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NeonOctopus
09/11/20 10:41:25 AM
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On this episode of Neon remembers old Flash games, we're gonna look at Sim Girls >__> This is gonna be a beefy one since the game is huge.



This was one of the first dating sim games on the internet supposedly. It was released all the way back in 2002, but the dude who made it has been updating it for 18 YEARS to this day and it has accumulated like 60 millions views on Newgrounds. When I checked for researching this topic, it was last updated to v7.7 in April 2020 >_> (though Newgrounds hosts a slightly older version right now, I think it's v6.6)



It changed a lot and got a lot more content throughout the years apparently, but the story and goal is mostly still the same. You are a loser who accidentally got shot with a DNA-mutation bullet by a chick from the future, and it turned you into a Mega-Playboy. With your newfound powers, your goal is to get with the hottest chicks in school! >_>



The basic loop is to raise your stats so you can talk to the girls, raise their affection, find out what their interests are (which are randomized every playthrough), take them on dates and answer the right questions, and then eventually fuck >____> You also get bonus items for each date location you have a successful date. Like magazines that increase your stat cap, items that help you make more money at jobs, or even a Saiyan Scouter that tells you when the chicks are free and what their interests are lol



The catch is you have 100 days to do everything and every day you only have a certain amount of energy to do activities, make money, raise stats, raise affection, etc. There's also special events and cutscenes that happen on certain days. It's literally a mini-persona game before modern persona was even a thing lol



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NeonOctopus
09/11/20 10:42:29 AM
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Now originally when it was created, the game was solely about just seeing if you can bang this 1 chick within 100 days and it ended after you did. But it grew to now you can bang like 5 different chicks and the game keeps going afterwards after you bang them to see if you can fulfill the different ending requirements by the end of the game >_>



There isn't just dating you do. You can take jobs like tutoring or drug dealing to make money (depending on your stats). There's also a bunch of mini games to do like fighting, swimming, driving, and a few others and your stats help you do better there too.



Hell, one of the big sidequests and jobs of the game is running a model agency and having the girls raise their stats and fight other models >_> It's one of the best ways to make money in the late-game.



There's also other sidequests or bonus cutscenes you get on certain days depending on your relationship status with certain chicks.



Even though there's like a fuckton of cutscenes, game isn't going to let you forget that it's a hentai game >___> At least half of them are graphic sex scenes if you keep choosing pervy dialogue options (maybe I'll post a few censored ones after this). A lot of them go for the silly and over the top factor. There's 1 that is kind of uncomfortable one involving Karin, the blue hair chick (you'll definitely know when you see it >___>) but otherwise they're all pretty funny and silly with how ridiculous they get sometimes (like one of them has you picking up 4 copies of yourself with a time machine and having a 7-some with 2 of the chicks with all your clones lol). Also the game straight up says that everyone is 18 or older in some text around the beginning to cover itself lol

So overall, this game is gigantic! Most flash games are around 1-5MB, but this is a beefin' 20MB! And a playthrough will probably take around ~4 hours to go through >_> There is a save feature....kinda. It saves your progress and you can definitely reload no prob (even after you beat the game if you save on day 99 and want to see other endings). But once you close your browser or tab, it sometimes deletes the data. So if you want to play this, I would recommend saving and just leaving the tab open and off the side when you want to take a break until you're done with it (or minimized if you're playing it on an offline flash player). And I would definitely recommend reloading for different endings cuz some of them are weirdly heartwarming. They make me cry from my face (as well as from my penis >_>)

If you want to play it yourself, here's some cheats:
Start with $9999 and all your stats at 170 - enter your name as "testbug"
Infinite energy exploit - On day 64 after Karin regains her memories, visit the slums and leave repeatedly until you find her and she'll recharge your energy to full. This can be repeated as often as you like, so use it if you're running behind on the drama club or time machine sidequests.

And I recommend talking to Ami at the school since she's basically the tutorial person and goes over all the mechanics and such

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NeonOctopus
09/11/20 10:43:54 AM
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Neon "Titty Meister" Octopus, I know you like big anime titties, which this game has, but would you still have fun even without da porn?

Yeah! As I previously mentioned, it's like a mini-persona game with juggling relationships, days, activities, events, and such within a time limit. I was surprised how deep it got with its mechanics sometimes and how much fun I had planning out my day every time >_> It's definitely somewhere in my top 5 flash games.

You said this game changed a lot since it's been getting updated for 18 years?

Yeah, I played it when I was in middle school and wanted to see some titties but didn't know how to look for porn lol. I remember there was only 1 chick to bang and that was it. No sidequests or anything. I revisited it last year when I was having a flash game kick and it was completely different from what I remembered and way bigger! It basically evolved from a Super Mario Bros. on the NES to a Ocarina of Time on the N64 lol. Here's some pics of the old version's maps so you can kind of see how it changed. They even have a palm pilot and an old cell phone to show how fucking old this game was >_>



These characters look kind of familiar.....

