Current Events > Gonna play through the Ace Attorney series for the first time! *spoilers as I go

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AssAssasin69
08/24/20 8:57:06 PM
#152:


Lol yoo, Sal Manella? Is this guy fucking serious

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AssAssasin69
08/24/20 8:57:22 PM
#153:


He's L33T af apparently

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AvlButtslam
08/24/20 9:21:18 PM
#154:


I love all the bad name puns
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AssAssasin69
08/26/20 1:32:03 AM
#155:


Damnnnn, so the directors and producers and such were all trapped from 2:15 to 4? They're innocent. And the Oldbag couldn't have done it. The weapon is too heavy for the child.

Man the more I investigate this case the more all signs point to Will Power.

Stammering, sweaty Will Power.

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AssAssasin69
08/26/20 1:32:38 AM
#156:


Edgeworth is gonna fuck me good when this goes to court, oh yeah.

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yunalenne10
08/26/20 1:33:33 AM
#157:


Mmm, nice.

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AssAssasin69
08/26/20 1:43:29 AM
#158:


So this bitch can just transform into Mia on command?

Not hating it, ngl

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AssAssasin69
08/26/20 1:43:54 AM
#159:


I missed those.....helpful tits I mean tips of hers.

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AssAssasin69
08/26/20 1:46:58 AM
#160:


Damn this kid just told me if I was a superhero I would be Lame-O man

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AssAssasin69
08/26/20 1:58:53 AM
#161:


Oh man! Even the kid's testimony points to Will Powers. Now they have another key witness!

I am so fucked.

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AssAssasin69
08/26/20 2:00:59 AM
#162:


Told Mia I didn't believe Will Powers was innocent. She didn't like that very much.

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GiftedACIII
08/26/20 2:01:54 AM
#163:


At least youre honest lol
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DeadBankerDream
08/26/20 3:12:56 AM
#164:


I love the second trial day of this case.
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AssAssasin69
08/26/20 9:19:35 PM
#165:


Day 2 of trial has begun!

All of a sudden my balls are sweating...

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AssAssasin69
08/28/20 11:36:18 AM
#167:


Mberer posted...
Is it because youre defending a guilty client
Yes. Yes it is.

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AssAssasin69
08/28/20 11:38:54 AM
#168:


Wtf, this judge is such an idiot! Why does he just let people sit and lie to the entire courtroom? This ninja kid has changed his story like 3 times, right on the stand!

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AssAssasin69
08/28/20 11:46:58 AM
#169:


Just broke the kid! He's up there in full on tears, a shell of his former self.

I love this job.


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AssAssasin69
08/28/20 11:53:47 AM
#170:


"Please explain so that I might be shocked along with the rest of the court."

This judge

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DeadBankerDream
08/28/20 11:59:49 AM
#171:


excited for tc's next reaction.
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AssAssasin69
08/28/20 12:08:03 PM
#172:


Got through day 2 of court! Phew!
Got more questions than answers now though. My story sounds ridiculous. He drugs Powers, steals his costume, goes to Studio two, murders himself, changes costumes, then goes to Studio one?

Yeah, still think Will Powers did it.
Makes more sense than this fantasy world we're building

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GiftedACIII
08/30/20 12:50:50 AM
#173:


AssAssasin69 posted...
murders himself, changes costumes, then goes to Studio one?

lol when you put it that way
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Distant_Rainbow
08/30/20 6:15:30 AM
#174:


AssAssasin69 posted...
"Please explain so that I might be shocked along with the rest of the court."

This judge

The Judge is one of the best characters in the game.

Sometimes it's baffling how an absent-minded guy like that actually became one in the first place lol

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AssAssasin69
08/30/20 10:41:28 PM
#175:


Day 3 of investigations. Time to get some goddamn answers


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AssAssasin69
08/30/20 11:22:36 PM
#176:


Oh great, Maya is back :(

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AvlButtslam
08/31/20 3:31:34 PM
#178:


True. They couldn't have your sidekick be a better lawyer than you or why would she be the sidekick
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nfearurspecimn
08/31/20 3:33:12 PM
#179:


AssAssasin69 posted...
Oh great, Maya is back :(
why do you hate Maya so much you're making me mad

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Kircheis
08/31/20 3:43:01 PM
#180:


AvlButtslam posted...
True. They couldn't have your sidekick be a better lawyer than you or why would she be the sidekick

Meanwhile in Apollo Justice's debut game, Phoenix be all like "Hold my grape juice while I basically solve your biggest cases for you, haha hobo go brrr."
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AssAssasin69
08/31/20 3:53:12 PM
#181:


nfearurspecimn posted...
why do you hate Maya so much you're making me mad
She's cool, I would hang out with her and drink some sake for sure.
Does she ever help me even in the slightest? Negative.

