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pres_madagascar
08/01/20 6:39:52 PM
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Never bothered with it in my youth because I'd always heard it's the cheapest of the cheap swill. I started drinking beer with craft beer like a hipster bougie fuck, but would occasionally drink Miller light or coors light at parties if that's what was provided to me. Figured, nothing can be more watered down than coors light or bud light. My roommate just got a 30 rack of natty light for $15 bucks at the store and offered me one, figured fuck it.

This shit is 4% alcohol beer flavored water. I've chugged like 4 of them in the time it takes to drink one good beer, and have a buzz going.

Now I get it. It may not taste like anything, but it fucks you up fast because you can drink em fast, and it's cheap.

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Flauros
08/01/20 6:41:33 PM
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If the goal is just to get drunk just get a bottle of popov. It will probably get you 4 times further than a natty and at least you can mix it without creating a bloated abomination.

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furb
08/01/20 6:42:09 PM
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Yeah and it tastes like ice watet after about 3.

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CagingElephants
08/01/20 6:42:26 PM
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Kids dont like the taste of beer. I prefer a nice Troegs IPA in my mature age, myself.
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tm315
08/01/20 6:43:34 PM
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$12 for a 30 pack, can't beat it
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3PiesAndAFork
08/01/20 6:44:23 PM
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pres_madagascar posted...
Never bothered with it in my youth because I'd always heard it's the cheapest of the cheap swill. I started drinking beer with craft beer like a hipster bougie fuck, but would occasionally drink Miller light or coors light at parties if that's what was provided to me. Figured, nothing can be more watered down than coors light or bud light. My roommate just got a 30 rack of natty light for $15 bucks at the store and offered me one, figured fuck it.

This shit is 4% alcohol beer flavored water. I've chugged like 4 of them in the time it takes to drink one good beer, and have a buzz going.

Now I get it. It may not taste like anything, but it fucks you up fast because you can drink em fast, and it's cheap.
Yeah, honestly I'd rather drink water than any of that crap. At least it's free.

In my youth, my go to was Molson Canadian, I guess a step up from bud light but not by much. Now that I'm an adult with adult responsibilities, I spring for the good stuff when I drink beer.

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dib153
08/01/20 6:44:33 PM
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You can get a half gallon of vodka for 12 bucks

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billcom6
08/01/20 6:49:12 PM
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I am 36 now and still love Natty. I actually think I like Natty Ice more.

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bknight
08/01/20 6:50:47 PM
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I only drink White Claw, that stuff is so tasty, yummy.
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AloneIBreak
08/01/20 6:51:30 PM
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I always preferred Keystone or Coors when I was in college. Natty sucks, but I'd drink it.

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Blue_Dream87
08/01/20 6:54:13 PM
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I could never do any of those beers. Cheapest I can do is like PBR and that's simply overexposure.

Give me a Miller High Life, Heineken or Corona

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furb
08/01/20 6:54:24 PM
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I am 36 and I enjoy beer. I can not tolerate more than like 2 IPA at a time. Feels like drinking sprakling water with steeped pine needles.

Back in 03, I was in a fraternity. We had a big party for Octoberfest and bought like 15 cases of Keystone. For some reason, we were unable to get kegs. We drank the leftoverd for awhile and it became my most hated cheap house beer.

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High Life is the king of house beers. Followed by pbr. Rolling Rock was king until the brewery in Latrobe shutdown.

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PrettyBoyFloyd
08/01/20 7:03:00 PM
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Recently I've been buying Miller, Budweiser and Colt 45 for old times sake.

Anyway back in the day Milwaukee's Best (THE BEAST) was our cheap go to booze.

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billcom6
08/01/20 7:04:38 PM
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I will say that even though I love Natty I usually opt to buy Busch Light nowadays for cheap beer.

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Balrog0
08/01/20 7:04:52 PM
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I usually buy natty light myself

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Gakk86
08/01/20 7:07:12 PM
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furb posted...
Rolling Rock was king until the brewery in Latrobe shutdown.
I miss Latrobe brewed Rolling Rock, the flavor varied from bottle to bottle because of how janky the brewery was. Now it's uniform light pisswater yawn. Penn Brewery keeps going strong, at least, Pittsburgh beer ain't dead (Iron City is literal piss).

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furb
08/01/20 7:08:06 PM
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Where are we on Milwaulkee's Best

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furb
08/01/20 7:10:53 PM
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Gakk86 posted...
I miss Latrobe brewed Rolling Rock, the flavor varied from bottle to bottle because of how janky the brewery was. Now it's uniform light pisswater yawn. Penn Brewery keeps going strong, at least, Pittsburgh beer ain't dead (Iron City is literal piss).

The whole point of Rolling Rock was the glass lined tanks. It was a tribute to my good tastes.

I grew up in Northern WV. Rolling Rock was the closest thing to local, besides Iron City, pre independent brewing boom. So rolling rock was locally popular. Yuengling was not sold her until 2009 or so.

I like Rivertown stuff though

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Politics
08/01/20 7:32:36 PM
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Oh god I miss good Rolling Rock. Yuengling is also good but I live in Arizona now and they don't sell it here.

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pres_madagascar
08/02/20 12:37:49 AM
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Politics posted...
Oh god I miss good Rolling Rock. Yuengling is also good but I live in Arizona now and they don't sell it here.
They do. Bevmo and total wine carry it. Fellow az guy here.

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pres_madagascar
08/02/20 12:38:28 AM
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Also, I only drink beer. Liquor fucks me up too much, too many bad times with it. However, I love scotch, but I don't drink it to get drunk.

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PatrickMahomes
08/02/20 12:40:37 AM
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it costs like a dollar, that's why

none of them punks tryna actually drink that noise for the taste

but i will say out of all the shitty cheap beer, coors is the best

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pres_madagascar
08/02/20 12:40:42 AM
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bknight posted...
I only drink White Claw, that stuff is so tasty, yummy.
It's also fucking expensive. $15 for a 12 pack is not a cheap way to get drunk lll

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pres_madagascar
08/02/20 12:41:41 AM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
it costs like a dollar, that's why

none of them punks tryna actually drink that noise for the taste

but i will say out of all the shitty cheap beer, coors is the best
Miller Lite actually has some taste to it compared to colors light and bud light, but they're all the same really.

I adore craft beer, but it's so filling its really hard to get drunk off of it.

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Lordgold666
08/02/20 12:42:08 AM
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Liquor does the job so much better, beer is such a waste of time and bladder space

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Veggeta X
08/02/20 12:42:49 AM
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Have you guys played drinking games? Nattie Light is great for that.

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PatrickMahomes
08/02/20 12:53:03 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
Have you guys played drinking games? Nattie Light is great for that.
Credit where due, light shit beers are great for beerio kart

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Medussa
08/02/20 1:03:43 AM
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Gakk86 posted...
I miss Latrobe brewed Rolling Rock, the flavor varied from bottle to bottle because of how janky the brewery was. Now it's uniform light pisswater yawn. Penn Brewery keeps going strong, at least, Pittsburgh beer ain't dead (Iron City is literal piss).

I can still remember the smell in that part of town.

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