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TeaMilk
11/19/20 2:47:11 PM
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Its my only pair, and I'm meating my realtor to go inspect my new condo

Would it look better to wear slippers, or wear 1 shoe and try to conceal my other foot the whole time? Once I get in the house I'll take off my shoes anyway, so maybe he won't notice?

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Turbam
11/19/20 2:47:34 PM
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Wear one shoe and one slipper

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Giant_Aspirin
11/19/20 2:47:52 PM
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order a new pair from Amazon and do the 2-hour delivery

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Flockaveli
11/19/20 2:48:08 PM
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Wear a long dress.

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The Popo
11/19/20 2:48:19 PM
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In a few hours? Go out and buy the cheapest shoes you can find.

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nothanks1
11/19/20 2:48:45 PM
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Tell him you're a hippy and don't do the "shoe thing" as it harms animals
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Blo
11/19/20 2:49:08 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
I'm meating my realtor
Nice

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Antifar
11/19/20 2:50:00 PM
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Just say your dog chewed it
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treewojima
11/19/20 2:50:54 PM
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Tell them a big fat guy stole it
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TeaMilk
11/19/20 2:51:19 PM
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Turbam posted...
Wear one shoe and one slipper
My slippers are light purple, and my shoe is black though so I think it'd stand out

Giant_Aspirin posted...
order a new pair from Amazon and do the 2-hour delivery
Oh wow I can do that? If I can't find it soon I might consider >_>

Flockaveli posted...
Wear a long dress.
Don't have any dresses, much less a foot length one

The Popo posted...
In a few hours? Go out and buy the cheapest shoes you can find.
But id have to go out in no shoes lol, also dont have a car

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TeaMilk
11/19/20 2:52:53 PM
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nothanks1 posted...
Tell him you're a hippy and don't do the "shoe thing" as it harms animals
Ok this is smart tbh

Antifar posted...
Just say your dog chewed it
Im almost wondering if my BFs dog DID take it, I can't find it anywhere. She doesnt have a history of chewing up shoes though afaik

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DocileOrangeCup
11/19/20 2:54:48 PM
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nothanks1
11/19/20 2:55:54 PM
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Or put a homemade cast on it and say a fat man fell on it and broke it
or say your boyfriend forbids you from owning property and stole your shoes to stop you going outside but you're a strong independent cegal who don't need no skinny man
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The Popo
11/19/20 2:59:09 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
But id have to go out in no shoes lol

Youll be doing that regardless

TeaMilk posted...
also dont have a car

Uber

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TeaMilk
11/19/20 3:18:00 PM
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Ok I found it, it was under the couch. Needed help lifting it lol

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Machete
11/19/20 3:22:04 PM
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Blo posted...

Nice

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Machete
11/19/20 3:22:28 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Ok I found it, it was under the couch. Needed help lifting it lol


Good luck with the meat
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nothanks1
11/19/20 3:23:58 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Needed help lifting it lol

steel toed boots?
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TeaMilk
11/19/20 5:37:05 PM
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Machete posted...
Good luck with the meat
Thanks :) my mom is gonna come too

nothanks1 posted...
steel toed boots?
steel toed couch

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nothanks1
11/19/20 6:09:28 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
steel toed couch

So you're the couch? Or are you wearing the couch?
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