Poll of the Day > i have a job interview at my favorite store in two hours

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DirtBasedSoap
08/25/20 2:18:41 PM
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wish me luck (and if you have any advice i will gladly take it)

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Zeus
08/25/20 2:22:12 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACtraE9qlzw

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DirtBasedSoap
08/25/20 2:50:21 PM
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what is the protocol on introducing yourself in these corona virus times? fist bump? wave? i dont think well be shaking hands lol

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Zeus
08/25/20 2:57:29 PM
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You can't fist bump either. Some people have suggested an elbow bump, but honestly I think you'd have to just not do any contact.

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FatalAccident
08/25/20 3:00:27 PM
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Is it the dildo store lol

wait what? They censor dildo? Wow

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Aculo
08/25/20 3:08:53 PM
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i figured you'd be too emotionally destroyed still to have a job interview, ok?

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DirtBasedSoap
08/25/20 3:09:21 PM
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Aculo posted...
i figured you'd be too emotionally destroyed still to have a job interview, ok?
fuck off dude

why are you trying to harass me for being upset over something that is completely normal to be upset over? Im sure you live a very fulfilling life if this is what you constantly do with your free time. Its actually pathetic.

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Mead
08/25/20 3:12:25 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
what is the protocol on introducing yourself in these corona virus times? fist bump? wave? i dont think well be shaking hands lol

I would just wave and say hello if it was me

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Aculo
08/25/20 3:41:52 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
Im sure you live a very fulfilling life...
ugh, not right now i don't. i can barely ever get out, i haven't seen my friends in weeks, we have a 2-year-old who is very demanding of my time rn, plus it's so hard to find a time to have sex with the wife without the two of us being exhausted from the day. it's not fullfilling at all rn, ok?

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Greenfox111
08/25/20 3:43:22 PM
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i don't have any advice, but good luck brother
what store?

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DirtBasedSoap
08/25/20 3:50:52 PM
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Aculo posted...
ugh, not right now i don't. i can barely ever get out, i haven't seen my friends in weeks, we have a 2-year-old who is very demanding of my time rn, plus it's so hard to find a time to have sex with the wife without the two of us being exhausted from the day. it's not fullfilling at all rn, ok?

stop acting like no one understands what youre going through.

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Aculo
08/25/20 3:59:13 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
stop acting like no one understands what youre going through.
sorry, you're right, ok?

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wolfy42
08/25/20 4:00:02 PM
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Watch Zombieland 2, and then say hi like that dumb blond chick with the fake fur, and you'll get the job.

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DirtBasedSoap
08/25/20 4:57:24 PM
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i think it went really well!

but i also got super sweaty.

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wolfy42
08/25/20 5:00:53 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
i think it went really well!

but i also got super sweaty.


Did you do the zombieland wave?

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Entity13
08/25/20 5:05:59 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
what is the protocol on introducing yourself in these corona virus times? fist bump? wave? i dont think well be shaking hands lol

Depends on the store. Some might appreciate the Vulkan hand sign, while some may not.

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wolfy42
08/25/20 5:07:45 PM
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Entity13 posted...
Depends on the store. Some might appreciate the Vulkan hand sign, while some may not.


Just no converting it to the nanoo nanoo sign anymore.

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Zeus
08/26/20 6:41:40 AM
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FatalAccident posted...
Is it the dildo store lol

wait what? They censor dildo? Wow

Turn off the censor? >_>

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wolfy42
08/26/20 8:45:03 AM
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Zeus posted...
Turn off the censor? >_>


With a dildo you probably can turn on the censor:)

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zebatov
08/26/20 1:06:11 PM
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Ive always had better luck being casual about it. Active disinterest in the job, I guess. I find trying too hard to be professional comes across as fake and doesnt work out.

FatalAccident posted...
Is it the dildo store lol

wait what? They censor dildo? Wow

I can see both. I have my censor turned off because Im not offended by letters arranged in a specific order. Similar to colours and patterns on a rectangle made of fabric.

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