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AlisLandale
08/12/20 11:09:55 PM
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Whats your reaction? What do you do?


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008Zulu
08/12/20 11:19:57 PM
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Ignore it. Fortune cookies are never that precise.

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CanuckCowboy
08/12/20 11:21:25 PM
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the last fortune cookie i had was three days ago and said you will find love and beauty.... im not holding my breath.

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Proofpyros
08/12/20 11:22:19 PM
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I would laugh at it
Stupid fortunes are crappy
Totally wrong too
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mach25687
08/12/20 11:24:43 PM
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Please be a woman with amazing BJ skill.

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Irony
08/12/20 11:25:34 PM
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Damn there go my plans to stick my dick in my pool drain

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bknight
08/12/20 11:27:31 PM
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grab my 9mm, stick it down my pants, didn't say it would get shot off tonight
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AlisLandale
08/12/20 11:30:48 PM
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CanuckCowboy posted...
the last fortune cookie i had was three days ago and said you will find love and beauty.... im not holding my breath.

to be fair it said you would find it, not that you would have or experience it >_>


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FortuneCookie
08/12/20 11:48:02 PM
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I never said that. :v

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Prestoff
08/12/20 11:48:55 PM
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YugiNoob
08/12/20 11:55:54 PM
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Just not answer if little guys with sharp hooks and long necklaces made out of dicks ring the doorbell

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