Poll of the Day > I got a girlfriend on Among Us!!

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JigsawTDC 11/15/20 7:41:55 PM #1:	So last night I was playing Among Us and I met a young woman who said I'm very funny and cool and talented! She said she could be my gf!! I agreed of course. But the only problem is, she's really excited by the fact that I wear shorts. Except I don't wear shorts. I actually have a medical condition preventing me from wearing shorts. This is all a misunderstanding that is escalating more rapidly than I can control. I'm supposed to have a Zoom chat with her in an hour and show her my collection of shorts, but I have none! Help, PotD! How can I keep my new gf from finding out the truth and leaving me! <cite>JigsawTDC posted [p:947211401] in I got a gi... [t:79113227]...</cite> <quote>So last night I was playing Among Us and I met a young woman who said I'm very funny and cool and talented! She said she could be my gf!! I agreed of course. But the only problem is, she's really excited by the fact that I wear shorts. Except I don't wear shorts. I actually have a medical condition preventing me from wearing shorts. This is all a misunderstanding that is escalating more rapidly than I can control. I'm supposed to have a Zoom chat with her in an hour and show her my collection of shorts, but I have none! Help, PotD! How can I keep my new gf from finding out the truth and leaving me! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nichtcrawler X 11/15/20 7:47:41 PM #2:	What do you usually wear instead of shorts? --- Official Teetotaller of PotD Dovie'andi se tovya sagain! <cite>Nichtcrawler X posted [p:947211627] in I got a gi... [t:79113227]...</cite> <quote>What do you usually wear instead of shorts? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JigsawTDC 11/15/20 8:04:05 PM #3:	I just need advice, please don't ask invasive personal questions. To answer though, I wear clothes. Like a normal human. <cite>JigsawTDC posted [p:947212266] in I got a gi... [t:79113227]...</cite> <quote>I just need advice, please don't ask invasive personal questions. To answer though, I wear clothes. Like a normal human. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ParanoidObsessive 11/15/20 8:04:18 PM #4:	She's an imposter. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:947212275] in I got a gi... [t:79113227]...</cite> <quote>She's an imposter.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trodi_911 11/15/20 8:08:25 PM #5:	Say you sent them all to go get cleaned. --- "What are you playing? Australian rules?" "Yeah. I'm trying to put you down under. 6 feet down under!" Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. <cite>trodi_911 posted [p:947212424] in I got a gi... [t:79113227]...</cite> <quote>Say you sent them all to go get cleaned. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nichtcrawler X 11/15/20 8:13:21 PM #6:	If you need advice on how to hide your non-shorts leg wear, it would help if we knew what it were. --- Official Teetotaller of PotD Dovie'andi se tovya sagain! <cite>Nichtcrawler X posted [p:947212583] in I got a gi... [t:79113227]...</cite> <quote>If you need advice on how to hide your non-shorts leg wear, it would help if we knew what it were. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
adjl 11/15/20 8:15:44 PM #7:	All you have to do is get a pair of knee socks that match your skin tone. Tuck your pant legs into them up to your knees, and they'll be indistinguishable from shorts. --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. <cite>adjl posted [p:947212669] in I got a gi... [t:79113227]...</cite> <quote>All you have to do is get a pair of knee socks that match your skin tone. Tuck your pant legs into them up to your knees, and they'll be indistinguishable from shorts. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JOExHIGASHI 11/15/20 9:24:46 PM #8:	cut up all your pants --- Next Xbox will be named Xbox1 2 <cite>JOExHIGASHI posted [p:947215015] in I got a gi... [t:79113227]...</cite> <quote>cut up all your pants </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 11/15/20 9:28:52 PM #9:	Only wear boxer ~~shorts~~. --- For what it's worth I was the one that made up the scenario that she posted on Facebook about him beating her lmao. Cacciato 11/12/2020 <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:947215160] in I got a gi... [t:79113227]...</cite> <quote>Only wear boxer shorts. