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AzurexNightmare 11/24/20 5:44:31 PM #1:	I don't want a toilet to shoot water into my ass. People will trash me and say "toilet paper is nasty!" but I mean if you clean your ass right, who cares? It's my ass! Your ass will ALWAYS be dirty. Because it's your ass. If you have a partner who is going to do things to your ass sexually then I get it, but I don't have that and am not into that. And it's not like I'm gonna be touching my ass for any reason either. Being grossed out at toilet paper is like being grossed out that you have shit in your intestines when you're out in public. Everyone does... That's what the body does. And guess what? We take showers and clean our asses. I never want to use a bidet :p fucking weird ass device. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII <cite>AzurexNightmare posted [p:947562900] in Bidets are... [t:79133252]...</cite> <quote>I don't want a toilet to shoot water into my ass. People will trash me and say "toilet paper is nasty!" but I mean if you clean your ass right, who cares? It's my ass! Your ass will ALWAYS be dirty. Because it's your ass. If you have a partner who is going to do things to your ass sexually then I get it, but I don't have that and am not into that. And it's not like I'm gonna be touching my ass for any reason either. Being grossed out at toilet paper is like being grossed out that you have shit in your intestines when you're out in public. Everyone does... That's what the body does. And guess what? We take showers and clean our asses. I never want to use a bidet :p fucking weird ass device. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 11/24/20 5:46:17 PM #2:	i mean just leave poop streaks in your underwear sure --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:947562964] in Bidets are... [t:79133252]...</cite> <quote>i mean just leave poop streaks in your underwear sure </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CADE FOSTER 11/24/20 5:47:07 PM #3:	tc not man enough to admit he liked water in his ass <cite>CADE FOSTER posted [p:947562996] in Bidets are... [t:79133252]...</cite> <quote>tc not man enough to admit he liked water in his ass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 11/24/20 5:47:19 PM #4:	If something isn't common in America, then it's probably good. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:947563004] in Bidets are... [t:79133252]...</cite> <quote>If something isn't common in America, then it's probably good. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 11/24/20 5:48:06 PM #5:	Ive got a really stupid question........so if you use a bidet and clean your ass with water.......isn't it going to be wet inside your cheeks for a while, as you're walking around? I feel like id need TP after to dry it >_> --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:947563033] in Bidets are... [t:79133252]...</cite> <quote>Ive got a really stupid question........so if you use a bidet and clean your ass with water.......isn't it going to be wet inside your cheeks for a while, as you're walking around? I feel like id need TP after to dry it >_> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AzurexNightmare 11/24/20 5:48:38 PM #6:	CADE FOSTER posted... tc not man enough to admit he liked water in his ass Ive never felt it. It's a sensitive area so it probably feels nice lmao but it's from the toilet. That's disgusting. Like when you take a dump and it splashes your ass AKA Poseidon's Kiss. That feels awful. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII <cite>AzurexNightmare posted [p:947563056] in Bidets are... [t:79133252]...</cite> <quote>CADE FOSTER posted... </cite> <quote>tc not man enough to admit he liked water in his ass</quote>Ive never felt it. It's a sensitive area so it probably feels nice lmao but it's from the toilet. That's disgusting. Like when you take a dump and it splashes your ass AKA Poseidon's Kiss. That feels awful. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CADE FOSTER 11/24/20 5:49:16 PM #7:	nah alot of bidets have dryers aswell no need for tp at all <cite>CADE FOSTER posted [p:947563077] in Bidets are... [t:79133252]...</cite> <quote>nah alot of bidets have dryers aswell no need for tp at all </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 11/24/20 5:49:24 PM #8:	Ryven posted... Ive got a really stupid question........so if you use a bidet and clean your ass with water.......isn't it going to be wet inside your cheeks for a while, as you're walking around? I feel like id need TP after to dry it >_> you poop the water back out --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:947563082] in Bidets are... [t:79133252]...</cite> <quote>Ryven posted... </cite> <quote>Ive got a really stupid question........so if you use a bidet and clean your ass with water.......isn't it going to be wet inside your cheeks for a while, as you're walking around? I feel like id need TP after to dry it >_></quote> you poop the water back out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Balrog0 11/24/20 5:51:56 PM #9:	CADE FOSTER posted... nah alot of bidets have dryers aswell no need for tp at all Wat is that true --- https://blackmalevoterproject.org/ <cite>Balrog0 posted [p:947563169] in Bidets are... [t:79133252]...