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SaltyWet 12/13/20 7:19:14 PM #1:	There. I just saved you a ton of stress. --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:948297289] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>There. I just saved you a ton of stress. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 12/13/20 7:20:01 PM #2:	Thanks --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:948297320] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>Thanks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CM_Ponch 12/13/20 7:20:21 PM #3:	But doordashing paid my rent multiple times --- SW-8316-3213-4720 <cite>CM_Ponch posted [p:948297338] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>But doordashing paid my rent multiple times </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 12/13/20 7:23:14 PM #4:	CM_Ponch posted... But doordashing paid my rent multiple times No it didn't --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:948297463] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>CM_Ponch posted... </cite> <quote>But doordashing paid my rent multiple times</quote>No it didn't </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArchNemo 12/13/20 7:24:07 PM #5:	But doordashing helped pay for my sick kittens medical bills <cite>ArchNemo posted [p:948297508] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>But doordashing helped pay for my sick kittens medical bills </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 12/13/20 7:26:43 PM #6:	ArchNemo posted... But doordashing helped pay for my sick kittens medical bills No it didn't --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:948297613] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>ArchNemo posted... </cite> <quote>But doordashing helped pay for my sick kittens medical bills</quote>No it didn't </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SaltyWet 12/13/20 7:28:07 PM #8:	Crono99 posted... But doordashing helped my gf contribute five bucks to this month's groceries. No it didn't --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:948297654] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>Crono99 posted... </cite> <quote>But doordashing helped my gf contribute five bucks to this month's groceries.</quote>No it didn't </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumpo 12/13/20 7:30:31 PM #9:	But doordashing helped pay for my holiday gifts <cite>Trumpo posted [p:948297750] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>But doordashing helped pay for my holiday gifts </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 12/13/20 7:31:35 PM #10:	You're all just trolling --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:948297788] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>You're all just trolling </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJGrimReaper 12/13/20 7:31:39 PM #11:	But doordashing helped me save puppies from a burning building --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://error1355.com/ce/SSJGrimReaper.html <cite>SSJGrimReaper posted [p:948297791] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>But doordashing helped me save puppies from a burning building </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 12/13/20 7:34:22 PM #12:	SSJGrimReaper posted... But doordashing helped me save puppies from a burning building This needs an explanation. --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:948297874] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>SSJGrimReaper posted... </cite> <quote>But doordashing helped me save puppies from a burning building</quote>This needs an explanation. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Freddie_Mercury 12/13/20 7:49:32 PM #15:	But doordashing brought me on a cross-country road trip on a quest for meaning and true experience. --- https://i.imgtc.com/eMQvkRJ.png https://i.imgtc.ws/l86HyIt.png <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:948298497] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>But doordashing brought me on a cross-country road trip on a quest for meaning and true experience. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 12/13/20 7:53:31 PM #17:	With door dash, I was able to put my entire check from my 40 hour job towards credit cards. I'd still be doing door dash if I wasn't in school --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:948298664] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>With door dash, I was able to put my entire check from my 40 hour job towards credit cards. I'd still be doing door dash if I wasn't in school </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SaltyWet 12/13/20 7:53:51 PM #18:	Conflict posted... Clearly a certain incident brought on this topic so you might as well share with the class It was an accumulation of going to restaurants that were closed, going to restaurants that didn't have the order, or the prices were wrong or waiting 45 minutes to place and order or not getting compensated for going to a restaurant when the customer cancelled in the middle of it --- SaltyWet <cite>SaltyWet posted [p:948298682] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>Conflict posted... </cite> <quote>Clearly a certain incident brought on this topic so you might as well share with the class</quote>It was an accumulation of going to restaurants that were closed, going to