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JigsawTDC 11/15/20 9:41:29 PM #10:	I have an update for you all coming shortly. It's not good :( <cite>JigsawTDC posted [p:947215590] in I got a gi... [t:79113227]...</cite> <quote>I have an update for you all coming shortly. It's not good :( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 11/15/20 9:53:05 PM #11:	Sounds sus. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:947216014] in I got a gi... [t:79113227]...</cite> <quote>Sounds sus. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JigsawTDC 11/15/20 9:53:36 PM #12:	Update: PO was sorta right. So, since adjl is the smartest PotDer I figured his advice was fool proof. I only own black socks, but I figured it was fine. I pull my socks up past my knees over my human pants and connect to the Zoom call... and immediately she's like "Wtf is up with your legs???" I figured to use the most logical excuse for why I would have pitch black legs and feet: "oh yeah I got frost bite, they're necrotic!" Tried saying it super chipper and happy in the hopes she wouldn't question too much. But she did. Question after question like "how did they get frost bitten?" and "why aren't they amputated?" Well, to make a long story short, apparently since I alleged my legs were necrotic, they didn't count as full legs to her. Thus, turning the (fake) shorts into pants. She started yelling "You're not a true simp for shorts!!" at me over and over and over again, until I finally just had to leave in shame. I don't think she'll be contacting me again. We're probably broken up now. :( <cite>JigsawTDC posted [p:947216039] in I got a gi... [t:79113227]...</cite> <quote>Update: PO was sorta right. So, since adjl is the smartest PotDer I figured his advice was fool proof. I only own black socks, but I figured it was fine. I pull my socks up past my knees over my human pants and connect to the Zoom call... and immediately she's like "Wtf is up with your legs???" I figured to use the most logical excuse for why I would have pitch black legs and feet: "oh yeah I got frost bite, they're necrotic!" Tried saying it super chipper and happy in the hopes she wouldn't question too much. But she did. Question after question like "how did they get frost bitten?" and "why aren't they amputated?" Well, to make a long story short, apparently since I alleged my legs were necrotic, they didn't count as full legs to her. Thus, turning the (fake) shorts into pants. She started yelling "You're not a true simp for shorts!!" at me over and over and over again, until I finally just had to leave in shame. I don't think she'll be contacting me again. We're probably broken up now. :( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 11/15/20 9:55:01 PM #13:	0/10. Would not read again. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:947216091] in I got a gi... [t:79113227]...</cite> <quote>0/10. Would not read again. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 11/15/20 9:57:53 PM #14:	Wow, that was lame. --- For what it's worth I was the one that made up the scenario that she posted on Facebook about him beating her lmao. Cacciato 11/12/2020 <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:947216207] in I got a gi... [t:79113227]...</cite> <quote>Wow, that was lame. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JigsawTDC 11/15/20 9:59:21 PM #15:	SunWuKung420 posted... Wow, that was lame. Yeah, tell about it! I thought I had met the perfect girl for me :( <cite>JigsawTDC posted [p:947216250] in I got a gi... [t:79113227]...</cite> <quote>SunWuKung420 posted... </cite> <quote>Wow, that was lame.</quote> Yeah, tell about it! I thought I had met the perfect girl for me :( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 11/15/20 10:01:24 PM #16:	>necrotic legs >lame >fictional story <,< --- For what it's worth I was the one that made up the scenario that she posted on Facebook about him beating her lmao. Cacciato 11/12/2020 <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:947216323] in I got a gi... [t:79113227]...</cite> <quote>>necrotic legs >lame >fictional story <,< </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinkPizza 11/15/20 10:19:24 PM #17:	You should have printed out pictures of hot leg and taped them to your legs. Would have worked... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. <cite>LinkPizza posted [p:947217066] in I got a gi... [t:79113227]...</cite> <quote>You should have printed out pictures of hot leg and taped them to your legs. Would have worked...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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