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wwinterj25
11/16/20 6:53:58 PM
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Felling pervy, want details.... for a friend.

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LinkPizza
11/16/20 6:55:43 PM
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For blowjob, I think I just exchange with a guy during high school.

For sex, I had a friend one year older than me. We use to something exchange blowjobs every once in a while. One day, we decided to have sex. I dont know why. But we did... It was pretty fun...
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JigsawTDC
11/16/20 6:56:29 PM
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I literally just told you the story and you told me not to :( but I'll just copy and paste it here again for everyone else:

Yeah, I told the story here years ago when it happened, and some people definitely still remember it since they have recently referenced it to me, but since you weren't here for me losing my virginity, here's the full story:

The first time I met this girl was her friend pushing her into me. I was Junior at the time, she was a freshman. We were on the city bus and her friend just shoves her while we're shuffling to find a seat. Her friend goes "Look you've made a new friend!" I was weird out because this girl had always just been a bit of an oddball at the bus stop. Nothing super outlandish, just vibes. Plus I had a crush on the friend as was bummer she wasn't the one trying to be friends with me.

Fast forward a couple years and I've graduated and she's a junior. We weren't particularly close friends, but we talked occasionally and had mutual friends that we were both close with (not her friend that originally pushed her into me though, she moved to an alpaca farm to get away from her heroin addiction or something). During her junior year, she found an abandoned baby squirrel at the bus stop... And decided to just take it. It was weirdly obedient to her. It'd run off into trees and then come back to her and perch on her shoulder. She brought it to school in a cat carrier and the teachers for some reason just let her do it?

Well, one day, me, her, and two of our other friends are all supposed to hang out. The other two friends bail and it's just me watching a movie at her house. She starts kissing me out of the blue and I'm confused. I was not into her that way. On my walk home I jokingly tell my friend I'd only ever date her to get the squirrel. But then that night my dick starts thinking for me and I ask her out.

We date for a couple weeks, she cries during our first real kiss (something about an abusive past bf or something). One day she clearly has hickies on her neck from someone else, but my naive ass believes her when she says he dad is abusive and chokes her. I agree to let her stay a few days at my place. I was living with my mom and her bf, but the house was huge and I successfully kept her there for three days. My mom still doesn't know I hid a girl in my room for three days.

We watch Requiem for a Dream and when it ends she says "doesn't it just make you want to do heroin?" No. She steals and drinks a bunch of my mom's vodka and has me put on this creepy vulture mask I have and then starts stripping. She asks if I have an eye patch and I lie and say I don't. After she strips, we do the deed and the whole time the squirrel is being nuts.

On night 2 my other friend comes over and she proposed a threesome and he immediately left in discomfort. On day 3 she finally decided to go back to her father's. While I'm work I get a call from her and she's crying. She is being sent to a therapeutic boarding school mostly due to various addictions (heroin, speed, alcohol, and sex). She needs someone to watch the squirrel. I'm in a weird flurry of emotions, so I agree to take the squirrel...

She just let the squirrel roam freely. My mom would not allow that in her house. So I bought a giant cat cage meant for three cats and that became it's new home. It should be noted that squirrels are not meant to be caged.

One day the squirrel was on the top shelf of the cat cage. He was burrowing into a sock that was part of his bedding, head first. Unfortunately, he burrowed into the sock over the edge of the shelf and hit the bottom with a loud thump. From then on he could no longer use his back legs. He still managed to jump around with his front legs, it was sort of impressive. But he was pissing on himself and his fur was coming off. So I took him to a wildlife center and they put him down...

That's the end of the story. The part I never got a chance to tell on PotD: we ended up hooking up again a few years later. She was still heavy in addiction and fed me a bunch of alcohol and mollie and then I tried heroin for the first time with her! She seems to be living a good life now. I don't think she's addicted to all the substances anymore, but idk. She was always good at hiding it.

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Jen0125
11/16/20 6:56:53 PM
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I was only 14 so it might be illegal for me to disclose the details

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wwinterj25
11/16/20 7:01:07 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
I was only 14 so it might be illegal for me to disclose the details
Fair. I wasn't asking age though.

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blu
11/16/20 7:21:54 PM
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I was 18, girlfriend 16 Both in highschool. We went to go see how to train your dragon but there was an issue and they couldn't show it, so we went to my place instead.
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Phantom_Nook
11/16/20 7:38:35 PM
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It was just a few years ago. After being a bitter virgin until the ripe old age of 25, I finally matched with someone on Tinder that wanted to date me. We fucked on the third date.
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wwinterj25
11/16/20 7:39:12 PM
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Phantom_Nook posted...
It was just a few years ago. After being a bitter virgin until the ripe old age of 25, I finally matched with someone on Tinder that wanted to date me. We fucked on the third date.
Sounds hot.

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Garlands_Soul
11/16/20 7:52:34 PM
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This year actually! I was and still am 20. She was too. Met a girl at a Billy Idol concert and we talked for a while until dating. I picked her up from home 3 hours away for a weekend to hang out at my parents' house and we fucked in my log cabin after she gave me a bracelet she bought me. We were both drunk

The actual sex was good too. She started singing "Once in a Lifetime" towards the end which was entertaining.