restaurants that didn't have the order, or the prices were wrong or waiting 45 minutes to place and order or not getting compensated for going to a restaurant when the customer cancelled in the middle of it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 12/13/20 7:55:36 PM #19:	But doordashing solved the global climate crisis and brought back the dinosaurs --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. =~=; Vicious_Dios Original - https://tinyurl.com/y9fpdoll <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:948298745] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>But doordashing solved the global climate crisis and brought back the dinosaurs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kisai 12/13/20 8:14:06 PM #20:	MabusIncarnate posted... But doordashing solved the global climate crisis and brought back the dinosaurs No it didnt. --- WHO MODS THE MODERATORS? <cite>Kisai posted [p:948299421] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted... </cite> <quote>But doordashing solved the global climate crisis and brought back the dinosaurs</quote> No it didnt. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jiek_Fafn 12/13/20 8:15:56 PM #21:	But doordash brought me internet fame when I confronted some hoe on camera that claimed she never received her food. --- PSN: Jiek <cite>Jiek_Fafn posted [p:948299488] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>But doordash brought me internet fame when I confronted some hoe on camera that claimed she never received her food. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3PiesAndAFork 12/13/20 8:18:46 PM #22:	But doordashing gave me wings --- @('_')@ <cite>3PiesAndAFork posted [p:948299594] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>But doordashing gave me wings </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bigtiggie23 12/13/20 8:25:06 PM #23:	But if everyone Doordashed COVID would be eradicated in a month tops. --- If reading my posts gives you an erection lasting longer than four hours, you're welcome. <cite>bigtiggie23 posted [p:948299820] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>But if everyone Doordashed COVID would be eradicated in a month tops.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 12/13/20 8:26:35 PM #24:	But doordash fed me for a meal and I gave someone gas as thanks --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:948299881] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>But doordash fed me for a meal and I gave someone gas as thanks </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
samurai bandit 12/13/20 8:46:15 PM #25:	But doordash is a fun game where you need to dash just in time to make it through a door. --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! <cite>samurai bandit posted [p:948300668] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>But doordash is a fun game where you need to dash just in time to make it through a door. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CE_gonna_CE 12/13/20 9:17:00 PM #26:	But Uber Eats pays me $2.50 to drive 10 miles and deliver cold McDs to some schlup when they dont tip. --- http://error1355.com/ce/CE_gonna_CE.html <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:948301747] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>But Uber Eats pays me $2.50 to drive 10 miles and deliver cold McDs to some schlup when they dont tip. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 12/13/20 9:20:37 PM #27:	DoorDash poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses! --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:948301884] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>DoorDash poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 12/13/20 9:37:49 PM #28:	A SUV driving Taxicab company CEO soccer mom and auto insurance broker was teaching a class on Dominos, known pizza delivery. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Dominoes and accept that they are the most highly-evolved pizza the world has ever known, delivered to your door in 30 minutes or it's free!" At this moment, a brave, grease monkey, Class A driver's license DoorDash driver who had served 1500 meals and understood the necessity of getting taco bell delivered at 11 pm and fully supported ride-sharing companies stood up and held up a rock. "How long did it take this rock to get here?" The arrogant professor smirked quite Uberishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid shotgun rider" "Wrong. Its been 5 minutes since I ordered it on DoorDash. If it took 4.6 billion years to get here and proprietary delivery, as you say, is real then it would have been delivered by Dominoes employees!" The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped her chalk and copy of Defensive Driving for Dummies. She stormed out of the room crying those for carry out tears. The students applauded and all registered DoorDash drivers that day and accepted ride-sharing as their lord and savior. An app named "Support Local Restaurants" was automatically installed on everyone's phones and gave a free trial of their premium subscription. The 5 star driver reviews were read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted Happy Hour rates across the country. The professor lost her tenure and was fired the next day. She died of the food poisoning for trying to cook something herself and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. Semper Fi --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:948302501] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote> A SUV driving Taxicab company CEO soccer mom and auto insurance broker was teaching a class on Dominos, known pizza delivery. