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joe40001
12/13/20 8:48:20 PM
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yep.

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R1masher
12/13/20 8:48:53 PM
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Ive never not had sex

nah

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monkmith
12/13/20 8:51:59 PM
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Accolon
12/13/20 8:52:34 PM
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Well, get some

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Turbam
12/13/20 8:53:16 PM
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Come on man, even I've had sex.

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joe40001
12/13/20 8:53:51 PM
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Accolon posted...
Well, get some

Nah, I'm too fat, I've still got to lose weight before I can be attractive.

Also I still haven't figured out how people can have sex with 0% risk of creating a baby, which is unacceptable.

Also I'd take such a thing super seriously so I wouldn't want something shallow.

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Ivynn
12/13/20 8:54:08 PM
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How old are you? You may be approaching wizard age.

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DarkChozoGhost
12/13/20 8:55:16 PM
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Not surprising based off my tag of you

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joe40001
12/13/20 8:55:18 PM
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Ivynn posted...
How old are you? You may be approaching wizard age.

I prefer not to talk about age, I don't define myself that way.

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ArchNemo
12/13/20 8:55:52 PM
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joe40001 posted...
Nah, I'm too fat, I've still got to lose weight before I can be attractive.

Also I still haven't figured out how people can have sex with 0% risk of creating a baby, which is unacceptable.

Also I'd take such a thing super seriously so I wouldn't want something shallow.

Oh well more good news,

Having sex when you're out of shape sucks .
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Smackems
12/13/20 8:56:36 PM
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joe40001 posted...
I prefer not to talk about age, I don't define myself that way.
Nature does

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Jiggy101011
12/13/20 8:57:17 PM
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joe40001 posted...
I prefer not to talk about age, I don't define myself that way.

... christ you sound annoying.

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R1masher
12/13/20 8:57:24 PM
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joe40001 posted...
I'm too fat, I've still got to lose weight before I can be attractive.

thats not R1ght, sex (like eating) got nothing to do with whats appetizing

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joe40001
12/13/20 8:59:06 PM
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Jiggy101011 posted...
... christ you sound annoying.

"Tell me your age so I can shame/define you by it"

No thanks.

Smackems posted...
Nature does

Not really.

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Smackems
12/13/20 9:00:17 PM
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R1masher posted...
thats not R1ght, sex (like eating) got nothing to do with whats appetizing
Oh, no... Nononononononono

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MrToothHasYou
12/13/20 9:00:58 PM
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joe40001 posted...
Also I still haven't figured out how people can have sex with 0% risk of creating a baby
get yourself a trans gf, problem solved

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Pitlord_Special
12/13/20 9:01:34 PM
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I'm a 34 year old wizard, nothing to be ashamed about m8

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treebrojima
12/13/20 9:02:17 PM
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mattymad posted...
And it never felt gooood

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Bitter_Virgin
12/13/20 9:03:39 PM
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Time to get a prostitute. Youve been crying about sex forever. With your attitude, youll never get it

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Ivynn
12/13/20 9:04:04 PM
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joe40001 posted...
"Tell me your age so I can shame/define you by it"

No thanks.

FWIW, I wasn't attempting to shame/define you or whatever, I just wanted to make a "virgin by X age gets you magic powers" joke. >_>

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Smackems
12/13/20 9:04:31 PM
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Ivynn posted...
FWIW, I wasn't attempting to shame/define you or whatever, I just wanted to make a "virgin by X age gets you magic powers" joke. >_>
It's 30, tc

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RetsuZaiZen
12/13/20 9:04:56 PM
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I'm shocked really.

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joe40001
12/13/20 9:07:19 PM
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Ivynn posted...
FWIW, I wasn't attempting to shame/define you or whatever, I just wanted to make a "virgin by X age gets you magic powers" joke. >_>

No, that's cool, it's only people like Jiggy that bother me.

I'm used to the question, even if I choose not to answer it.

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nfearurspecimn
12/13/20 9:08:06 PM
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Conflict posted...
What exactly are you hoping to accomplish with this topic
joe is always like this

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sktgamer_13dude
12/13/20 9:09:58 PM
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joe40001 posted...
Nah, I'm too fat, I've still got to lose weight before I can be attractive.

Thats what I said and Ive still gotten laid by multiple girls. Even got them to be gfs.
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An_Actual_Chad
12/13/20 10:35:47 PM
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Turbam posted...
Come on man, even I've had sex.
Here is how I have you tagged.



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jon1012
12/13/20 10:37:13 PM
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I thought you fucked Eri?

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Lokison
12/13/20 10:40:46 PM
#31:


Congratulations?

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Socrawheeze
12/13/20 10:42:19 PM
#32:


no shame in that. work on yourself and things will fall into place. don't define yourself by sex or lack thereof
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KStateKing17
12/13/20 10:45:21 PM
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I've reclaimed my virginity

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MabusIncarnate
12/13/20 10:46:38 PM
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Conflict posted...
What exactly are you hoping to accomplish with this topic
Drop them trousers bud, time to take one for the team

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Veggeta X
12/13/20 11:45:14 PM
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Sorry TC but my topic got more posts than yours

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