Current Events > You're lying in post-coital bliss with girlfriend. She says 'tell me a story.'

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HaHaClintonDix
10/06/20 8:51:29 PM
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What do you say?

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Accolon
10/06/20 8:51:48 PM
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specialkid8
10/06/20 8:56:40 PM
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Accolon posted...
"No"
This. Used to have a girlfriend that wanted a bedtime story sometimes. It was kind of annoying.
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Tryhaptaward
10/06/20 9:00:25 PM
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Siri play To Zanarkand
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Blue_Dream87
10/06/20 9:01:10 PM
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I tell her a story of how I was assaulted with a dildo by my coworker in the walk-in

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Ps2Twilight
10/06/20 9:01:47 PM
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Strider102
10/06/20 9:05:01 PM
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Tell her about the time I became the Prince of a town called Bel Air.

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TheMikh
10/06/20 9:05:20 PM
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my evil ex fiancee would hop out of bed and go on 4chan immediately afterward

no need to tell her a story, as she was presumably reading greentext stories

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Gwynevere
10/06/20 9:07:18 PM
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After the end of World War 2, the world was divided into East and West. This marked the beginning of the era known as the Cold War.

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Choco
10/06/20 9:11:14 PM
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You're lying in post-coital bliss with girlfriend.
i would never lie

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DrizztLink
10/06/20 9:14:23 PM
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It was a dark and stormy night.

The crew said "Captain, tell us a story!"

And the captain said:

It was a dark and stormy night.

The crew said

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Evening_Dragon
10/08/20 2:06:54 AM
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My ex did this. Sometimes it was a pain, but I'm pretty good at coming up with something clever on the spot.

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AlisLandale
10/08/20 2:08:14 AM
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ToadallyAwesome
10/08/20 2:08:23 AM
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So this is the story of how I met your mother...

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WingsOfGood
10/08/20 2:11:46 AM
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
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teepan95
10/08/20 2:14:08 AM
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I'd do a 1001 Nights and leave the end of the story for the next time we had sex
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RedJackson
10/08/20 2:14:36 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
https://youtu.be/MtN1YnoL46Q

lmfao
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samurai bandit
10/08/20 2:14:58 AM
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There was this girl who asked for stories at the worst possible times, she then <some creepy story so that they don't ask again>

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Scorsese2002
10/08/20 2:15:05 AM
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It all started when I got my test results back.....
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WingsOfGood
10/08/20 2:26:13 AM
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People can lick too :^)
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Lunar_Savage
10/08/20 2:43:09 AM
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Literally has happened to me. We're both writers. I indulged her and told her a story to help her sleep.

No regrets.

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TreyFlowers
10/08/20 2:48:12 AM
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Tryhaptaward posted...
Siri play To Zanarkand

lmao

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BloodMoon7
10/08/20 2:51:13 AM
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I'm...actually not bad at impromptu storytelling.

Still no.

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