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Patty_Fleur
08/27/20 6:10:24 AM
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the CDC has new guidelines saying that asymptomatic people don't necessarily need to be tested and because of that, people on the left are now saying we shouldn't listen to medical professionals.

What a bunch of fucking hypocrites.

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bknight
08/27/20 6:11:48 AM
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Yea, tried to go to Whole Foods and they demanded I wear 2 face mask, sad.
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AlisLandale
08/27/20 6:13:17 AM
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP
08/27/20 6:13:20 AM
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literally the entire fucking planet is laughing at the right wing conservatives in the USA and people still think the left is hilarious?

What actually needs to happen in a persons life to be that disconnected from reality?

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Patty_Fleur
08/27/20 6:14:37 AM
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The lefts also think riots and protests don't cause spread.

They also said wearing mask would stop the spread and it doesn't seem to be working.

They want fucking schools closed despite the virus peak spreading when schools were already closed.

They are full of bull shit.

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CyricZ
08/27/20 6:24:32 AM
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Anticyclonic
08/27/20 6:30:21 AM
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Which people on the left are stating that we shouldn't listen to health officials?

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Patty_Fleur
08/27/20 6:31:34 AM
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CyricZ posted...
https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/26/politics/fauci-coronavirus-cdc-testing/index.html

He's one fucking person.

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CyricZ
08/27/20 6:33:49 AM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
He's one fucking person.
Read more than just the headline.

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TheoryzC
08/27/20 6:36:41 AM
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Oh shit he's doubling down!

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Patty_Fleur
08/27/20 6:43:06 AM
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Anticyclonic posted...
Which people on the left are stating that we shouldn't listen to health officials?

Literally the governor of California

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Anticyclonic
08/27/20 6:45:14 AM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
Literally the governor of California

The govornor of California said "we shouldn't listen to healthcare professionals?" That's shocking! Do you have a source? I can't find it with a Google search and I'm really interested if true.

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Patty_Fleur
08/27/20 6:47:06 AM
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Anticyclonic posted...
The govornor of California said "we shouldn't listen to healthcare professionals?" That's shocking! Do you have a source? I can't find it with a Google search and I'm really interested if true.

https://www.nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-coronavirus-cdc-california-coronavirus-20200826-ecgmjw7a3nhljckoo4kri3kt6q-story.html

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lolife67
08/27/20 6:47:33 AM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
Literally the governor of California
I, too, would like to see your source.

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Strider102
08/27/20 6:48:15 AM
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I mean the right is pretty hilarious with their "fake 5G plandemic just the flu lulz" bs.

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Southernfatman
08/27/20 6:48:27 AM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
He's one fucking person.

What happened to that?

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Anticyclonic
08/27/20 6:56:44 AM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
https://www.nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-coronavirus-cdc-california-coronavirus-20200826-ecgmjw7a3nhljckoo4kri3kt6q-story.html

Thank you for the source!


But according to your source he says he is listening to experts. The article also admits that the guideline was controversial (presumably among experts).
With all due respect, you seem to have either misread his quotes or are conflating a CDC guideline with the consensus of all health experts.

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Fam_Fam
08/27/20 6:57:44 AM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
the CDC has new guidelines saying that asymptomatic people don't necessarily need to be tested and because of that, people on the left are now saying we shouldn't listen to medical professionals.

What a bunch of fucking hypocrites.

they said that asymptomatic people who were exposed don't need to be tested, even though they can still spread the disease if they go out (which they would be instructed to not do if they were tested and got a positive result).

can you see why this advice would not be in society's best interest in terms of public health?

also, you are ignoring the fact that MANY public professionals have already expressed that they disagree with this advice, for reasons that should be obvious. The CDC is not the end-all be-all of medical advice
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Choco
08/27/20 7:02:23 AM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
They also said wearing mask would stop the spread and it doesn't seem to be working.
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why are people responding to this obvious troll

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Patty_Fleur
08/27/20 7:06:24 AM
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Choco posted...
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why are people responding to this obvious troll

Dude. Literally look at graphs and the virus was rising even with mask mandates. People were Literally shaming those not wearing mask. If they truly helped as much as people claim then the numbers should have went down drastically.

