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UnfairRepresent
07/09/20 11:50:02 PM
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Would you take it?


Money is after tax but if you take it then some fat guy will live with you forever.

He pays for his own food and just kinda exists, watching TV and sleeping on your couch. He doesn't really 'do' much of anything. If you move he moves with you. Til the day you die, then he'll move to someone else's couch.

You'll bring your girl in and she'll see him on the couch eating nachos while watching The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor and be she'll like "Who the fuck is that!?"

He's like "Sup?"

And you're like "Oh he's just Ricky, he lives here. Hey Ricky, you gonna look for a job tomorrow?"

And he's like "Nah man, I'm just gonna like chill and play Zone of The Enders or watch Lost. I mean it sucks but the chick in it is hot I guess."

https://i.imgur.com/FfTm7AY.jpg

Also if pot is legal where you live he smokes it a lot. Although never in your home so you won't smell it.

Would you take it?
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Lost_All_Senses
07/09/20 11:51:35 PM
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I said no, but the picture in my head was different. Still no. But that guy looks pretty clean. My socks aren't even that clean.

It's also kind of dickish to make him go outside when my bowl is pretty much always in arms reach.

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NoMeLx22x
07/09/20 11:53:43 PM
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Does it have to be my main couch or can I use some of the money to refinish my basement and set him up his own little area? Cause if so maybe that. Idk.

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inloveanddeath0
07/09/20 11:53:47 PM
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I don't see why not unless it's intrusive to my relationship

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UnfairRepresent
07/09/20 11:56:00 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I said no, but the picture in my head was different. Still no. But that guy looks pretty clean. My socks aren't even that clean.

It's also kind of dickish to make him go outside when my bowl is pretty much always in arms reach.

He thinks your stuff is skunk weed man.

NoMeLx22x posted...
Does it have to be my main couch or can I use some of the money to refinish my basement and set him up his own little area? Cause if so maybe that. Idk.

He's not going into your fucking basement dude. He's not a dog.

But you could like buy another couch for him to use.
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MabusIncarnate
07/09/20 11:58:21 PM
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Yeah if he cleans up after himself, sure. If I wanna get high and co-op some Xbox game it sounds like he's be down. As long as he showers daily, isn't messy, I don't care at all. Big plus if he provides the pot as his end of the household income. I don't care where it comes from. Yes, give me the money and the fat gay man.

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Lost_All_Senses
07/10/20 12:01:09 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
He thinks your stuff is skunk weed man.

That's fine. I take no pride in my weed smoking. It's just for the feels. Also, is skunk bad? I actually never even thought about it. I heard it all the time, but I figured it meant it was potent enough to give off a just as potent scent.

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MT_TRAEH
07/10/20 12:04:29 AM
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if the rules doesnt say anything against him living under the same roof, id be fine if he's in another room

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R_Jackal
07/10/20 12:05:48 AM
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If he pays for his own shit he's already better than most of the people I've lived with in the past.
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UnfairRepresent
07/10/20 12:15:02 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
If I wanna get high and co-op some Xbox game it sounds like he's be down.

He always wins tho because he plays games all the time.
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CommunismFTW
07/10/20 12:25:23 AM
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why does he find the chick in lost hot if he's gay

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UnfairRepresent
07/10/20 2:51:53 AM
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CommunismFTW posted...
why does he find the chick in lost hot if he's gay

lol what a dumb post

Are you going to pretend you can't tell if men are hot?
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im not 13
07/10/20 2:53:03 AM
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Too hard to explain and not enough money to justify the inconvenience

Pass

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pfh1001
07/10/20 3:06:25 AM
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There would have to be at least at least 1 more zero on the end of that to make me consider it.
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IfGodCouldDie
07/10/20 3:08:05 AM
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Sure. I could use the money and my kids would have a fun live in uncle.

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thebatz
07/10/20 3:27:08 AM
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c'mon tc. of all the shirtless fat gay guys to use, you don't use randy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uch7T6arVbs

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toyota
07/10/20 3:30:09 AM
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lmao yeah. seems like you could turn him into a true bro and if he pays his own no big deal. dude probably would hook me up with good ass food too
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FF_Redux
07/11/20 5:01:10 AM
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Chicken
07/11/20 5:08:14 AM
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FF_Red--

FF_Redux posted...
I'm already that fat gay guy

oh

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UnfairRepresent
07/12/20 9:22:03 AM
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FF_Redux posted...
I'm already that fat gay guy

well now there's 2 of you
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Chicken_Butt
07/12/20 9:23:32 AM
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So the money but I have to live with a CEmen? Eh... I guess. It's not a horrible deal as long as he at least practices good hygiene.

