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The_Creep_2020
09/03/20 9:50:20 AM
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If Im feeling particularly generous, I may describe your MO as well

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Foxygen
09/03/20 9:50:46 AM
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Ok
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The_Creep_2020
09/03/20 9:51:03 AM
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Foxygen posted...
Ok
The Scratch and Sniff Slasher

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Pus_N_Pecans
09/03/20 9:51:15 AM
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Yes please!

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teepan95
09/03/20 9:51:23 AM
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[teepan is...] an evil genius who will one day kill us all - Choco
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Foxygen
09/03/20 9:51:26 AM
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Accurate
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Skiin_Walker
09/03/20 9:51:39 AM
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i like this topic already.

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BuckVanHammer
09/03/20 9:53:14 AM
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k.

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Veggeta_MAX
09/03/20 9:53:36 AM
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Do it

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The_Creep_2020
09/03/20 9:56:19 AM
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Pus_N_Pecans posted...
Yes please!
The Parking Inspector Annihilator.

This as-yet unidentified serial murderer has been the terror of parking inspectors across the country for a number of years. Victims are often found with their ticket books shoved inside a particular orifice. Autopsy has revealed this always occurs prior to death. Victims are also found with handfuls of low denomination coins in their mouths. Police appear unwilling to devote any significant time to catching the killer.

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Killmonger
09/03/20 9:56:58 AM
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Already have one.

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The_Creep_2020
09/03/20 10:00:18 AM
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teepan95 posted...
[teepan is...] an evil genius who will one day kill us all - Choco

The Post-It-Note Killer
Skiin_Walker posted...
i like this topic already.

The Fur Suit Butcher.

Police remain baffled by an apparent serial murder who scalps their victims in a display of trophy taking. It is unknown whether sightings of an individual wearing a home made Sasquatch costume in the areas in which these crimes occur are connected to the case.


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The_Creep_2020
09/03/20 10:01:58 AM
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BuckVanHammer posted...
k.

The Tickle-Me Torturer

Veggeta_MAX posted...
Do it

The BLT killer

Killmonger posted...
Already have one.

The Babycakes Killer.

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cjsdowg
09/03/20 10:03:05 AM
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The Fur Suit Butcher, the killer could just be hairy.

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The_Creep_2020
09/03/20 10:03:30 AM
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cjsdowg posted...
The Fur Suit Butcher, the killer could just be hairy.
This is true, Jumping Jack Flasher

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Pus_N_Pecans
09/03/20 10:03:41 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
The Parking Inspector Annihilator.

This as-yet unidentified serial murderer has been the terror of parking inspectors across the country for a number of years. Victims are often found with their ticket books shoved inside a particular orifice. Autopsy has revealed this always occurs prior to death. Victims are also found with handfuls of low denomination coins in their mouths. Police appear unwilling to devote any significant time to catching the killer.
She barters all around town asking passersby if they can make change for a $20 bill in order to fund her next hit.

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Unit7
09/03/20 10:05:01 AM
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Sure why not.
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The_Creep_2020
09/03/20 10:05:20 AM
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Pus_N_Pecans posted...
She barters all around town asking passersby if they can make change for a $20 bill in order to fund her next hit.

Local councils in which the killer has taken multiple victims have urged businesses to move to a cashless model of payment.

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R1masher
09/03/20 10:05:48 AM
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Do me baby

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The_Creep_2020
09/03/20 10:06:09 AM
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Unit7 posted...
Sure why not.

The Terror of Route 69

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The_Creep_2020
09/03/20 10:07:45 AM
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R1masher posted...
Do me baby

The Nut-butter Cutter.

Victims are butchered with a knife that has been liberally coated with peanut butter.

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Pus_N_Pecans
09/03/20 10:14:31 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
Local councils in which the killer has taken multiple victims have urged businesses to move to a cashless model of payment.
Haha.

Conspiracy theorists always derail these talks spouting off nonsense about how she'll just move on to using foreign coins instead, and "This is America!", or "You people have been trying to kill off my precious pennies for years now! I use those to pay my kids' allowance!"