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CyricZ
08/27/20 7:06:56 AM
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Patty's having a morning. Either they need to get to bed or clearly more sleep when they wake up early.

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Fam_Fam
08/27/20 7:07:21 AM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
Dude. Literally look at graphs and the virus was rising even with mask mandates. People were Literally shaming those not wearing mask. If they truly helped as much as people claim then the numbers should have went down drastically.

which numbers? can you show the numbers you are talking about that didn't go down?
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Patty_Fleur
08/27/20 7:09:03 AM
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Literally any fucking states numbers. Take Florida's for example. Its only decreasing here because its run its course. I dont think the decline has to do with mask wearing at all.

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CyricZ
08/27/20 7:12:40 AM
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So has Patty shifted narratives to "masks don't stop coronavirus" now?

A proper morning, indeed.

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King_Hutton
08/27/20 7:12:58 AM
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Imagine trolling about a pandemic

How fucking pathetic

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Patty_Fleur
08/27/20 7:15:12 AM
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Why are deaths still increasing even with mask mandates? Yall said it would work.

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King_Hutton
08/27/20 7:16:24 AM
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If youre ever allowed near children then society has failed

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Patty_Fleur
08/27/20 7:18:43 AM
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King_Hutton posted...
If youre ever allowed near children then society has failed

I'm literally a teacher bro. Middle school. Theres lots if teachers out there that think there is a lot of political shit going on with this pandemic you just dont hear about it.

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King_Hutton
08/27/20 7:21:11 AM
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King_Hutton posted...
society has failed


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Suchomimus
08/27/20 7:25:21 AM
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They also want mass mail-in voting and for nobody to vote in person when even Fauci has said its safe to do as long as you social distance. Lmao.

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Fam_Fam
08/27/20 7:27:35 AM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
Literally any fucking states numbers. Take Florida's for example. Its only decreasing here because its run its course. I dont think the decline has to do with mask wearing at all.

what numbers? new cases? cumulative cases? new deaths? cumulative deaths? and what date was a mask mandate issued?

if you're going to make a claim that the mandate didn't work, and the numbers didn't go down (which I think you're walking back now), show the evidence. give us a graph of the numbers you're talking about and give the date, and show that the numbers did not improve / show any change in trend after the mask mandate.
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CyricZ
08/27/20 7:31:11 AM
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Suchomimus posted...
They also want mass mail-in voting and for nobody to vote in person when even Fauci has said its safe to do as long as you social distance. Lmao.
The easy availability of mail-in voting, yes. Especially with the President openly speaking against it and attempting to kneecap the USPS.

The idea of avoiding voting in person is to reduce the potential burden for those who don't have a choice but to vote in person, and to reduce their risk. Space and logistics is also a concern for some polling stations.

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Patty_Fleur
08/27/20 7:32:57 AM
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Thanks to the fucking left, I haven't got my 2nd stimulus check.

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King_Hutton
08/27/20 7:34:27 AM
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Every other country in the world: you guys should be continually testing everyone and you should be able to vote

US conservatives: lol

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indica
08/27/20 7:39:01 AM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
Thanks to the fucking left, I haven't got my 2nd stimulus check.
mARKED AS TROLL. nO LONGER worth any of my time after writing this sentence.

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Suchomimus
08/27/20 7:40:07 AM
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CyricZ posted...
The easy availability of mail-in voting, yes. Especially with the President openly speaking against it and attempting to kneecap the USPS.

The idea of avoiding voting in person is to reduce the potential burden for those who don't have a choice but to vote in person, and to reduce their risk. Space and logistics is also a concern for some polling stations.
Look at the shitshow that was the June New York primary and tell me mass mail-in voting on a national scale is a good idea.
https://nypost.com/2020/08/05/84000-mail-in-ballots-disqualified-in-nyc-primary-election/
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/03/nyregion/nyc-mail-ballots-voting.html

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SolidShadow3
08/27/20 7:43:08 AM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
Thanks to the fucking left, I haven't got my 2nd stimulus check.
Please elaborate on how this is the left's fault, and only the left's fault.

