Poll of the Day > I feel like I get no respect around here.

(+) Yeah! (+)

But honestly, I took a cognitive test and fucking aced that shit. They presented me with a picture of a lion, and I was like, Thats an African lion. The person administering the test was like, OmG! I never seen someone score this high on this question. Normally people say tiger and really smart people say lion. But you... you said African lion. Thats amazing because lions are from Africa!

When they showed me the picture of the elephant I looked at the size of the ears and was able to determine whether or not it was an African elephant or an Indian elephant. African elephants have bigger ears. Indian elephants have smaller ears because theyve adapted to wear headsets to call the elderly and pretend to be the IRS whilst scamming them out of a lot of money.

They asked me to countdown from 100. I did it. I even offered to do it by 5s, 7s, 10s, whatever they want! I was hoping theyd say 7s so then when I get down to like 3, I could then say, -4. BOOM!

I want to see you people pass this shit! Especially doctors and financial gurus like @blu or heavy readers like @adjl .

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*straightens tie whilst eyes bug out*

Another KBE joke falls flat.

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Why did you take a cognitive test?



African elephants have ears shaped like Africa, and asian elephants have ears shaped liked India. I really want to go on an african safari. There's some good priced ones on groupon, but need to convince my boss to let me.

When I went back to visit friends and family last week I set two vanguard IRAs and a taxable account >_<

Zeus posted...

Another KBE joke falls flat.

I like this comment cause you just know Zeus took the topic title seriously.

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HornedLion posted...

Indian elephants have smaller ears because theyve adapted to wear headsets to call the elderly and pretend to be the IRS whilst scamming them out of a lot of money.

Thanks for the laugh.

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You don't.

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