</cite> <quote>CADE FOSTER posted... </cite> <quote>nah alot of bidets have dryers aswell no need for tp at all</quote> Wat is that true </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AzurexNightmare 11/24/20 5:51:59 PM #10:	CADE FOSTER posted... nah alot of bidets have dryers aswell no need for tp at all I did not know this. Wtf. Lol. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII <cite>AzurexNightmare posted [p:947563171] in Bidets are... [t:79133252]...</cite> <quote>CADE FOSTER posted... </cite> <quote>nah alot of bidets have dryers aswell no need for tp at all</quote>I did not know this. Wtf. Lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CADE FOSTER 11/24/20 5:52:42 PM #11:	yeah the higher priced ones can dry your anus https://www.amazon.com/TOTO-SW2034-01-Electronic-Elongated/dp/B00UCIOWRM/ref=sr_1_7?dchild=1&keywords=bidet+with+dryer&qid=1606258383&sr=8-7 <cite>CADE FOSTER posted [p:947563199] in Bidets are... [t:79133252]...</cite> <quote>yeah the higher priced ones can dry your anus https://www.amazon.com/TOTO-SW2034-01-Electronic-Elongated/dp/B00UCIOWRM/ref=sr_1_7?dchild=1&keywords=bidet+with+dryer&qid=1606258383&sr=8-7 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 11/24/20 5:53:45 PM #12:	You need to change the factory settings from stun to kill --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:947563229] in Bidets are... [t:79133252]...</cite> <quote>You need to change the factory settings from stun to kill </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsugarized_Foo 11/24/20 5:54:18 PM #13:	If poop touches you anywhere on your body, you scrub and wash it But your butthole and cheeks? Pass --- "All I have is my balls and my word, and I don't break them for anyone!"-Tony Montana <cite>Unsugarized_Foo posted [p:947563248] in Bidets are... [t:79133252]...</cite> <quote>If poop touches you anywhere on your body, you scrub and wash it But your butthole and cheeks? Pass </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Balrog0 11/24/20 5:54:50 PM #14:	CADE FOSTER posted... yeah the higher priced ones can dry your anus https://www.amazon.com/TOTO-SW2034-01-Electronic-Elongated/dp/B00UCIOWRM/ref=sr_1_7?dchild=1&keywords=bidet+with+dryer&qid=1606258383&sr=8-7 Man I want one even more --- https://blackmalevoterproject.org/ <cite>Balrog0 posted [p:947563270] in Bidets are... [t:79133252]...</cite> <quote>CADE FOSTER posted... </cite> <quote>yeah the higher priced ones can dry your anus https://www.amazon.com/TOTO-SW2034-01-Electronic-Elongated/dp/B00UCIOWRM/ref=sr_1_7?dchild=1&keywords=bidet+with+dryer&qid=1606258383&sr=8-7</quote> Man I want one even more </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 11/24/20 5:55:08 PM #15:	The reason why it's uncommon in the US is because of toxic masculinity. --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:947563283] in Bidets are... [t:79133252]...</cite> <quote>The reason why it's uncommon in the US is because of toxic masculinity. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 11/24/20 5:55:49 PM #16:	I just wipe like normal and then hop in the tub to wash my ass with soap and water. --- "If you wanna grow your business you need to exploit more." ~Austin_Era_II "Out of those two? Racist for me... easily." ~Vicious_Dios <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:947563304] in Bidets are... [t:79133252]...</cite> <quote>I just wipe like normal and then hop in the tub to wash my ass with soap and water. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 11/24/20 5:56:44 PM #17:	Shablagoo posted... I just wipe like normal and then hop in the tub to wash my ass with soap and water. that's a neat trick I'll remember that for later since --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:947563343] in Bidets are... [t:79133252]...</cite> <quote>Shablagoo posted... </cite> <quote>I just wipe like normal and then hop in the tub to wash my ass with soap and water.</quote>that's a neat trick I'll remember that for later since </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AzurexNightmare 11/24/20 5:57:02 PM #18:	nfearurspecimn posted... The reason why it's uncommon in the US is because of toxic masculinity. I hate toxic masculinity. Now I feel like being pro Biden... I mean bidet... I'm hungover today --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII <cite>AzurexNightmare posted [p:947563354] in Bidets are... [t:79133252]...</cite> <quote>nfearurspecimn posted... </cite> <quote>The reason why it's uncommon in the US is because of toxic masculinity.</quote>I hate toxic masculinity. Now I feel like being pro Biden... I mean bidet... I'm hungover today </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fuming 11/24/20 5:58:33 PM #19:	bidets aren't weird at all. idk why america seems so weirded out by them, literally nobody else cares. just clean your ass ffs. <cite>fuming posted [p:947563409] in Bidets are... [t:79133252]...</cite> <quote>bidets aren't weird at all. idk why america seems so weirded out by them, literally nobody else cares. just clean your ass ffs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SomeLikeItHoth 11/24/20 6:00:00 PM #20:	If youre not using either a bidet or butt wipes after you poop, youre uncivilized. You also need to bleach your ass semi regularly. --- FAM FOREVER. <cite>SomeLikeItHoth posted [p:947563457] in Bidets are... [t:79133252]...</cite> <quote>If youre not using either a bidet or butt wipes after you poop, youre uncivilized. You also need to bleach your ass semi regularly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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