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wwinterj25
11/16/20 7:53:38 PM
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Garlands_Soul posted...
The actual sex was good too. She started singing "Once in a Lifetime" towards the end which was entertaining.

Nice.


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ClarkDuke
11/16/20 7:59:00 PM
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billy bob, took me to tijuana on one of my birthdays, i was never able to get the name of the triplets, ok?

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T0ffee
11/16/20 9:10:59 PM
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I got sexually assaulted by my nanny.

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PK_Spam
11/16/20 9:15:41 PM
#14:


Grindr

spring break

home town

19

details details

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grimhilde00
11/16/20 9:20:40 PM
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19

I actually 100% disassociated during the first few times. Like blacked out can't remember (sober, not passed out, just mind completely somewhere else and no memory except of things starting / it being over).

shitty guy stayed with too long

fun times..

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JigsawTDC
11/16/20 9:21:25 PM
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Actually, if we're counting sexual assault then I guess it was when I was in third grade and my cousin raped me. Joke's on her now though. She's dead! Ha!
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grimhilde00
11/16/20 9:22:53 PM
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eh I don't count sexual assault

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trodi_911
11/16/20 9:37:12 PM
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I drew a V on a card and threw it in the trash.

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LinkPizza
11/16/20 9:39:48 PM
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trodi_911 posted...
I drew a V on a card and threw it in the trash.

I don't think you lost it. You just gave it away...
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trodi_911
11/16/20 10:16:15 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
I don't think you lost it. You just gave it away...
I don't know where it is so it's lost, right?

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IAmNowGone
11/16/20 10:18:09 PM
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JigsawTDC posted...
Actually, if we're counting sexual assault then I guess it was when I was in third grade and my cousin raped me. Joke's on her now though. She's dead! Ha!

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JigsawTDC
11/16/20 10:21:31 PM
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I should probably clarify I didn't kill her. I hadn't had contact with her for years by the time she died. She had a drug problem and was mixing Xanax with another drug that was prescribed to get her off heroin. Caused her to have multiple seizures and one eventually killed her. Her toddler child was the one to find the body. I feel bad for the kid, but I don't feel too strongly one way or the other about her being dead. She was never a good person.
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LinkPizza
11/16/20 10:22:37 PM
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trodi_911 posted...
I don't know where it is so it's lost, right?

I don't think so. When I spend money at a store, after a few days, I don't know where it is. But I wouldn't say I lost the money... But that's just me... Haha...
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trodi_911
11/16/20 10:54:34 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
I don't think so. When I spend money at a store, after a few days, I don't know where it is. But I wouldn't say I lost the money... But that's just me... Haha...
It depends on the perspective. You can say you are losing more money than you should be if you are buying more expensive or unnecessary items or services than you need to be.

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CarefreeDude
11/16/20 11:06:49 PM
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I was 12 she was 13. We were both interested in sex and watched one of her brothers pornos together. We did some fooling around but didn't go all the way. A few days later we were on a walk together by the river and decided to try it. I couldn't find the hole and then accident just rammed it in. She yelled in pain and we stopped. Tried it again a few days later and had a much better time

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Raddest_Chad
11/16/20 11:07:48 PM
#26:


I put my penis in my girlfriend's vagina. The end.

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LeetCheet
11/16/20 11:23:36 PM
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I dunno if I actually lost it but my gf and I did finally tried once like a month ago after being together for five years.
Didn't finish though which was disappointing.

Haven't tried since because she doesn't seem to be that interested doing it which is also rather disappointing...

I try to talk with her if she wants to do it sometimes but every time I ask I don't really get a proper answer from her other than 'I don't know'.
I don't want to be begging her because that would just feel bad and straight up desperate.
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eating4fun
11/17/20 12:04:02 AM
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looks like I'm the winner here and lost it at 29 years old. I'm 29 years old.

We did it after dating for a few months. Still dating.

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MrMelodramatic
11/17/20 12:04:18 AM
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I was 16. She was 16. We were at her house after school. It was kinda silly but a good time.

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TheWitchMorgana
11/17/20 1:11:32 AM
#30:


i had sex with someone

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mooreandrew58
11/17/20 1:15:26 AM
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Depends on how strict your definition is. First sexual expierence was me blowing a close friend whom I ended up dating for awhile. First time I penetrated someone was a girl in the woods behind my house. Disturbingly in hindsight same exact spot my brother lost his. Just happened to be the most discreet spot in the neighborhood and even in woods since a lot of us liked to wander through the woods but nobody ever came to that due it not being super easy to locate.(no trail leading to it)

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Person106
11/17/20 1:22:06 AM
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Still a virgin.
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DirtBasedSoap
11/17/20 1:37:11 AM
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LeetCheet posted...
finally tried once like a month ago after being together for five years.
damn

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Metalsonic66
11/17/20 1:40:51 AM
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Put my hoo-hoo-dilly in a woman's cha-cha

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wwinterj25
11/17/20 2:51:18 AM
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JigsawTDC posted...
I should probably clarify

ffs

TheWitchMorgana posted...
i had sex with someone

Wow crazy talk here.