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nfearurspecimn
08/31/20 4:08:35 PM
#182:


AssAssasin69 posted...
Does she ever help me even in the slightest? Negative.
Well no, but she's there to have someone to comment on things so phoenix can speak aloud and have someone react I think and vice versa. It feels very different when it's just Phoenix investigating. If you prefer that no judgement.

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AssAssasin69
08/31/20 5:50:59 PM
#183:


nfearurspecimn posted...
Well no, but she's there to have someone to comment on things so phoenix can speak aloud and have someone react I think and vice versa. It feels very different when it's just Phoenix investigating. If you prefer that no judgement.
No, I Def prefer her over solo Phoenix and she adds some comedy but I just prefer Mia

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DeadBankerDream
08/31/20 7:23:55 PM
#184:


AssAssasin69 posted...
I would hang out with her and drink some sake for sure.

Maya doesn't drink sake, that's too japanese. She drinks fries with her burgers instead.
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nfearurspecimn
08/31/20 8:01:39 PM
#185:


AssAssasin69 posted...
No, I Def prefer her over solo Phoenix and she adds some comedy but I just prefer Mia
we all prefer mia my dude

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AssAssasin69
08/31/20 8:42:42 PM
#186:


Ayyy, Gumshoe is back!

This case seems to be turning around. Happy to hear Edgeworth was so angry he crushed a styrofoam cup of hot coffee right in his hands.

Lol get burned, asshat

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DeadBankerDream
08/31/20 8:44:40 PM
#187:


The third day of investigation/trial of this case is kind of annoying because there's really no reason that the case ever went beyond trial day 2.

Luckily the games avoid feeling like that ever again, IMO.

Sort of.
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AssAssasin69
08/31/20 8:49:47 PM
#188:


Nice! Got a photo of Hammer murdering that dude 5 years ago from the Oldbag!

Really glad I went to talk to Gumshoe beforehand so I had the evidence to prove Hammer's misdeeds.

This game is awesome.

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AssAssasin69
08/31/20 8:52:23 PM
#189:


DeadBankerDream posted...
The third day of investigation/trial of this case is kind of annoying because there's really no reason that the case ever went beyond trial day 2.

Luckily the games avoid feeling like that ever again, IMO.

Sort of.
It does feel a bit draggy at times but I'm actually enjoying the investigations, and the trial has been the most exciting so far. About to start day 3 of trial now

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AssAssasin69
08/31/20 9:26:36 PM
#190:


Lol I love how Vasquez is snapping at everyone for slapping their desks

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AssAssasin69
08/31/20 10:33:35 PM
#191:


Ok, I'm genuinely stumped for the first time in this game.

Every piece of Vasquez's testimony just leads to a dead end when pressed and every time I try to present evidence I just lose points.

I'm sweating like a pig in a slaughterhouse rn

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DeadBankerDream
08/31/20 10:35:15 PM
#192:


Remember to savescum
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AssAssasin69
09/02/20 12:41:15 PM
#193:


I've been trying not to cheese the save system but im gonna have to start this testimony over

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DeadBankerDream
09/02/20 12:44:46 PM
#194:


I can't believe that it is cheesing, aka not intended to not save every few steps in a game where you have to solve logic puzzles that often aren't that logical.
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AssAssasin69
09/05/20 9:39:20 PM
#196:


Bump

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AssAssasin69
09/06/20 10:31:46 PM
#197:


Last day of court is now in session!

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AssAssasin69
09/08/20 9:06:41 PM
#198:


Ha! Figured it out!
Had to just present the steak plate when she mentioned eating the steak.

Damn that was super obvious, I feel kinda embarrassed it took me that long to figure it out lol

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AssAssasin69
09/08/20 9:12:26 PM
#199:


Lol I love how Vasquez isn't letting Edgeworth say anything at all lol

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kirbymuncher
09/08/20 9:13:46 PM
#200:


it happens a few times in the series but I love when you get the witnesses that bully the ones who are actually running the trial


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AssAssasin69
09/08/20 9:27:53 PM
#201:


Wow, Edgeworth just made her testify again. I guess being a c-word backfired a bit lol

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