Yeah, all these characters and names were lifted from a manga/anime called DNA2. The personalities and story (at least the beginning) is pretty much the same as it is in the anime. The only difference is that everyone is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY hornier >_> Especially Tomoko.
The anime is actually fun to watch imo. I recommend it. It's nothing amazing but I had a good time and a good laugh watching it and it's only 15 episodes I think.







So what are your thoughts on it, CE? >_> You ever play this game?

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SmidgeIsntBack
09/11/20 10:44:48 AM
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but how does it compare to Meet & Fuck Kingdom

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The_Creep_2020
09/11/20 10:46:41 AM
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When I saw this topic I was like newgrounds?

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Returning_CEmen
09/11/20 10:47:00 AM
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These are fine examples that prove video games ARE and artform
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ZeroX91
09/11/20 10:47:46 AM
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The irony of the hottest chick thing was that the only hot chick was that teacher that wears stripper gear to the fight club.

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AssGender
09/11/20 10:51:04 AM
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Which one is fart-chan

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NeonOctopus
09/11/20 11:03:35 AM
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SmidgeIsntBack posted...
but how does it compare to Meet & Fuck Kingdom
Never played that one. Sorry >_>

The_Creep_2020 posted...
When I saw this topic I was like newgrounds?
Yeah lol. IIRC, this is one of the most viewed games on Newgrounds I think.

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Veggeta X
09/11/20 11:05:11 AM
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Dude us guys have moved on to Manhwa Hentai now.

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Turbam
09/11/20 11:09:25 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
Dude us guys have moved on to now.
Are you allowed to just give out the names of hentai websights now?

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Veggeta X
09/11/20 11:17:55 AM
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Manhwa = Korean comics

it's not a websight.

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AssGender
09/11/20 11:20:32 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
Manhwa = Korean comics

it's not a websight.
I will not support kimjong in any way shape or form

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Veggeta X
09/11/20 11:24:39 AM
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Oh lord. Manhwa is mostly created by South Korea(obviously).

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Turbam
09/11/20 11:25:25 AM
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Only mostly? So some of it is penned by Kim Jong Un himself?

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FortuneCookie
09/11/20 11:25:34 AM
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I thought the title said Slime Girls.

That's a different kink though.

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Turbam
09/11/20 11:26:01 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
I thought the title said Slime Girls.

That's a different kink though.
A based kink

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Veggeta X
09/11/20 11:26:29 AM
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Turbam posted...
Only mostly? So some of it is penned by Kim Jong Un himself?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manhwa

Outside Korea, the term usually refers to South Korean comics although the comics industry is emerging in North Korea as well

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NeonOctopus
09/11/20 11:37:57 AM
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Returning_CEmen posted...
These are fine examples that prove video games ARE and artform
lol

ZeroX91 posted...
The irony of the hottest chick thing was that the only hot chick was that teacher that wears stripper gear to the fight club.
Nah brah

Tomoko > Kotomi > Ami > Karin > blonde chick > the teacher

Replaying this for the topic reminded me how insane this chick is >_>

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AssGender
09/11/20 11:46:29 AM
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Whos the girl who loves to fart?

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NeonOctopus
09/11/20 11:48:44 AM
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AssGender posted...
Whos the girl who loves to fart?
That was Kotomi, the chick with short black hair >_> She farts on the anime too lol

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DirkDiggles
09/11/20 11:51:28 AM
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You are truly a man of culture, Neon.

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NeonOctopus
09/11/20 1:08:18 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
You are truly a man of culture, Neon.
Thx babe <3

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NightRender
09/11/20 1:23:05 PM
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The memories...

Was this the one where you could go to space?

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NeonOctopus
09/11/20 2:17:24 PM
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NightRender posted...
The memories...

Was this the one where you could go to space?
Yeah. You get the saiyan scouter item from it if the date goes well, but it's super expensive to go there >_>

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ZeroX91
09/11/20 2:21:24 PM
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Member ganguro girl.

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NeonOctopus
09/11/20 3:20:25 PM
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Veggeta X posted...
Dude us guys have moved on to Manhwa Hentai now.
But never forget your roots! It's an important milestone in every well-adjusted adult's life to be a middle schooler and look up flash porn cuz you're too dumb to find real porn yet >_>

If you were in middle school in the mid-00s and didnt look up flash porn games on NG, you had a deprived childhood

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cjs28
09/11/20 3:22:05 PM
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Speaking of that, here's the censored scenes I promised earlier >_>





In terms of porn, it doesn't do much for me now >_> But obviously 12yo babby Neon was like "AW YEAH! Titties!! Woooooo!" lol

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FortuneCookie
09/11/20 3:27:40 PM
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NeonOctopus's alt >_>

It's a shame you're not allowed to have Alt in an account title. NeonAltopus would make a good backup.