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R1masher
09/03/20 10:16:57 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
The Nut-butter Cutter.

Victims are butchered with a knife that has been liberally coated with peanut butter.

sounds doubly fiendish for the victims with a peanut allergy... hahaha

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The_Creep_2020
09/03/20 10:17:30 AM
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Pus_N_Pecans posted...
Haha.

Conspiracy theorists always derail these talks spouting off nonsense about how she'll just move on to using foreign coins instead, and "This is America!", or "You people have been trying to kill off my precious pennies for years now! I use those to pay my kids allowance!"

Other conspiracy theorists blame big ride share and cite a correlation with an R-square of -0.27 between the killers attacks and sightings of one legged pigeons as proof of their claims


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Pus_N_Pecans
09/03/20 10:20:14 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
Other conspiracy theorists blame big ride share and cite a correlation with an R-square of -0.27 between the killers attacks and sightings of one legged pigeons as proof of their claims
I think I'm done, but this was a fun little tangent. It's been swell.

It sounds like this second group of conspiracy theorists is on to me.

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The_Creep_2020
09/03/20 10:26:28 AM
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Yeah, riffing on pure silliness is always good, but Im pretty much out of ideas.

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teepan95
09/03/20 10:26:46 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
The Post-It-Note Killer

Just like a post-it note, I'm never there when you look for me :P
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The_Creep_2020
09/03/20 10:27:38 AM
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teepan95 posted...
Just like a post-it note, I'm never there when you look for me :P
Nice.

Do you always end up hiding at the back of a desk too?

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Hexenherz
09/03/20 10:28:02 AM
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this might be fun

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The_Creep_2020
09/03/20 10:30:45 AM
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Hexenherz posted...
this might be fun

The Tic Tac Toecutter

So called, because the killer always removes the right big toe of his victims and uses the blood to draw up a game of tic tac toe. The games always end in a stalemate. Always.

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Boombam99
09/03/20 10:33:49 AM
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Doom_Art
09/03/20 10:34:58 AM
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Ooo alright

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The_Creep_2020
09/03/20 10:35:26 AM
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Boombam99 posted...
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The Ikebana Killer.

This killer always leaves an exceptionally tasteful flower arrangement at the scene of their crimes

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Ryven
09/03/20 10:36:23 AM
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Gimme

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The_Creep_2020
09/03/20 10:36:46 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
Ooo alright

The Pop-Tart Poisoner

Has, at time of publication, cut a swathe through the world of female singers.

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The_Creep_2020
09/03/20 10:37:11 AM
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Ryven posted...
Gimme

The Soggy Sao Strangler

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Doom_Art
09/03/20 10:37:24 AM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
The Pop-Tart Poisoner

Has, at time of publication, cut a swathe through the world of female singers.


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Hexenherz
09/03/20 10:37:43 AM
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Ew gross I have always been disgusted at the idea of dismemberment.

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The_Creep_2020
09/03/20 10:41:57 AM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
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Sawney Beanbag Murderer

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Boombam99
09/03/20 3:50:28 PM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
The Ikebana Killer.

This killer always leaves an exceptionally tasteful flower arrangement at the scene of their crimes

I'm a classy serial killer
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Eliza-Schuyler
09/03/20 3:51:02 PM
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post!!

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The_Creep_2020
09/03/20 7:52:25 PM
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Eliza-Schuyler posted...
post!!
The Crocs With Socks Killer

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Eliza-Schuyler
09/03/20 7:53:25 PM
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The_Creep_2020 posted...
The Crocs With Socks Killer
thats actually exactly right
i do wear crocs with unicorn or macaron socks

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HylianShield
09/03/20 7:58:04 PM
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Hit me up.
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DeathDeathSong
09/03/20 8:01:23 PM
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sure

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RedJackson
09/03/20 8:01:42 PM
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me plz
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The_Creep_2020
09/03/20 8:45:03 PM
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HylianShield posted...
Hit me up.
The Butcher of Burlington Coat Factory

DeathDeathSong posted...
sure

The Smell My Cheese Killer

RedJackson posted...
me plz

The Wholefoods Murderer

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