Poll of the Day > What level of snooping is acceptible wheb house sitting?

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argonautweakend
08/08/20 9:30:28 AM
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I'd imagine the bare minimum just to find stuff they may not have told you about in closets and drawers. I think anything involving master bedroom or offices and anything they say not to go into is off limits.

The urge to snoop is there but that's also rude i think. I feel like some people would just not give a fuck and go on a hunt like they're dang ol Adrian Monk(without the ment issues i guess. Or maybe not)
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GameLord113
08/08/20 9:38:17 AM
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My golden rule for things like that is to act as if you have a camera watching you because often there is a chance there is.
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Sarcasthma
08/08/20 9:39:09 AM
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wheb wheb wheb

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argonautweakend
08/08/20 9:43:55 AM
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GameLord113 posted...
My golden rule for things like that is to act as if you have a camera watching you because often there is a chance there is.

I saw something that a person went out of town and boobie trapped their bedroom drawers to show entry if opened. They said they suspect their house watching neighbor stole some panties.

....yikes! I would never do that. Or even open anything in their room. I am house sitting now and i opened the door to the master bedroom for 5 seconds just so i knew where it was and then closed it never to return.

So Bobby trapped drawers could also be a thing.
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Red_Frog
08/08/20 9:44:44 AM
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Some snooping may be required, I know plenty of people like to hide their plungers instead of putting them where they'll be needed. The plunger isn't going to be in the jewelry box, though.
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sodium-chloride
08/08/20 9:48:27 AM
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I used to dog sit for my neighbor in middle school when I was in the prime of puberty (13 yrs old). Neighbor was a milf I used to have crazy fantasies about. Not gonna lie I'd go through her dresser. Thinking back on it now I'm like damn that's creepy. But 13 year old me just wanted to nut hard bc I just learned what masturbation was like a few months before that
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BeerOnTap
08/08/20 10:25:37 AM
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sodium-chloride posted...
I used to dog sit for my neighbor in middle school when I was in the prime of puberty (13 yrs old). Neighbor was a milf I used to have crazy fantasies about. Not gonna lie I'd go through her dresser. Thinking back on it now I'm like damn that's creepy. But 13 year old me just wanted to nut hard bc I just learned what masturbation was like a few months before that

So you went through her underwear drawer and looked at her thongs and stuff?
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Dragooncancer_
08/08/20 11:21:36 AM
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sodium-chloride posted...
I used to dog sit for my neighbor in middle school when I was in the prime of puberty (13 yrs old). Neighbor was a milf I used to have crazy fantasies about. Not gonna lie I'd go through her dresser. Thinking back on it now I'm like damn that's creepy. But 13 year old me just wanted to nut hard bc I just learned what masturbation was like a few months before that

Rookie mistake. Should've went through her laundry hamper.


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argonautweakend
08/08/20 11:23:30 AM
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Sebastian maniscalco on the master bedroom: IS THIS WHERE YOU FUCK? HUH!?
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ScritchOwl
08/08/20 11:51:16 AM
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I dont know if this is snooping or you would b elieve the purpose. You need to open each door cabinets included for a minimum of 30 secs. With no foot traffic vermin tend to wander in. So yeah heck you could go buy a feeder mouse from pets mart and then say you heard a scratching and followed it and for some reason it tried on all your wifes lingerie and pulled your hair to make you go all buffalo bill with her make up.

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LeetCheet
08/08/20 12:10:27 PM
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blu
08/08/20 12:19:22 PM
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Only open something if it has a practical purpose.
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sodium-chloride
08/08/20 2:10:37 PM
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BeerOnTap posted...
So you went through her underwear drawer and looked at her thongs and stuff?

I don't think she had thongs. Just lacy bras and panties. But yeah her underwear drawer.

Dragooncancer_ posted...
Rookie mistake. Should've went through her laundry hamper.

I didn't get caught and why would I have wanted to sniff dirty laundry that's gross
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Zeus
08/08/20 2:23:38 PM
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If you're opening anything other than a door, it's unacceptable.

