Current Events > Is it unmanly to sit while peeing?

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Some guys specifically do this because it reduces the risk of pee splashing everywhere. It's easier to control if you're closer to the toilet, but some think that only women pee while sitting. What do you think? Is it a challenge to your masculinity if you choose to sit while peeing?

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If I'm at home, my toilet seat is already down, my pants are removed.

Why would I bother not sitting down?

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What about if you're going number two at the same time?

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I do it at work to take longer and check phone and relax.

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Heard it helps your prostate when you get older.But I would bat an eye lol

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My roomie does this. It seems feminine tbh

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We mostly all did this in boot camp.

The alternative was you had to do extra cleaning to keep the toilets clean and if there was a drop of anything on the toilet when they did an inspection you were screwed. So it was just easier to sit.

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How drunk and/or hungover am I at the time?

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no. you pee while you're taking shits, which you do sitting down.

hopefully.

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i dont think ive ever sat down just to pee, ever. i dont think it's manly or unmanly but it's not something i see myself doing

you won't get cool dual pee streams like a spitting cobra while sitting down

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Not unmanly but seems inefficient and time wasting. And germ concerns in public stalls.

That said I used to have a coworker that sat on the stall toilet backwards. Everyone saw it eventually too because if you walk in you can't not look at someone's feet if they're taking a dump in that restroom. He was kind of a disgusting individual anyway but we all had questions.
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No, when I wake up with morning wood it's either pee on the ceiling or sit down and lean forward.

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I do it at home since I'm just wearing loose shorts or boxers and it's easy to just pull it down and sit.

At work or in public, I use the urinals.
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I had to pee and shit badly but my body couldn't decide which one first so it defaulted to peeing

When this happened this it felt like I was raining down a pee canon down mercilessly on some poor village as it always does - but this was a new remake of this reoccurring scene

I felt so proud of myself until I shit and the dumping of the land had a drop of pee water kiss my asshole


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It's unmanly to care about how other dudes pee.

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I nearly always pee sitting down just for clean up sake. No splashes.

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It's much more comfortable than standing
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oQXUd4Fku2E

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You sit down when you pee I better not catch you peeing standing up

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I sometimes can't fully empty my bladder unless I'm sitting

Like it's a solid steady stream until the end when it just kinda stops and I have to squeeze the rest out. Only happens sometimes though. I'm probably dying. Or I'm just getting old.

But when I sit down it always comes out fine. Must be how the muscles are pressed or something idfk

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I only do it when drunk.

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dude, it's unmanly to sit while pooping, forget about peeing

you have to stand just over the bowl, fully unclench your cheeks and blast directly downward into the drink

else you're a chickenshit. I can't even imagine sitting to poop dude, but pee? Fuck no

Its all about convenience

If im taking a dump, may as well piss as well

If im standing up, there needs to be a good reason for me to want to sit down

This is the freedom of man, the freedom of the penis

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whaddup sitzpinkler

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It helps empty your bladder better when you have an enlarged prostate. And since only men have prostates, it is literally the manliest way to pee.

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Nah man, if I got that after-sex-seven-headed-space-serpent stream, I'm sitting.

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voldothegr8 posted...

That said I used to have a coworker that sat on the stall toilet backwards.

Jesus. I thought my story was going to be weird.

I worked with a guy that squatted with his feet on the seat. We knew because he was seen stepping down several times and when they changed the toilet seats, he fell in one time.


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Theres no way anybody irl sits on the toilet backwards right

Like the above 2 posters are just yanking my chain right? Trying to rile me up? Its working

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its even manlier if your balls touch the water

It's best to sit down on toilet with back arched

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Rika_Furude posted...

Theres no way anybody irl sits on the toilet backwards right

Like the above 2 posters are just yanking my chain right? Trying to rile me up? Its working

It's called AC Slatering.
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Post jalc pissing is WAY too fucking annoying and chaotic to do while standing.. >_>

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@Rika_Furude

My coworker did this. Guess it's enough of a problem somewhere that someone had to make a sign.

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brestugo posted...

My coworker did this. Guess it's enough of a problem somewhere that someone had to make a sign.

Barbaric

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I only do it when way too sick, way too tired, or way to drunk

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There's nothing impractical about sitting down to pee, but some long-obsolete instinct makes me abhor it.

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How to even do that?

I only do it if it's late at night and I'm tired

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Only at urinals

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I sit to pee when at home because it means I don't have to clean up splatterback.

Elsewhere I stand up to pee

Also I voted for "it's unmanly" by accident.

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brestugo posted...

@Rika_Furude

My coworker did this. Guess it's enough of a problem somewhere that someone had to make a sign.

I suspect that customers do that in the Ladies' Room. Really, I cannot emphasize enough the contrast between the Team Member Ladies' Room(which is always in good shape) and the Customer Ladies' Room(which, more often than not, is a piss-soaked nightmare). I only assume the type of bougie housewife who frequents a Whole Foods considers her ass too good for the seat of a public restroom's toilet, thereby rendering it a nightmare for anyone else who might need to use it.

But, anyway, pee however you feel most comfortable doing. I like to sit and scroll through my phone, myself, but seeing that customer ladies' room makes me feel relieved that I can do it standing(and it's handy when you need to be in and out, in any case).

Glad to see more and more dudes are team sit. Not having to aim and having the whole house hear your piss and being able to take a minute and look at your phone outweighs any benefit from standing

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I stand and hold my shit in while I pee like a true red-blooded American.

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bump

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not unmanly.

I sit at home or at family/friend's homes. Prevents splatter for myself and them.

Public toilets, I stand.

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It is 100% unmanly to sit down to pee because of shyness while in a multi-user restroom
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jon1012 posted...

I nearly always pee sitting down just for clean up sake. No splashes.

Is your dick hole broken to where you can't control your aim into a giant porcelain bowl or what?

fate311 posted...

What about if you're going number two at the same time?

This is the only exception.

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