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Dominoes and accept that they are the most highly-evolved pizza the world has ever known, delivered to your door in 30 minutes or it's free!" At this moment, a brave, grease monkey, Class A driver's license DoorDash driver who had served 1500 meals and understood the necessity of getting taco bell delivered at 11 pm and fully supported ride-sharing companies stood up and held up a rock. "How long did it take this rock to get here?" The arrogant professor smirked quite Uberishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid shotgun rider" "Wrong. Its been 5 minutes since I ordered it on DoorDash. If it took 4.6 billion years to get here and proprietary delivery, as you say, is real then it would have been delivered by Dominoes employees!" The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped her chalk and copy of Defensive Driving for Dummies. She stormed out of the room crying those for carry out tears. The students applauded and all registered DoorDash drivers that day and accepted ride-sharing as their lord and savior. An app named "Support Local Restaurants" was automatically installed on everyone's phones and gave a free trial of their premium subscription. The 5 star driver reviews were read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted Happy Hour rates across the country. The professor lost her tenure and was fired the next day. She died of the food poisoning for trying to cook something herself and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity. Semper Fi </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chairforceone 12/13/20 9:42:00 PM #29:	Lol this thread <cite>chairforceone posted [p:948302627] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>Lol this thread </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 12/13/20 9:48:23 PM #30:	chairforceone posted... Lol this thread it was great when the counter "no you didn't". got spoken after each attempt lmao. --- Explorers In The Further Regions Of Experience, demons to some, Angels To Others: Pinhead <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:948302834] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>chairforceone posted...</cite> <quote>Lol this thread </quote> it was great when the counter "no you didn't". got spoken after each attempt lmao.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kisai 12/14/20 4:46:50 PM #31:	littlebro07 posted... DoorDash poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses! No it didn't. --- WHO MODS THE MODERATORS? <cite>Kisai posted [p:948332409] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>littlebro07 posted... </cite> <quote>DoorDash poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!</quote>No it didn't. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 12/14/20 5:01:06 PM #32:	But DoorDash showed me why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch --- https://imgur.com/ZVrHdEl <cite>Touch posted [p:948332965] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>But DoorDash showed me why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 12/14/20 5:02:22 PM #33:	But doordash was the friends we made along the way. --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:948333015] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>But doordash was the friends we made along the way. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SauI_Goodman 12/14/20 5:05:54 PM #34:	Ive considered doing it on my bicycle. I saw an ad for bike deliverers. I wouldbt use my car though. Its not worth the maintenance costs. Same reason i wouldnt do uber or lyft. Unless they provided a company vehicle. Id be all over it. --- If you can see this message it's a wonder why it hasn't been modded yet by the snowflakes. <cite>SauI_Goodman posted [p:948333159] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>Ive considered doing it on my bicycle. I saw an ad for bike deliverers. I wouldbt use my car though. Its not worth the maintenance costs. Same reason i wouldnt do uber or lyft. Unless they provided a company vehicle. Id be all over it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fhqwhgads 12/14/20 5:10:00 PM #35:	But doordash helped me pay for this gamefaqs gold account --- Everybody to the Limit you can't bxzwlads the fhqwhgads~spudger <cite>fhqwhgads posted [p:948333306] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>But doordash helped me pay for this gamefaqs gold account </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Beyond01 12/14/20 5:12:27 PM #36:	SauI_Goodman posted... Ive considered doing it on my bicycle. I saw an ad for bike deliverers. I wouldbt use my car though. Its not worth the maintenance costs. Same reason i wouldnt do uber or lyft. Unless they provided a company vehicle. Id be all over it. I really dont know how you would do it with a bike. People dont want their food hours later. I agree TC it can be a pain the ass. I especially hate the deliveries that go to the apartments and they expect you to know exactly where they are. Most apartments make no sense what so ever, and some of them are pretty big. Ugh such a pain. --- Here we go <cite>Beyond01 posted [p:948333387] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>SauI_Goodman posted... </cite> <quote>Ive considered doing it on my bicycle. I saw an ad for bike deliverers. I wouldbt use my car though. Its not worth the maintenance costs. Same reason i wouldnt do uber or lyft. Unless they provided a company vehicle. Id be all over it.