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The_Creep_2020
07/12/20 9:25:41 AM
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I would refuse the money, I just couldnt life with myself afterwards.

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Turbam
07/12/20 9:30:52 AM
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Does he walk in while I'm having sex with my GF or jerkin it to anime girls?

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coh
07/12/20 9:36:41 AM
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He seems non intrusive so sure I guess. I don't know if any potential GF would be okay with it though
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pikachupwnage
07/12/20 9:38:49 AM
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CommunismFTW posted...
why does he find the chick in lost hot if he's gay

He is mostly Gay but he is a little Bi.

Problem solved.

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Wetterdew
07/12/20 9:38:57 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
lol what a dumb post

Are you going to pretend you can't tell if men are hot?
I'm a gay guy and I would never be enticed to watch a movie because it has a hot woman in it

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VTBM
07/12/20 9:43:16 AM
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Can we fuck?

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Pepys Monster
07/12/20 10:32:39 AM
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No, because having a roommate is an inconvenience. I only want to live with my future wife and kids.

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UnfairRepresent
07/12/20 11:06:39 AM
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Turbam posted...
Does he walk in while I'm having sex with my GF


no he just kinda sits on the couch and watches TV

or jerkin it to anime girls?

No he's gay
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UnfairRepresent
07/13/20 5:02:02 AM
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Wetterdew posted...

I'm a gay guy and I would never be enticed to watch a movie because it has a hot woman in it

And I guess your favorite pizza toppings are the ones all gay people like?

its not a hivemind
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420TwiZtiD420
07/14/20 10:42:58 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I said no, but the picture in my head was different. Still no. But that guy looks pretty clean. My socks aren't even that clean.

It's also kind of dickish to make him go outside when my bowl is pretty much always in arms reach.
I knew I started following you for a good reason. That last line was quite relatable.

As for the topic at hand, sure why not. I'm a people person and he looks like the type of guy you could hang with.

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UnfairRepresent
07/15/20 8:24:25 PM
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420TwiZtiD420 posted...

I knew I started following you for a good reason. That last line was quite relatable.

As for the topic at hand, sure why not. I'm a people person and he looks like the type of guy you could hang with.

what type of guy couldn't you hang with?
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UltraDeku
07/15/20 8:38:41 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
fat shirtless gay guy


UnfairRepresent posted...
"Nah man, I'm just gonna like chill and play Zone of The Enders or watch Lost. I mean it sucks but the chick in it is hot I guess."

Why would he care about the show if it sucks?

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Flanders
07/15/20 8:39:44 PM
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Pass

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hellhammer
07/16/20 1:02:27 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Money is after tax but if you take it then some fat guy will live with you forever.

He pays for his own food and just kinda exists, watching TV and sleeping on your couch. He doesn't really 'do' much of anything. If you move he moves with you. Til the day you die, then he'll move to someone else's couch.

You'll bring your girl in and she'll see him on the couch eating nachos while watching The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor and be she'll like "Who the fuck is that!?"

He's like "Sup?"

And you're like "Oh he's just Ricky, he lives here. Hey Ricky, you gonna look for a job tomorrow?"

And he's like "Nah man, I'm just gonna like chill and play Zone of The Enders or watch Lost. I mean it sucks but the chick in it is hot I guess."

https://i.imgur.com/FfTm7AY.jpg

Also if pot is legal where you live he smokes it a lot. Although never in your home so you won't smell it.

Would you take it?

Sounds like you need a life.
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BloodMoon7
07/16/20 1:10:23 AM
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No smoking, no drinking, no Taco Bell.

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CanuckCowboy
07/16/20 1:17:46 AM
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Make it a hit super cool laid back girl who wants occasional no strings sex and i might have to think on it.

I dont wanna live with anyone else. Been there done that didnt like it.

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UnfairRepresent
07/17/20 7:01:47 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
no Taco Bell.

lol
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nfearurspecimn
07/17/20 7:04:06 AM
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yes I'd take that. hella money and vegy lives with me on top of that. what a deal
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MagnusX
07/17/20 7:21:07 AM
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Fuck no. We specifically bought a house without an apartment because we don't want to live with anyone else. A free house would not be worth having a roommate again.
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