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WastelandCowboy
08/08/20 2:35:28 PM
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Nothing says Im a good person, can be trusted, and respect other people and their space than snooping around in their home.
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JoeDangIt
08/08/20 2:46:48 PM
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Just enough to find out where the cameras are.
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Bugmeat
08/08/20 4:58:59 PM
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sodium-chloride posted...
I didn't get caught and why would I have wanted to sniff dirty laundry that's gross
Because the panties would have had her scent on them.


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sodium-chloride
08/08/20 5:15:17 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
Because the panties would have had her scent on them.

It also would have smelled like butt
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WastelandCowboy
08/08/20 5:18:57 PM
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This topic is creepy as fuck.
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Dragooncancer_
08/08/20 9:00:18 PM
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sodium-chloride posted...
It also would have smelled like butt
Lmao

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Mead
08/08/20 9:57:00 PM
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Dont snoop, theres nothing really to gain other than possibly discovering someones fetish stuff or whatever

and besides nowadays lots of people have all sorts of cameras set up around their house

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Zeus
08/08/20 10:03:13 PM
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WastelandCowboy posted...
This topic is creepy as fuck.

Who would have thought a topic about snooping around peoples' homes would turn creepy?


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helIy
08/08/20 10:04:43 PM
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i've house sat for a few friends, and every time i snoop to find their porn

only once have i been caught, and when i told him what i was doing he just showed me where his porn was

it was a lot of porn

i will say that, out of everyone who has house sat for us, only the mother in law snooped around. everyone else just either took a nap, watched tv, or played with the dogs.

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Em_gai
08/08/20 10:49:44 PM
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Snoop a bit. Make sure they arent creeps. Or pervs. Always look into it a bit but especially if there are signs
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agesboy
08/08/20 10:56:23 PM
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dont snoop

if someone gives me an excuse to sit at their home playing total war three kingdoms for a couple days straight while they pay me $40 per day when that was what i was gonna do that day anyways, i am goddamn thankful

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papercup
08/08/20 11:00:44 PM
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Uh... none? It's not your property, don't poke around other people's business.

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argonautweakend
08/08/20 11:03:27 PM
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I am not going in the master bedroom for sure. But otherwise i looked in a lot of cabinets merely to see what was in them.

They didn't tell me they had a board game/puzzle cabinet! Now granted id ask if i wanted to use anything in there but i found something neat.

Anything that looks personal i am not touching
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argonautweakend
08/08/20 11:05:25 PM
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I ain't looking for ya dildos but if they're in the cabinet next to the bathroom, well I don't know what to tell ya.

Coulda been something useful in that cabinet there, by the bathroom.
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ReggieTheReckless
08/08/20 11:06:08 PM
#30:


find their sex toys and use them while acting very much like you know a camera is filming you
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agesboy
08/08/20 11:23:53 PM
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only really housesit for sister so if they had anything interesting that would be worth sharing like neat board games they'd tell me

i absolutely do not wanna know about any toys they have

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ChimeraBlue
08/08/20 11:27:20 PM
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GameLord113 posted...
My golden rule for things like that is to act as if you have a camera watching you because often there is a chance there is.

Bingo.

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Zeus
08/09/20 12:39:58 AM
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argonautweakend posted...
I am not going in the master bedroom for sure. But otherwise i looked in a lot of cabinets merely to see what was in them.

Wait, wait, wait, so you didn't go into the master bedroom -- something that would be in the normal scope of house-sitting -- but you decided to rifle through cabinets? wtf?


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argonautweakend
08/09/20 12:53:30 AM
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Why would i go into their fuck room?
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Zeus
08/09/20 3:49:29 AM
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argonautweakend posted...
Why would i go into their fuck room?

Any room in their house can be their fuck room. And it's no different than any of the other bedrooms, etc. For a guy who likes rifling through peoples' drawers, this seems like an odd objection.


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