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AssGender
09/11/20 3:31:33 PM
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Is there a Video Girl Ai flash games where they gave Ai her original breasts sizes back. In the manga she lost it twice. First by accident and second that stupid kouta whatever his name just smashed the device that make Ai's breast big again. @cjs28

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garan
09/11/20 5:06:19 PM
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Wasn't there a similar game to this, only it was Evangelion themed?
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Ruvan22
09/11/20 5:41:04 PM
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Didn't the first one (or an early version) have an ending where you could try to rescue your friend (Aimee I think), only to find Simman still constructing the room.. and you fight him but don't actually get to see Aimee?
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NeonOctopus
09/11/20 6:09:17 PM
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AssGender posted...
Is there a Video Girl Ai flash games where they gave Ai her original breasts sizes back. In the manga she lost it twice. First by accident and second that stupid kouta whatever his name just smashed the device that make Ai's breast big again. @cjs28
Not that I know of lol

Ruvan22 posted...
Didn't the first one (or an early version) have an ending where you could try to rescue your friend (Aimee I think), only to find Simman still constructing the room.. and you fight him but don't actually get to see Aimee?
That sounds kinda familiar but I really don't know. I only played the really early versions as a kid and then the really late versions when I revisited it last year >_> Maybe that was in one of the middle versions when he was updating the game? Simman does have a room in the latest version where you can watch certain cutscenes on a monitors. And near the end of the game, he shows up in one of the events to bang all the chicks if you let him lol. But you never fight him.

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DocileOrangeCup
09/11/20 6:10:51 PM
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what the fuck if you dont get banned for this im going to be outraged i got banned on my first account just for saying the name of a hentai flash game

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Irony
09/11/20 6:12:04 PM
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I remember Ganguro Girl

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AlisLandale
09/11/20 6:12:24 PM
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Id subscribe to your YouTube channel if you had one. Lol.

this is the high quality content that makes CE worth coming to <_<

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NeonOctopus
09/11/20 7:05:36 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
Id subscribe to your YouTube channel if you had one. Lol.

this is the high quality content that makes CE worth coming to <_<
lol thanks >_> Appreciate it

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ZeroX91
09/11/20 7:11:03 PM
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garan posted...
Wasn't there a similar game to this, only it was Evangelion themed?
Yup. Vandread and that one with the nerd with the glasses and the red(?) Haird abuseve chick that all them nerd girls think is a great charater

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ZeroX91
09/11/20 7:12:45 PM
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Irony posted...
I remember Ganguro Girl
Think it ,shakira, and haley berry set my thing for tan/brown girls in stone

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NeonOctopus
09/11/20 9:12:15 PM
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The chicks in Ganguro Girl were ugly >_> I couldn't play it for more than 5 minutes


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ZeroX91
09/11/20 9:14:46 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
The chicks in Ganguro Girl were ugly >_> I couldn't play it for more than 5 minutes
But you liked sim girls???

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NeonOctopus
09/11/20 10:44:12 PM
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ZeroX91 posted...
But you liked sim girls???
idk, those chicks looked weird in it. What can I say?

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NeonOctopus
09/12/20 9:12:15 AM
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ArianaGrandSlam posted...
These were always too much effort to me, when I went to Newgrounds back in the day I just wanted a quick nut and I didnt want to learn all these bullshit mechanics. Ooh touch the left leg first then the right arm like nah just let me click the button to see Bowsers diseased cock sliding in between Peachs tits
Yeah, idk how we did it all thag when we were young. I guess we really wanted to see some boobs >_>

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NeonOctopus
09/12/20 11:56:00 AM
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NeonOctopus
09/12/20 3:08:37 PM
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Man, I have too much work to do this weekend with work to make another one today. I'll probably put the next one on late Sun or Mon. It'll probably be Motherload >_>

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OffTempo
09/12/20 3:13:25 PM
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I remember Sim Girls. A while back I tried to get the perfect ending where you got all the girls. The guides were outdated so it didn't work and I gave up.

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NeonOctopus
09/12/20 5:18:53 PM
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I did it last year but I had to plan a route out and it was kind of stressful lol because there was all these weird triggers to max out Tomoko's hentai points. Like be a certain relationship level on this day which required a max stat and then don't have sex with her on this day but say this phrase on this day, etc. I probably wouldnt do it again >_> It was a little too much busywork

There is another ending with the blonde chick that requires all that and you need to find all these black stones, then buy some cafe and work waiter jobs at specific days of the week to get stuff for her. It's a fuckton to keep track of and I haven't bothered to do that one yet >_>

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OffTempo
09/12/20 8:35:31 PM
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Yeah its too much work for all that. But those were some good times back in the day.

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NeonOctopus
09/13/20 10:02:08 AM
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