Poll of the Day > What would you do if for the next 24 hours...

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Lobomoon
07/19/20 10:39:35 PM
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...you had a meter long D (hard)?

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Blue Bomber 99
07/19/20 10:43:37 PM
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Spin around in circles really fast like a top/helicopter to fly all over the world.
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darcandkharg31
07/19/20 10:51:16 PM
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probably try to not get aroused, i think that might kill you from the blood leaving other areas of your body, or at least leave you very light headed

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wwinterj25
07/19/20 10:52:14 PM
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Use it as a bird stand.

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wolfy42
07/19/20 10:52:49 PM
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The same thing I do every day pinky.

Try to take over the world (but through lots of sex this time).

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Lobomoon
07/19/20 10:56:06 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
The same thing I do every day pinky.

Try to take over the world (but through lots of sex this time).

You call yours "pinky"?

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wolfy42
07/19/20 10:59:50 PM
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Lobomoon posted...
You call yours "pinky"?


Only when trying to talk her into anal sex.

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Sarcasthma
07/19/20 11:20:44 PM
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Make extra-accurate urinations.

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WastelandCowboy
07/19/20 11:32:46 PM
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Lobomoon posted...
What would you do if for the next 24 hours, you had a meter long D (hard)?

Meter...

the fundamental unit of length in the metric system, equal to 100 centimeters or approximately 39.37 inches.

Call a doctor to ask if I'm going to die, take a bunch of dick pics to remember this moment, and resist the urge to hypnox/fap/paddswaddle the Pawnee River.
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Lobomoon
07/19/20 11:37:20 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Make extra-accurate urinations.

You can urinate hard?

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wolfy42
07/19/20 11:51:26 PM
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Lobomoon posted...
You can urinate hard?

Dude, you can't tell me you've never had to lean waaaaaaay forward to piss when you got up in the middle of the night hard.

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LinkPizza
07/20/20 12:23:08 AM
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Sleep, and try not to get hard...
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Lobomoon
07/20/20 12:29:27 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
Sleep, and try not to get hard...

So cold... Where's my blanket?...


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LinkPizza
07/20/20 12:33:17 AM
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Lobomoon posted...
So cold... Where's my blanket?...

You could probably use a meter long dick as a blanket. But honestly, the cold might help...
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SpeeDLeemon
07/20/20 2:46:42 AM
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Lobomoon posted...
You can urinate hard?
yes.....

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JixHedgehog
07/20/20 3:00:29 AM
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Report it as a covid symptom and take 14 days off

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LOLIAmAnAlt
07/28/20 2:21:30 AM
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Blue Bomber 99 posted...
Spin around in circles really fast like a top/helicopter to fly all over the world.
This caught me off guard and i laughed a lot.

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DeltaBladeX
07/28/20 3:20:02 AM
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I'm disappointed this hasn't been posted before I got here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqs0li-5ggc
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ParanoidObsessive
07/28/20 7:17:00 AM
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Blue Bomber 99 posted...
Spin around in circles really fast like a top/helicopter to fly all over the world.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU
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SunWuKung420
07/28/20 8:35:20 AM
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Be worried.

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