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ClarkDuke
11/17/20 3:26:11 AM
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CarefreeDude posted...
I was 12 she was 13. We were both interested in sex and watched one of her brothers pornos together. We did some fooling around but didn't go all the way. A few days later we were on a walk together by the river and decided to try it. I couldn't find the hole and then accident just rammed it in. She yelled in pain and we stopped. Tried it again a few days later and had a much better time
and that kids, was how i met your mother, right?

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TentacleDemon
11/17/20 3:28:04 AM
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Scared, crying and against my will.

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ClarkDuke
11/17/20 3:29:52 AM
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LeetCheet posted...
I try to talk with her if she wants to do it sometimes but every time I ask I don't really get a proper answer from her other than 'I don't know'.
I don't want to be begging her because that would just feel bad and straight up desperate.
you need to come off a little romantic, ok?

make her dinner, watch a romantic comedy, and then make your move, ok?

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wwinterj25
11/17/20 4:06:31 AM
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TentacleDemon posted...
Scared, crying and against my will.
Just how I'd like it too.

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LinkPizza
11/17/20 7:26:04 AM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
hoo-hoo-dilly

According to my information, it's "who who dilly"...
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Nightwind
11/17/20 7:57:28 AM
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I'll just say this, the sizing of condoms has many sizes, and breakage isn't a joke.

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Fam_Fam
11/17/20 8:09:05 AM
#42:


29 in a 45 year old married woman's car in one of my best friend's parking spots in the lot behind her apt
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CarefreeDude
11/17/20 11:40:52 AM
#43:


ClarkDuke posted...
and that kids, was how i met your mother, right?

Nah I met my wife when I found her bathing in a hot spring

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Troll_Police_
11/17/20 11:43:58 AM
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real quick before the hammer drops

we went to a graveyard at midnight, things started to get heavy and then we pussied out and went to a nearby park on account of not wanting to summon a demon or some shit.

listened to the new paths of possession album "Legacy in Ashes" each using one earbud and just did it in the grass

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wolfy42
11/17/20 12:11:21 PM
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Way back in time, when dinosaurs still roamed the earth, I had just gotten out of the Air Force and was 19 years old. I went in on my 17th birthday, having graduated on my 16th birthday, and had never dated, held hands with a girl, or kissed one.

In the Air Force though most of the guys were 18+ (well all of them basically), and many had dated, some were married etc. That plus endless movies/shows etc had me massively curious and I just couldn't wait anymore.

So, contrary to my normal personality, I went up to a girl who was sitting alone in a resteraunt I liked to go to (they had all you can eat steak on fridays!), I was very dominant and I told her I found her attractive and wanted to sleep with her. Amazingly she said ok, and we left to go to a hotel. I had no car at the time, so we walked to the hotel, stopping off at a store where I bought protection and chocolate mints for both of us.

I was in some kind of weird dominant mode or something, never been repeated, as I offered her a mint and she said she didn't need one, but I said we both did and she took it lol. Seriously I look back on how I acted and can't believe it.

She was a bit older then me (early 20's) and experienced already, but she didn't actually believe I was a virgin until the 3rd or 4th time we had sex that night. She said "no stop" while we were having sex and I jumped across the room and was concerned I hurt her. I remember her saying wow, you really are a virgin when I did that.

We had sex repeatedly all night long, and after a few times (and condoms) one of them broke so we stopped using them after that (no point). I remember somewhere in the early morning we watched best of the best (think it was the first) and then finally went to sleep.

She wanted to keep having sex after that but I was worried about her being pregnant and not experienced so didn't know condoms don't break very often. I didn't want to risk it again. I visited her a bunch over the next few weeks but we didn't have anything in common (met her family as well etc), but once I found out she wasn't pregnant I stopped seeing her and didn't date for awhile after that.

I certainly enjoyed the sex, but I was a bit freaked out about her possibly being pregnant as I was not ready to be a dad at all yet. She also obviously enjoyed it WAY more than me, both by how she reacted and by the fact that I was done after the second or third time, but was too polite to stop since she was still really into it.

It satiated my curiousity and I certainly enjoyed it, but wanted to wait for someone I actually cared about/wanted to date for the next time which I did. I never slept with someone I just met again, and kinda regret that being my first time as I later found out I enjoy sex alot more when fun in involved and it's with someone I care about etc.

Waiting at that time when I was 19 really wasn't an option though, I lucked out the first time, but I would have kept trying at that point till I had sex because it was so blown up by everyone back then (Well still kinda is).

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el_cheato
11/17/20 12:44:42 PM
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Second year at college. We were in a group that went LARPing roughly once a month most of that school year, started dating in April. It happened in May, around midnight Monday morning of finals week. From behind (not in the butt tho), since it was easier to get it in from that angle given our size difference. Afterwards she looked tired, smiled, and said it was good.

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Smarkil
11/17/20 12:56:44 PM
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It was at the county fair when I was 16. Must've fallen outta my pocket on one of the rides. Never found it again.

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