12/13/20 9:40:04 PM
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steal elections

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AlisLandale
12/13/20 9:43:25 PM
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attack your opponents life points



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SauI_Goodman
12/13/20 9:45:20 PM
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convince their girl to try anal. much easier to do with a 5 incher than a 11 .

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Sunburn
12/13/20 9:46:52 PM
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Shablagoo
12/13/20 9:47:19 PM
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Get condoms for free/cheap. I havent bought condoms in a while but I swear last time I did I had to pay like $8 for 3 freaking condoms.

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Sunburn
12/13/20 10:19:01 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
Get condoms for free/cheap. I havent bought condoms in a while but I swear last time I did I had to pay like $8 for 3 freaking condoms.


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Flockaveli
12/13/20 10:20:40 PM
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Fit it in her mouth.

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Flockaveli
12/13/20 10:21:08 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
convince their girl to try anal. much easier to do with a 5 incher than a 11 .
FACTS.

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gunplagirl
12/13/20 10:21:37 PM
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How much foreskin does he have, because I have answers that change based upon this knowledge

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Touch
12/13/20 10:29:33 PM
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Clean the lint out from your phone's charging port

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marthsheretoo
12/13/20 10:29:41 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
How much foreskin does he have, because I have answers that change based upon this knowledge

Color me intrigued

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Lokison
12/13/20 10:31:29 PM
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Put a hat in it and call it mini me

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Lordgold666
12/13/20 10:52:36 PM
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Sexually satisfy every woman

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gunplagirl
12/13/20 11:25:26 PM
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marthsheretoo posted...
Color me intrigued
@marthsheretoo
I need to know how much

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marthsheretoo
12/14/20 12:14:28 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
marthsheretoo
I need to know how much

Let's go with a good amount first.

Idk I want to know all of them. None are gonna be relevant for me anyway!

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gunplagirl
12/14/20 2:18:41 AM
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marthsheretoo posted...
Let's go with a good amount first.

Idk I want to know all of them. None are gonna be relevant for me anyway!
If there's enough foreskin even though they're tiny you can basically dock inside the foreskin and make a super long dick.

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marthsheretoo
12/14/20 2:32:13 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
If there's enough foreskin even though they're tiny you can basically dock inside the foreskin and make a super long dick.

Nice.

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Lokison
12/14/20 2:33:21 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
If there's enough foreskin even though they're tiny you can basically dock inside the foreskin and make a super long dick.
Anyone wan... nope, not breaking ToS again.

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Eliza3
12/14/20 2:35:50 AM
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Why not start a small business?

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FF_Redux
12/14/20 3:29:04 AM
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TheFuriousInch
12/14/20 3:48:19 AM
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cry

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UnfairRepresent
12/14/20 3:55:10 AM
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Earn more money

Research shows that guys with small dicks earn more than guys with big dicks, most millionaires/billionaires are tiny

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marthsheretoo
12/14/20 4:12:47 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Earn more money

Research shows that guys with small dicks earn more than guys with big dicks, most millionaires/billionaires are tiny

"While you were out fornicating, I studied the markets."

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Flockaveli
12/14/20 4:49:45 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Earn more money

Research shows that guys with small dicks earn more than guys with big dicks, most millionaires/billionaires are tiny
Where money

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Turbam
12/14/20 4:50:20 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Earn more money

Research shows that guys with small dicks earn more than guys with big dicks, most millionaires/billionaires are tiny
So that's why I'm broke

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UnfairRepresent
12/14/20 5:25:35 AM
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marthsheretoo posted...
"While you were out fornicating, I studied the markets."
You joke but I think there's probably a grain truth to that.

Some kind of evolutionary thing if you believe in evolutionary psychology.

"if I'm meeker as a physical male than my rivals, what can I do to increase my mating chances?"

Being rich and successful Is up there

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MrFingers07
12/14/20 5:28:59 AM
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Win cy youngs. Love little d deGrom

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