Poll of the Day > Newborns are hard

Topic List
Page List: 1
CarefreeDude
10/14/20 11:46:37 AM
#1:


I haven't gotten a good night sleep since she was born

---
Switch Code: SW-5421-8761-9807 IGN: Chris
Pokemon Home Friend Code: XSNF-XRED-EWDK 3DS:5112-3770-6561
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin
10/14/20 11:50:45 AM
#2:


They're really squishy, actually :D

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam
10/14/20 12:20:39 PM
#3:


Every other day its always food food food with newborns. I cant stand it.

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Dmess85
10/14/20 12:21:50 PM
#4:


PK_Spam posted...
Every other day its always food food food with newborns. I cant stand it.

and everyday its like "food pee poop, food pee poop, pee pee poop poop"


---
Previewing your message before you post is for suckers.
http://www.backloggery.com/blasingame
... Copied to Clipboard!
Far-Queue
10/14/20 12:31:04 PM
#5:


I hear ya Dude. Our baby has a cold and wants to be held constantly. Put him down to make dinner or whatever and he just shrieks and wails.

Still a lovebug though


---
https://imgur.com/ZwO4qO2
"Far-Queue is probably one of the least troll-like of the posters here." - LinkPizza
... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin
10/14/20 12:32:58 PM
#6:


But the cutest pics are when babies stick their whole hand in their mouth :D

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25
10/14/20 3:52:07 PM
#7:


Just watch out for the projectile pooping and use your best matrix moves.

---
One who knows nothing can understand nothing.
http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz
... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam
10/14/20 4:22:01 PM
#8:


What are the kids stats?

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
OhhhJa
10/14/20 4:57:17 PM
#9:


Shit newborn is the easy phase
... Copied to Clipboard!
CarefreeDude
10/14/20 5:46:45 PM
#10:


OhhhJa posted...
Shit newborn is the easy phase

If they sleep it is! I'd say the 1.5 year old is easiest because they just love everything and you can sleep train them

---
Switch Code: SW-5421-8761-9807 IGN: Chris
Pokemon Home Friend Code: XSNF-XRED-EWDK 3DS:5112-3770-6561
... Copied to Clipboard!
Sarcasthma
10/14/20 6:40:42 PM
#11:


PK_Spam posted...
Every other day its always food food food with newborns. I cant stand it.
Im having my current baby try out intermittent fasting, but hes being a little bitch about it.

---
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Monopoman
10/14/20 7:03:22 PM
#12:


CarefreeDude posted...
If they sleep it is! I'd say the 1.5 year old is easiest because they just love everything and you can sleep train them

You only have .5 years until the terrible 2s though.
... Copied to Clipboard!
CarefreeDude
10/14/20 7:05:34 PM
#13:


Monopoman posted...
You only have .5 years until the terrible 2s though.
My older kid is 3 and a half, I'd say the twos aren't that bad

---
Switch Code: SW-5421-8761-9807 IGN: Chris
Pokemon Home Friend Code: XSNF-XRED-EWDK 3DS:5112-3770-6561
... Copied to Clipboard!
Monopoman
10/14/20 7:18:23 PM
#14:


CarefreeDude posted...
My older kid is 3 and a half, I'd say the twos aren't that bad

It's just a short hand statement to say terrible 2's it can vary when it hits and each kid is different.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Wanded
10/14/20 7:25:58 PM
#15:


how you like changing diapers so far?

---
Puss in Boots was a good movie and it deserves more recognition
... Copied to Clipboard!
Action53
10/15/20 8:13:28 AM
#16:


I have 12yo twin daughters, a 10yo son and a 6yo daughter, I feel your pain.

Once she's at least 3 weeks old get some fast flow nipples for her bottles and start mixing in a teaspoon of rice cereal with the formula. It'll keep her tummy fuller longer so she won't wake up as much. We did that with all four of ours and it was a sanity saver

---
Serve the public trust. Protect the innocent. Uphold the law.
... Copied to Clipboard!
kangolcone
10/15/20 8:47:29 AM
#17:


Whoever the Mother is hasnt had a good night sleep in much longer than that.

---
Annoy a Conservative, punch a Nazi.
... Copied to Clipboard!
EvilMegas
10/15/20 9:00:46 AM
#18:


Lol dont be like me and keep having kids 2 years apart.

I haven't slept proper in 5 years.

---
Official Former King of Black People(Lost to Joe Biden)
http://imgur.com/a/yNvXsJe
... Copied to Clipboard!
lihlih
10/15/20 9:08:23 AM
#19:


I'd much rather deal with newborns than 6+months. At least newborns don't go anywhere. My 7 month old son has to be under watch 24/7 if he's not in his play pen or strapped in on his swing. He just crawls every fucking where.
---
People come up to me... concerned.. that I'll reproduce." - Emo Philips
... Copied to Clipboard!
EvilMegas
10/15/20 9:09:59 AM
#20:


lihlih posted...
I'd much rather deal with newborns than 6+months. At least newborns don't go anywhere. My 7 month old son has to be under watch 24/7 if he's not in his play pen or strapped in on his swing. He just crawls every fucking where.
Oh, you think it's bad now? Wait until they can walk on their own.

---
Official Former King of Black People(Lost to Joe Biden)
http://imgur.com/a/yNvXsJe
... Copied to Clipboard!
JixHedgehog
10/15/20 9:15:47 AM
#21:


They're not babies for very long but you know that with 2 kids... you brave, brave man

---
Not changing my sig until Nintendo announces the Switch XL 1/12/2017
... Copied to Clipboard!
lihlih
10/15/20 10:08:26 AM
#22:


EvilMegas posted...

Oh, you think it's bad now? Wait until they can walk on their own.


I already have a 3 year old, so I know all about that, lol. To make matters worse, she didn't hit the terrible 2 phase until she hit 3.
---
People come up to me... concerned.. that I'll reproduce." - Emo Philips
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1