Poll of the Day > New Mulan is cartoonier than the cartoon.

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FinalFantasyIV
09/06/20 6:47:57 PM
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Mead
09/06/20 6:49:00 PM
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Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore still hold up

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Zareth
09/06/20 6:50:19 PM
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Yeah I saw her spin kick an arrow mid air into that guy.

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Lokarin
09/06/20 6:50:39 PM
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Mead posted...
Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore still hold up

what does this have to do with anything?

Wait, Does Adam Sandler play Mulan in the live action?

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Mead
09/06/20 6:52:08 PM
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Lokarin posted...
what does this have to do with anything?

Wait, Does Adam Sandler play Mulan in the live action?

dont know, havent watched it

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FinalFantasyIV
09/06/20 7:06:35 PM
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tell me why the movie with a talking dragon comedian is more realistic than this...

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Blightzkrieg
09/06/20 7:29:49 PM
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It's best to think of the new Mulan as not being a remake of the old one. It's just a new story based on the same legend.

Which makes it fucking baffling that Disney deliberately marketed it as a remake and includes numerous references to the original film.

From what I've heard every part lifted from the original film is worse in the new one, and I'm like "no shit".

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TheWorstPoster
09/06/20 7:31:37 PM
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When will Disney stop this Live Action Remake shit?
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Far-Queue
09/06/20 7:31:39 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
My kids liked it.


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Fam_Fam
09/06/20 7:42:32 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
When will Disney stop this Live Action Remake shit?

when it stops printing money
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Dreamgamer_lgbt
09/06/20 8:22:50 PM
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I hope they will stop doing those remakes and 3D stuff , it's awkward and nowhere near the atmosphere of the original.

Time for something new, there's millions of people with good, new ideas. I hope the film makers will stop pretending that this is all they've got just to save some money.

The original disney's are nice, I would say keep them. but they should do bunch of new movies because the old disneys are no longer an ideal fantasy that people dream about in modern days.

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Revelation34
09/06/20 8:49:59 PM
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Dreamgamer_lgbt posted...


I hope they will stop doing those remakes and 3D stuff , it's awkward and nowhere near the atmosphere of the original.

Time for something new, there's millions of people with good, new ideas. I hope the film makers will stop pretending that this is all they've got just to save some money.

The original disney's are nice, I would say keep them. but they should do bunch of new movies because the old disneys are no longer an ideal fantasy that people dream about in modern days.


The only people bitching about the old movies are people on Twitter with like 20 followers. Then companies take it seriously because they are fucking morons.
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FinalFantasyIV
09/06/20 9:14:31 PM
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didn't expect a remake of the cartoon. What I'm saying is the live action direction is sillier and more unrealistic than the cartoon with Eddie Murphy dragon.

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Mead
09/06/20 9:27:14 PM
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Dishonor on you!

Dishonor on your cow!

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ChaosAzeroth
09/06/20 10:00:51 PM
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Mead posted...
Dishonor on you!

Dishonor on your cow!

As long as there's not dishonor on my cats.
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Blightzkrieg
09/06/20 10:06:43 PM
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FinalFantasyIV posted...
didn't expect a remake of the cartoon. What I'm saying is the live action direction is sillier and more unrealistic than the cartoon with Eddie Murphy dragon.
I don't think that really matters though? It's a tonal shift. I don't think the express intent was ever more realism. They wanted to turn Mulan into a Chinese style action fantasy movie.

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wwinterj25
09/06/20 10:17:24 PM
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FinalFantasyIV posted...
New Mulan is cartoonier than the cartoon.

https://i.imgur.com/IZtbNCm.gif

shit is terrible

I know it's popular to hate on live action Disney films but it's not that bad. It's average at best and I guess kids will enjoy it at least.

TheWorstPoster posted...
When will Disney stop this Live Action Remake shit?

Once they have remade all the Disney classics into live action they will make all the classics into 3D animated. I'm very much looking forward to a 3D animated Hercules film.

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VioletGekko
09/06/20 11:16:37 PM
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Kids like a lot of things. Including shit.
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Dreamgamer_lgbt
09/06/20 11:25:08 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
The only people bitching about the old movies are people on Twitter with like 20 followers. Then companies take it seriously because they are fucking morons.


Actually, companies don't take it seriously at all. They just keep doing remakes on top of remakes instead of quality sequels or new content .

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wwinterj25
09/06/20 11:38:59 PM
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Dreamgamer_lgbt posted...
Actually, companies don't take it seriously at all. They just keep doing remakes on top of remakes instead of quality sequels or new content .
Yet they still make money.

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Smarkil
09/07/20 12:48:06 AM
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its a kung fu movie but boring af

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Gaawa_chan
09/07/20 2:42:07 AM
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I've seen good kung fu movies.

This is not one of them.

Wtf happened? Sure, the animated movie had issues but those could have been easily revised without turning the film into a generic wreck.

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Revelation34
09/07/20 2:58:28 AM
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Gaawa_chan posted...
I've seen good kung fu movies.

This is not one of them.

Wtf happened? Sure, the animated movie had issues but those could have been easily revised without turning the film into a generic wreck.


It did?
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Smarkil
09/07/20 3:27:44 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
It did?

prob racist or something

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demonfang178
09/07/20 3:44:57 AM
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Curious how much money this made Disney. People claim Lion King is even worse and that's, what, top 3 highest grossing movie of all time.
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Gaawa_chan
09/07/20 5:32:20 AM
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If you want to know what I'd change in the original...

  1. I'd change the depiction of the Huns in the original (but not Shan-yu, I think he's the perfect antagonist for the narrative and I wouldn't change him at all). I'm not saying the movie has to do a "both sides" thing or make them justified/sympathetic, but toning down the dehumanization a bit would make the film less... dated.
  2. Keep Mushu, just change his species.
  3. Remove the cricket.
  4. Theres a gag involving a panda that was dumb, cut it.
  5. The ancestor scenes ought to be completely cut.
  6. The emperor shouldn't have bowed to her and she should not have touched him; it kinda undermined his mystique/impact, imo.
  7. One thing I'm iffy about... Chi Fu doesn't need to be more likeable per se, but I'd consider trying to make him less of a caricature. Edit: nah, changed my mind. I think it's good for the narrative if he stays the way he is.


The cuts would give more time that could be devoted to fleshing out other elements more... I think that's it. Ftr, Mulan's my favorite Disney film. I think cutting the weaker aspects to focus more on the movie's strengths would have been more than enough to result in a great remake. Shame.

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Lokarin
09/07/20 5:58:32 PM
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demonfang178 posted...
Curious how much money this made Disney. People claim Lion King is even worse and that's, what, top 3 highest grossing movie of all time.

Equating profit with quality is what keeps Disney and Michael Bay making movies

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fishy071
09/08/20 3:41:19 AM
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I felt like they were 2 different movies.

I prefer the 2D animated versions of Disney movies.

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Lokarin
09/08/20 4:14:45 AM
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What if they make a live action Song of the South

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And it's 90% animation

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SomeUsername529
09/08/20 5:23:33 AM
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New Mulan unironically thanks the security service that guards the Xinjiang Muslim concentration camps in the credits.
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