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King_Hutton
08/27/20 7:44:12 AM
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Suchomimus posted...
Look at the shitshow that was the June New York primary and tell me mass mail-in voting on a national scale is a good idea.
https://nypost.com/2020/08/05/84000-mail-in-ballots-disqualified-in-nyc-primary-election/
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/03/nyregion/nyc-mail-ballots-voting.html
So youre saying we should be having a massive information campaign on how to properly vote by mail

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ChrisTaka
08/27/20 7:46:26 AM
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How the hell would asymptomatic know they don't need to be tested if they don't even know they're asymptomatic lol

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Solar_Crimson
08/27/20 7:46:30 AM
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...
literally the entire fucking planet is laughing at the right wing conservatives in the USA and people still think the left is hilarious?

What actually needs to happen in a persons life to be that disconnected from reality?


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Solar_Crimson
08/27/20 7:47:59 AM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
Why are deaths still increasing even with mask mandates? Yall said it would work.
Because people are not following the guidelines despite the mandates.

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Fam_Fam
08/27/20 7:50:14 AM
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ChrisTaka posted...
How the hell would asymptomatic know they don't need to be tested if they don't even know they're asymptomatic lol

this current advice means if they were notified that they were exposed, but are asymptomatic, that they shouldn't bother getting tested to see if they contracted it.

which is dumb, and why it's dumb should be obvious.
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pok3montrainerG
08/27/20 7:50:52 AM
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This topic is satire, right?

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King_Hutton
08/27/20 7:57:59 AM
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pok3montrainerG posted...
This topic is satire, right?
No this is actually how smart TC is

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ultimate reaver
08/27/20 7:58:34 AM
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conservatives acting ballsy and aloof about every other country in the world laughing at them is really funny to watch

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monkmith
08/27/20 8:03:01 AM
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china forces WHO to alter their message and withhold information that makes them look bad.
TC: "FUCK THE WHO!!!!!"
trump forces the cdc to alter their message and hide information that makes him look bad.
TC: "FUCK THE DEMOCRATS!!!!!!!!!"

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iPhone_7
08/27/20 8:05:04 AM
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Before: The lockdown protesters are spreading the virus! They need to be arrested!

Later: The people protesting & rioting are not spreading the virus, theyre being responsible.

Biden & Democrats: Trump is being racist by limiting China travel, how ****ing dare he this needs to be reversed immediately!

Biden & Democrats now:

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Perascamin
08/27/20 8:09:39 AM
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Patty_Fleur posted...
Dude. Literally look at graphs and the virus was rising even with mask mandates. People were Literally shaming those not wearing mask. If they truly helped as much as people claim then the numbers should have went down drastically.
It went down in states where people listen....see: New York vs Florida

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NinjaWarrior455
08/27/20 8:10:07 AM
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iPhone_7 posted...
Before: The lockdown protesters are spreading the virus! They need to be arrested!

Later: The people protesting & rioting are not spreading the virus, theyre being responsible.

Biden & Democrats: Trump is being racist by limiting China travel, how ****ing dare he this needs to be reversed immediately!

Biden & Democrats now:
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Perascamin
08/27/20 8:14:52 AM
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iPhone_7 posted...
Before: The lockdown protesters are spreading the virus! They need to be arrested!

Later: The people protesting & rioting are not spreading the virus, theyre being responsible.

Biden & Democrats: Trump is being racist by limiting China travel, how ****ing dare he this needs to be reversed immediately!

Biden & Democrats now:
Protests were largest in Michigan, New York, and Orgeon. From video footage, you largely see these protesters in facial coverings. These states didn't have massive spikes in Covid cases.

Florida and Texas, which are notoriously red states, were very vocal in their refusal to follow guidelines or wear masks, and had massive spikes in Covid cases.

No one holding a public office ever called Trump racist for limiting travel to and from China. Its something people said to do weeks before he even did it. What is true though, is that democrats did in fact call Trump racist for his rhetoric involving Corona Virus being an Asian disease. That is clearly a wrong thing to say.

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