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AlisLandale
07/10/20 7:38:47 PM
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Ibuprofen isnt gonna cut it.

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ForsakenHermit
07/10/20 7:40:25 PM
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Valium

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Shelhamer92
07/10/20 7:42:14 PM
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Marijuana cigarettes

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AlisLandale
07/10/20 7:43:11 PM
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Shelhamer92 posted...
Marijuana cigarettes

I suppose getting shot by the police would be a cure for this, fufufufu

ForsakenHermit posted...
Valium

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Poop2
07/10/20 7:43:18 PM
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Quietus
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DespondentDeity
07/10/20 7:43:24 PM
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Psilocybin and LSD

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FL81
07/10/20 7:47:18 PM
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Alcohol

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AlisLandale
07/10/20 7:50:29 PM
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FL81 posted...
Alcohol

Im legit a bit too traumatized to become an alcoholic these days.

Guy I worked with used to brag about drinking a liter of Jager every other day. Eventually he died of an aneurism on his first day after being promoted to manager.

idk its pretty irrational, but I couldnt bring myself to have more than the occasional beer

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Lost_All_Senses
07/11/20 12:09:43 AM
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If they did, Im fuckin up. Cause I been doing the actual ones for 10 years. Completely overlooked it.

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kingdrake2
07/11/20 12:11:44 AM
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AlisLandale posted...
Im legit a bit too traumatized to become an alcoholic these days.


for some it helps problems. for me it's going to make em worse
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Paragon21XX
07/11/20 12:13:01 AM
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I hear Tylenol helps a little bit.

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berlyman101
07/11/20 12:14:09 AM
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nope, you have to become the bermensch.

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Questionmarktarius
07/11/20 12:14:58 AM
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Ethanol
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Lost_All_Senses
07/11/20 12:15:15 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
for some it helps problems. for me it's going to make em worse

It probably helps for the first few years before making things ultimately way worse than before, to the point you wish you could go back to the original problems. I don't know though. Painkiller addiction isn't quite as bad. It's usually not as damaging socially. But it also doesn't really help you socially like alcohol can. Kind of just depends who you are, I guess.

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Kami_no_Kami
07/11/20 12:24:48 AM
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thronedfire2
07/11/20 12:25:41 AM
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Weed

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Questionmarktarius
07/11/20 12:26:55 AM
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Kami_no_Kami posted...
Thallium > polonium

Someone didn't do the homework here.
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Paragon21XX
07/11/20 12:45:14 AM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Thallium > polonium

Someone didn't do the homework here.
Poison someone with 1 milligram of thallium and they will live. Poison someone with 1 microgram of polonium-210 and they have about a 50% chance of dying. How are you defining "deadliest poisons"?

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Gafemage
07/11/20 12:48:54 AM
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Shelhamer92 posted...
Marijuana cigarettes

TC said killers, not exacerbators.
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Zack_Attackv1
07/11/20 12:48:55 AM
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Questionmarktarius
07/11/20 1:06:03 AM
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Paragon21XX posted...
Poison someone with 1 milligram of thallium and they will live. Poison someone with 1 microgram of polonium-210 and they have about a 50% chance of dying. How are you defining "deadliest poisons"?
I like you now.
Also, you are never making my lunch, ever.

The "problem" with polonium is that it's traceable as a poison, because it has to be synthesized.
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kingdrake2
07/11/20 2:53:58 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
Weed


Nipples.
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BignutzisBack
07/11/20 3:09:22 AM
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BettyWhite
07/11/20 3:20:22 AM
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Xanax will legitimately turn you into a zombie incapable of experiencing life.


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berlyman101
07/11/20 3:23:10 AM
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BettyWhite posted...
Xanax will legitimately turn you into a zombie incapable of experiencing life.

My sister was prescribed Xanax at 13. when I learned later about what its purpose and effects were as well as benzos in general I was shocked. and yes, she was zapped.

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BettyWhite
07/11/20 3:32:11 AM
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berlyman101 posted...
My sister was prescribed Xanax at 13. when I learned later about what its purpose and effects were as well as benzos in general I was shocked. and yes, she was zapped.

A small dose will either make you sleepy or comfortably numb.

A large dose literally makes you as close to dead a person can be while still fully awake. I blacked out on that shit and was like.. Nope... Not doing that again.

Went to a giant party that ended in a riot and my friend told me I literally strolled calmly through pure bedlam like nothing was wrong. I remember arriving at the party, talking to someone and then waking up at my friend's house.

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