</quote> I really dont know how you would do it with a bike. People dont want their food hours later. I agree TC it can be a pain the ass. I especially hate the deliveries that go to the apartments and they expect you to know exactly where they are. Most apartments make no sense what so ever, and some of them are pretty big. Ugh such a pain. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BobLoblaw_ 12/14/20 5:16:49 PM #37:	But doordash helped me pay off the deficit --- http://bob-loblaws-law-blog.blogspot.com/ <cite>BobLoblaw_ posted [p:948333542] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>But doordash helped me pay off the deficit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iPhone_7 12/14/20 5:17:31 PM #38:	Turns out the doordash was the friends we made along the way. --- Sig User Logic https://imgur.com/lA5fm7w <cite>iPhone_7 posted [p:948333559] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>Turns out the doordash was the friends we made along the way. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kisai 12/14/20 6:24:11 PM #39:	Touch posted... But DoorDash showed me why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch No it didn't. --- WHO MODS THE MODERATORS? <cite>Kisai posted [p:948336199] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>Touch posted... </cite> <quote>But DoorDash showed me why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch</quote>No it didn't. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kajagogo 12/14/20 6:25:51 PM #40:	But DoorDash gave me the confidence to slay the dragon and free the princess! --- By Grabthar's Hammer....what a savings. <cite>Kajagogo posted [p:948336272] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>But DoorDash gave me the confidence to slay the dragon and free the princess! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flauros 12/14/20 6:26:51 PM #41:	I wouldnt want to be a delivery boy any day of the week. Especially during rona days. --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://imgur.com/nhHkg9L https://imgur.com/A3kur0P https://imgur.com/Hj9RrC6 <cite>Flauros posted [p:948336321] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>I wouldnt want to be a delivery boy any day of the week. Especially during rona days. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Beyond01 12/14/20 7:54:14 PM #43:	randy_123r posted... There's some dude on Twitch who streams himself delivering food on a bike for Uber in New York. It looks pretty damn fun. So I guess it depends on where you live, since traffic there would be brutal and it would be much quicker on a bike. Makes sense. --- Here we go <cite>Beyond01 posted [p:948339596] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>randy_123r posted... </cite> <quote>There's some dude on Twitch who streams himself delivering food on a bike for Uber in New York. It looks pretty damn fun. So I guess it depends on where you live, since traffic there would be brutal and it would be much quicker on a bike.</quote> Makes sense. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thatguyonthebus 12/14/20 7:56:39 PM #44:	But Doordash paid for my bus rides <cite>Thatguyonthebus posted [p:948339684] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>But Doordash paid for my bus rides </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kisai 12/14/20 10:11:20 PM #45:	Beyond01 posted... Makes sense. No it didn't. --- WHO MODS THE MODERATORS? <cite>Kisai posted [p:948345004] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>Beyond01 posted... </cite> <quote>Makes sense.</quote>No it didn't. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 12/15/20 2:45:10 AM #46:	Nya it didt --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:948352048] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>Nya it didt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumpo 12/15/20 6:28:33 PM #47:	This had man fan potential <cite>Trumpo posted [p:948377390] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>This had man fan potential </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sauceje 12/15/20 6:33:40 PM #48:	ordering food on Uber Eats I've gotten people delivering on a bike, but the restaurants were probably closerly by --- He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage, He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead <cite>sauceje posted [p:948377582] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>ordering food on Uber Eats I've gotten people delivering on a bike, but the restaurants were probably closerly by </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Thatguyonthebus 12/15/20 6:41:51 PM #49:	Trumpo posted... This had man fan potential No it didn't <cite>Thatguyonthebus posted [p:948377903] in Protip: Do... [t:79173432]...</cite> <quote>Trumpo posted... </cite> <quote>This had man fan potential</quote> No it didn't </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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